Star Wars changes

Postby **raider~joseph** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:02 pm

The second they announce a timer to the release of the star wars dvds im bringing in the catapults full of mud and waiting.Furthermore wouldn't it just be easier to look fondly on our memories and just remember that in the modern world we live in awesomeness is a vanishing substance.What we need is something to break the mold of remakes and adaptions(In all senses)Before we end up with something like twihard friendly star wars...and so help me God first sign of the end of days should they ever decide to do that.Furthermore IF THEY DO im moving to a third world slum where tv doesn't exist.

Postby **Cognitive Gear** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:15 pm

raider~joseph (post: 1502979) wrote:Before we end up with something like twihard friendly star wars...and so help me God first sign of the end of days should they ever decide to do that.Furthermore IF THEY DO im moving to a third world slum where tv doesn't exist.

But that already happened.

Postby **raider~joseph** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:28 pm

Cognitive Gear (post: 1502980) wrote:But that already happened.

I hate you so much for showing me this.SO VERY MUCH.I will NEVER get that out of my head.Whats next?Lady Gaga gen lord of the rings?

(If you post a link I will stalk you and throw you into mount doom.This goes for everyone else.)

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:40 am

You know what that clip reminds me of?

This.

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:49 am

Yuki, what is that clip? Too awkward.

Postby **Yamamaya** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:34 am

Cognitive Gear (post: 1502980) wrote:But that already happened.

The next time I want to flirt with a girl, I'll start talking about how much I hate sand.

@Yuki.

That clip what is this I don't even. So hilariously awkward. Not to mention the incredibly weak slap at the end.

Postby **Radical Dreamer** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:55 am

Yuki-Anne (post: 1503083) wrote:You know what that clip reminds me of?

This.

The guy in this clip is SO SMOOTH with the ladies.

Not like sand.

Sand is not smooth.

It is rough.

Also this thread just became my favorite. XDD Continue. XD

Postby **Twister980** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:02 am

Yeah, I saw George C Scott's reaction to the changes. I don't blame him for crying over them.

Postby **Yamamaya** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:15 am

Radical Dreamer (post: 1503112) wrote:The guy in this clip is SO SMOOTH with the ladies.

Not like sand.

Sand is not smooth.

It is rough.

Also this thread just became my favorite. XDD Continue. XD

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:42 pm

Oh, you guys. That clip is from Manos: The Hands of Fate, generally agreed to be the worst film of all time. MST3k riffed it, and it was GLORIOUS.

Postby **Neane** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:40 am

Yuki-Anne (post: 1503227) wrote:Oh, you guys. That clip is from Manos: The Hands of Fate, generally agreed to be the worst film of all time. MST3k riffed it, and it was GLORIOUS.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0s9OC6rzAA]The] :lol:

Postby **Nate** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:03 am

More chainsawsuit fun!

The best part though is the comments where Kris encouraged people to envision how Lucas would change other classics. Here are some results:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind re-edited so that events occur within chronological order.

nobody referred to edward norton by name in fight club, so now his name is Dave Roopis.

Batman and Batman Returns: added nipples to the batsuit, to ensure nipple continuity.

Citizen Kane re-cut: "My childhood sled..."

The Fugitive- Digitally gave the one-armed man his extra arm

The Usual Suspects is too ambiguous, added in extra scene where Keyser Soze dramatically reveals his identity and his master plan to the police.

John Carpenter's The Thing: CGI'd T-Shirts onto characters that say "MONSTER" and "NOT THE MONSTER"

In Pulp Fiction, Vincent shoots Marvin only after Marvin shoots first.

Batman's parents are now shot to death with a walkie talkie.

Re-edit Bruce Willis gunshot death scene in Sixth Sense to make it clearer that he died at the beginning.

All guns in all WWII movies are replaced walkie-talkies, with all battles being decided by spirited debate. each time a man shoots a gun, it's replaced with him shouting "do you agree?!" each time a man is shot, the bloodspray is digitally removed and his voice dubbed in to exclaim "you convinced me and i'm sleepy"

Planet of the Apes, Boxed Set: Movies now correctly labeled 1 through 5. Also, dilapidated sign reading "Liberty Island (NY, USA)" digitally added to foreground at the end of the first film. beneath that "this sign is millions of years old now"

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:57 am

Batman's parents are now shot to death with a walkie talkie.

Wouldn't that be a change Speilburg would make? He made ET, not Lucas.

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:03 am

Very true, Rocklobster. Still, the WW2 idea cracks me up.

Postby **Rocketshipper** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:13 pm

Some of those suggestions sound more like something 4kids would do to an anime ^^

Postby **Twister980** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:13 am

Rocketshipper (post: 1503512) wrote:Some of those suggestions sound more like something 4kids would do to an anime ^^

I know... It's Scary... xD

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:19 pm

Nate (post: 1503299) wrote:The best part though is the comments where Kris encouraged people to envision how Lucas would change other classics. Here are some results:

Batman and Batman Returns: added nipples to the batsuit, to ensure nipple continuity.

Citizen Kane re-cut: "My childhood sled..."

All guns in all WWII movies are replaced walkie-talkies, with all battles being decided by spirited debate. each time a man shoots a gun, it's replaced with him shouting "do you agree?!" each time a man is shot, the bloodspray is digitally removed and his voice dubbed in to exclaim "you convinced me and i'm sleepy"

Lol.

Also, they just announced the Lucas is releasing a special, special edition of The Fellowship of the Ring, where in the intro Ian Holm's young Bilbo has been replaced by Martin Freeman.

Postby **Mr. Hat'n'Clogs** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:29 pm

Yuki-Anne (post: 1503701) wrote:Also, they just announced the Lucas is releasing a special, special edition of The Fellowship of the Ring, where in the intro Ian Holm's young Bilbo has been replaced by Martin Freeman.

I misread that as Morgan Freeman and didn't see what the problem was.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:03 pm

Morgan Freeman would be the BEST BILBO EVER. XD

Postby **Warrior 4 Jesus** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:40 am

I misread that as Morgan Freeman too, probably because he's more famous and can make anything awesome. Not that Martin Freeman is bad, he's very good, just not as good.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:01 am

Just remember folks, no matter what Lucas does, there's no way he can top the worst thing he was ever responsible for:
Star Wars Holiday Special
He can deny all he wants, but he had a hand in that.
Also, Howard the Duck.
Let's pray he never goes back to Willow.

Postby **Nate** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:29 am

Yuki-Anne wrote:Also, they just announced the Lucas is releasing a special, special edition of The Fellowship of the Ring, where in the intro Ian Holm's young Bilbo has been replaced by Martin Freeman.

Don't forget the part where Gandalf is dubbed to say "Don't worry about me, I'll come back to life to help you out later!"

And everyone in the Shire is digitally replaced with Ewoks.

Postby **Edward** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:08 pm

The Lord of the Rings: George Lucas Edition

1. Replace all hobbits with Ewoks
2. Replace all orcs with Stromtroopers
3. Re-dub all of Gollum/Smeagol's lines with Jar-Jar's voice
4. Sauron is Frodo's father
5. CGI respirators onto all Nazgul

Postby **battletech** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:24 am

George C. Scott watches Star Wars on blu-ray.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0To4m1pgcU&feature=feedlik

Postby **Twister980** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:42 pm

battletech (post: 1504358) wrote:George C. Scott watches Star Wars on blu-ray.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0To4m1pgcU&feature=feedlik

Hah, the exact video I was talking about. xDD

Postby **Rewin** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:36 pm

Rocketshipper (post: 1503512) wrote:Some of those suggestions sound more like something 4kids would do to an anime ^^

My first thought was "Lucas has joined 4kids?!"

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:49 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3o_Ax6MIkU&feature=related

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE WAY THEY CHANGED THE EWOKS!!!

[spoiler]No, I'm not a moron. It's obviously fake. [/spoiler]

Postby **Neane** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:13 am

Yuki-Anne (post: 1504539) wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3o_Ax6MIkU&feature=related

Yay! David Lynch is in command of this project!

Postby **Shao Feng-Li** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:35 am

I gotta say the Blurays look great at 120hz and 1080i on the TVs at work...

Postby **Rocketshipper** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:58 pm

for all who are interested in the super nitty gritty details between versions, these have recently been posted.

episode IV: http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=17542

Episode V: http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=913207

more will likely be up soon

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