Raiden no Kishi (post: 1218170) wrote:Also, I hope never to hear "Nate" and "prance" in the same sentence again . . .
Taran (post: 1219887) wrote:*I place a big screen tv in front Icosahydra and make him watch the whole naruto anime from beginning to end*
Seed of Hope (post: 1219892) wrote:hmmm...Runs up with dedede's hammer and uppercuts him with it. then chucks a bunch of waddle dee's and doo's to bother the heck outta him.
Kanerou (post: 1219896) wrote:*flies up in a rubber suit and touches a car battery to his tongue*
Raiden no Kishi (post: 1218170) wrote:Also, I hope never to hear "Nate" and "prance" in the same sentence again . . .
sparx00 (post: 1219917) wrote:(Come on man, Leave the poor girl alone!)
*Punches a hole in the dragon and uses force lightning*
RidleyofZebes (post: 1219920) wrote:*seeing that Icosahydra is a water elemental, I rush to retrieve my R2 unit. After issuing it a few commands, I send it into battle.
The R2 unit immediately wheels around to Icosahydra's front and proceeds to make a complicated series of beeps and whistles while rolling around in circles and figure-8 patterns. It then opens up one of the compartments on it's shell, out of which flips an electrical shock device (similar to the one a fellow R2 unit once used on the planet Endor to administer discipline to a few wayward Ewoks) and goes about administering it's high-voltage punishment to Icosahydra.*
Kanerou (post: 1219923) wrote:*analyzes Icosahydra and figures that he is likely either NT or ST]
All that psychological personality-type bullcrap bores Icosahydra (and the mod) to tears. But then again, Icosahydra is a water elemental, so the tears only strengthen him. But then again, again, the boredom cancels out all the strengthening stuff. So really. . . nothing at all happened, and it took me four sentenced to say so.
Icosahydra: 16,261,091 HPSeed of Hope (post: 1219936) wrote:Covering myself in a suit like shield of light i run up and i put my hand to its scaly neck and utters a spell "Fierce Parch..." sucking all the moisture and air out of the area. (am i being kinda cheap with my attacks or annoying? cause if i am i can cut back on the flashy words and such.)
Icosahydra gets a headache from merely looking at how bright you are. I mean, how bright your armor is. You're probably not all that bright, battling dragons when you could be at home playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl or something less violent and less dangerous. But whatever. Oh, and your incantation to make the area around Icosahydra more arid hurts him, too. (I apologize if I can't think of anything funny to say about your attack this round]dry[/i] ones.) You administer 1,219,936 HP damage. Oh, and don't worry about your attacks being "too flashy" -- the mod is an equal opportunity attempter to make attacks funnier.
Icosahydra: 15,041,155 HPYeshua-Knight (post: 1219989) wrote:*super glues icosahydra's lips to the hover dam*
i'll show you water elemental XP
Drinking water from the Hover Dam has only made Icosahydra stronger, and given him the ability to hover. He gains 820 HP. (HAHAHAHAH! Get it get it? It's funny! Eight two oh! HAHAHAHA! Like water!. . . ohforgeddit.)
Icosahydra: 15,041,975 HPKung_Fu_Master (post: 1220012) wrote:Since I finally got my Lightning sword back ^.^, I use it the same way I did on the blob, and it's Direct Current to.
Icosahydra tries to use his new hover ability to dodge your sword, but you are too fast on the draw, and you stab him anyway. You hit all of his weak points, including the part of his brain that he has to use in order to hover, meaning he takes 2,718,282 damage, and can no longer hover.
Icosahydra: 12,323,693 HPShilohan ninja (post: 1220097) wrote:*sees Icosahydra is water elemental in nature*
(hmmmmm...)
Charzard! I choose you!
What, are you trying to help the dragon win? As a player, I thought being blatantly stupid was fun, but as a mod I find it an insult to my keeping-my-dragon-alive-in-spite-of-all-the-attacks-against-it abilities! I bet you're the type who uses Psychic attacks on Dark-type Pokémon without using Miracle Eye first, too. Speaking of Dark-type Pokémon, man, are some of those attacks lame! I mean, "Memento"? With a name like that, I would think it'd allow me to play a Pokémon battle backwards, but NOOOOOOO! Laaaaame.
Sorry. . . I get pretty ranty for someone whose only familiarity with the games is from Bulbapedia. =O Anyhow, um. . . you didn't make a dent in Icosahydra's HP, either up or down. Because, um, he got a OHKO on your Charizard. Yeah. Yeah. Even though it is so arid around him and all, he mustard up the strength to attack you. I mean, mustered up the strength to attack you. Man, I'm hungry now. . .
Icosahydra: 12,323,693 HPTaran (post: 1220396) wrote:*wraps Icosahyrda in lots and lots of duck tape*
What, are you trying to help the dragon win? As a player, I thought being blatantly stupid was fun, but as a mod I find it an insult to my keeping-my-dragon-alive-in-spite-of-all-the-attacks-against-it abilities! I bet you're the type who uses Psychic attacks on Dark-type Pokémon without using Miracle Eye first, too. Speaking of Dark-type Pokémon, man, are some of those attacks lame! I mean, "Memento"? With a name like that, I would think it'd allow me to play a Pokémon battle backwards, but NOOOOOOO! Laaaaame.
Sorry. . . I get pretty ranty for someone whose only familiarity with the games is from Bulbapedia. =O Anyhow, um. . . you didn't make a dent in Icosahydra's HP, either up or down. Because, um, he got a OHKO on your Charizard. Yeah. Yeah. Even though it is so arid around him and all, he mustard up the strength to attack you. I mean, mustered up the strength to attack you. Man, I'm hungry now. . .
Icosahydra: 12,323,693 HP
Yeshua-Knight (post: 1220526) wrote:um, i superglued icosahydra's lips to the other side of the hoover dam so that the water would be drawn from him, silly gm, but anyways, what's done is done
*zaps icosahydra in the face with a homemade tazer that was pieced together with a nail gun, some insulated wire, and an industrial strength generator*
RidleyofZebes (post: 1220559) wrote:*Locks Icosahydra in a walk-in freezer and flips the freezer lights off*
Someone did that to me at work today!
Taran (post: 1220830) wrote:*Makes Icosahydra deal with all the annoying customers that I had to take care of yesterday*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.
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