Corrupted wish game

[Twister980]

Granted, but she accidentally snaps your neck in her sleep.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but the bacteria in your body kills a caterpillar on its way out.

I wish Kermit the Frog would paint the sky.

[Twister980]

Granted, but he paints the Lipton Tea logo.

I wish Season 2 of Attack on Titan would come out.

[Animeniac]

Wish granted season 2 airs but everyone dies, it as terrible voice acting and the storylines don't make sense


I wish Nintendo would make a twilight princess sequel

[Midori]

Granted.


I wish for a self-driving car.

[Twister980]

Granted.


I wish there were more Mom and Pop shops in the world.

[Animeniac]

Granted every shop is turned into them



I wish Sega would make a new console

[Twister980]

Granted, but only one exists and they get bought out by Konami and make nothing but Sonic Pachinko machines now.

I wish people would stop assuming the Hero is Zelda. I mean seriously, it may be the Legend of Zelda, but UGGGHHH.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but Tingle is assumed to be the hero instead.

I wish Thomas the Tank Engine had never become CGI.

[Animeniac]

Granted more children suffer from the creepy stop action and annoying British voices.

I wish Hentai never existed....

)if you don't know what it is.....don't look it up)

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but the live action erotic industry grows twice as large.

I wish Hyouka would get licensed.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, you now have to obtain a license in order to watch Hyouka. Most people die of old age before getting through all the red tape.

I wish insomnia didn't exist.

[Zeldafan2]

Granted, but people start staying awake far longer than they're supposed to.

I wish Young Justice hadn't been cancelled.

[MIBuddy]

Granted, but the paint gets everywhere.

I wish my story had a large following.

[MIBuddy]

WHOA, I didn't see how many pages this was and answered Page 1's last one... fail... um...

...Young Justice... granted, but the 60's Hanna Barbara took charge.

I wish my story had a large following.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Mostly it's serial killers and stalkers, but you have a couple of people who don't want to kill you. (They think you're the center of a massive serial killing conspiracy and want to arrest you.)

I wish for unlimited power.

[anlptgtsg]

Granted you what unlimited power to pass gas.

I wish I know why things happens.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but then things stop happening.

I wish I had a softer pillow.

[Ella Edric]

Granted, but that pillow turns out to be a rabid feline who claws at your cheecks during the night.

I wish I had a car.

[Animeniac]

Granted, it has no motor

I wish for Marvel heroes to be real

[Shroopy]

Granted, they are real but are so tiny you can't see them.
I wish you could click the smilies and they would be inserted into the text.

[artisticDreamer]

Granted, but now the reply button doesn't work.
I wish that it would actually snow this year.

[Shroopy]

Granted, it snows, but only on your house. It has collapsed under 20 tons of snow, and you will never get it out again.
I wish that I always knew all of my accounts online.
Merry Christmas, BTW!

[Cat96]

Granted, but you could no longer access them. Also, I love your signature.

I wish for a green alpaca.

[artisticDreamer]

Granted, you get a green alpaca. The alpaca, however, is green from its intense radioactivity, and you die the moment you receive it.
I wish that Pandora Hearts would get a remake.

[Animeniac]

Granted you get a demonic box with live hearts in it.


I wiah I had $100

[LecktheTech]

Your wish is granted! You get 100$ in Confederate money!

I wish my computer was a supercomputer...

[Shroopy]

Granted. It takes over the world with it's superior intellect and only tells you, "42".
I wish Brawl in the Family still ran.

[Animeniac]

Granted the smash bros disc your family owns gets up and runs away LOL.

I wish Ookamisan and her seven companions had a 2nd season

[LecktheTech]

Granted! Ookami-san and Her Seven Companions had a second season of crazyness..I guess....

I wish I was a fish in a dish.