Thats right. Im doing this again. Even if no one but me likes it. Because Disney got Star Wars so its only a matter of time before Forcemas is canceled and they bring back Life Day.
Merry Forcemas! Forcemas is the time of year every Dec 26th where Santi Clos the white wookie gives presents and midi chlorians to all the good little padiwans...and etc. You know people. But we say padiwans cause its more Star Warsy. He has a workshop on Hoth where he and his Ewok helpers make lightsabers, blasters, and shapeships. He gets Midi Chlorians by harvesting the old and worn out Ewoks Bioshock style then puts them in other creatures. Yes we know that makes Santi Clos a sith. Shut up. Anyway we carve a Lightsaber Crystal tree and sing Forcemas Carols. So what do you want to Forcemas?
I want a Vintage Naboo Starfighter and a Blue Lightsaber!