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Let's write haikus.

Postby Crossfire » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:00 pm

Yes, this thread again. Write a haiku about the object to your left (or right, your pick).

All hail sentoki

Seekers thunder from the skies

Skywarp is awesome

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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Zarn Ishtare » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:14 pm

Warm, Quiet, Little Lamp

shift the Walls from White to Cream

Your shade changed my world.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Vilo159 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:52 pm

Greasy Spaghetti

With Juicy Chunks Of Ground Beef

Most Delicious Meal
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby SierraLea » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:35 pm

Thousand pound backpack
that I haul on the campus,
you will break my back.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby TWWK » Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:54 pm

Oh, DVDs, why?
I collect and never watch
Still, I keep buying
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Postby Vii » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:21 pm

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Is very varied indeed
One is a dango
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Zeldafan2 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:39 pm

I don't always eat
Eating is not for Zelda.
Instead, I fight trolls.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby TWWK » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:31 pm

Yoda V-Day gift
Dispensing gum and advice
Speaks, "There is no try"
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Xeno » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:45 am

Haikus can be fun

But sometimes they don't make sense

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*I am not uploading an image of my fridge.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby QtheQreater » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:56 am

So white and crinkly

Number of items sold five

Grocery receipt
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Crossfire » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:20 am

Zaku, arm stretched out

Grasping onto victory

He will soon explode
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby syphon » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:22 pm

bag of swedish fish

setting on my dresser drawer

why must it tempt me
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:06 pm

Onagers Attack

Infantry men run so scared.

Even archers flee.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Davidizer13 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:18 pm

Anybody can

Write haiku. Just stop at the

Seventeenth syllab
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby MomentOfInertia » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:08 pm

le.

XD
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Crossfire » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:41 pm

That's not a haiku

So, MomentOfInertia

Please exit this thread

SPOILER: Highlight text to read: In case it isn't clear, I'm kidding. Maybe.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby MomentOfInertia » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:55 pm

You can't make me so

I think perhaps I shall stay

Lurking in the dark.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby uc pseudonym » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:18 pm

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Annihilation
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby SierraLea » Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:06 pm

naruto playlist
based on character theme songs.
Guess who has "lonely".
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Ally-Ann » Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:43 pm

2G iPod Touch

You're not as cool as 5G

But I still love you

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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby WhisperLove » Mon May 06, 2013 1:22 pm

My lovely remote,
why hast thou forsaken me?
There's nothing to watch.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby ClaecElric4God » Mon May 06, 2013 8:04 pm

Blankets on my bed

They keep me warm in winter

But now they waste space.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Ally-Ann » Tue May 07, 2013 7:49 pm

Dumb contact lenses,
why must you dry out so much?
Now it hurts to blink.


EDIT: And yes, my contacts case is actually to the right of me, with my contacts in it. XD
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby Nate » Tue May 07, 2013 7:51 pm

No, I refuse to. I won't do it and that's that. And now I will leave.
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Re: Let's write haikus.

Postby FllMtl Novelist » Tue May 07, 2013 9:34 pm

Nate wrote:No, I refuse to. I won't do it and that's that. And now I will leave.

I see what you did there.
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