*Unoriginal character rpg* The times of the black sky

[Peanut]

Well...after much consideration...and a short discussion with LQ and Pascal...I have decided to try and get this character approved...he's a stretch...but so is Mr. Rogers...and really...I can't resist...it's something only LQ could understand...

Standpoint - Villain
Name - Michael Jackson
From what game/anime - Moonwalker/Space Channel 5/LQ and Peanut's mind...but you didn't here that...
Age- 48
Weight - 185
Height -6'0"
Clothes -White pants, White coat, white hat and a mauve shirt
Armor -besides his clothing...adoring fans...which are surprisingly easy for him to find/make...
Weapons - MJ controls the very powers of darkness itself...with this he corrupts small children, summons various followers and causes normal bodily harm to his foes in various manners...oh...and he also has a decent singing voice and some snazzy dance moves as well...I guess...
Physical power- E65
Mental power- E90
Willpower - E95 (hey...how else do you think he was able to learn all of Thriller by watching it once...and how else do you think he can move like that...can you move like that? Oh and there's the whole control of darkness thing...yeah...)
Gender -Male
History - We all know about the recent events surronding Michael Jackson (aka the trial...). What you don't know is that many years before this...a normal black Michael Jackson made a decision...a decision that would change his life forever. You see...MJ wanted to become a pop idol...but he soon discovered that he was unable to bust the moves necessary to reach that level. And so, he did some research and found a way to better amplify his amazing dance moves. But...it was a dangerous ritual...a ritual that caused him to become a very, pale, white man...but on the inside...he was much blacker then anyone else on earth. From that day forward MJ began to gain more popularity then he ever should of. Some he one over with his moves...others (such as the dove lady) he won over by the force of...corruption...and now...he is determined to spread his influence to other dimensions besides the one he was contained in...don't believe me...well...you should...for only LQ and I have found this secret out and survive (another one of our friends discovered this with us but he...well...he met an unfortunate end...)
Personality -He's a very sick (as in the head kind of sick), twisted villain bent on making his name known...he is also very ambitious(like my attempt to make him a character in this RP)...and quite nasty when he's mad...
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There you have it...that felt quite good getting that off of my...hey...what's that strange shadowy thing...oh no...no..nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!*gargled screams...*

[Jingo Jaden]

Be careful with that one Peanut. MJ is still a popular figure for some *not neccisarily my personal standpoint*

[Peanut]

meh...hasn't stopped me or LQ yet...and I'm not really concerned...worst case scenario is that he sues me (if he could find me...)...but even then I'm not worried...more likely somebody would be offended...so I will mention right now that while I do indeed enjoy poking fun at MJ...I do have to say that he is an incredible dancer and a pretty good singer...oh and Thriller has a sweet music video too...so yeah...I don't really like him...but he isn't bad by any means at what he does...so...is he approved?E

EDIT: Never mind my last question...I reread your post...all right...here I go...

[Kaligraphic]

Standpoint - Entertainer
Name - Carrot Top
From what anime - Real Life
Age - 27*
Weight - 135*
Height - 5'8"*
Clothes - Tie-dye T-shirt and green pants
Armor - thick red helmet - no, wait, that's just his hair
Weapons - whatever he can pull out of his bag of tricks
Physical power - 35
Mental power - 50
Willpower - 40
Gender - male, but does it matter?
History - Has traveled much of the land, performing his "pull funny stuff out of the bag" routine. One day, his luggage was switched, and someone else got the bag of props. Even worse, Carrot Top wound up with the stranger's death note. To top it all off, he didn't realize that it was for real until he'd killed his manager with it. Now, lacking funds but with a renewed bag of tricks out of which he can pull anything as long as it's funny, Carrot Top is looking for a gig, a job, anything to pay for supper.
Personality - Weird and wacky. Loves humor and funny combinations of things. Basically Carrot Top.

* I don't know the real values, so I just made up numbers. Should be good enough for the Internet.

[Dante]

Cool character Kaligraphic YAY!!! Now, if Roxas get's killed I'm adding the evil of Wierd Al.

[WrestlingOtaku]

Don't do it Pascal. I'm still trying to catch my breath from Peanut's little musical number, I don't think I could handle another... >.>

[Dante]

MWAH HAH HA HA HA!!!

Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic
(Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)


As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise

[Jingo Jaden]

Hmmmm, wonder how that character will do, feel free to post at the rpg section kali