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Postby Photosoph » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:32 pm

Granted; but it's in pieces. (~Bada-boom; ching!~)

I wish I had my own personal drummer to make 'bada-boom; ching!' sounds whenever I make a pun, and a person playing the trumpet or whatever it is that makes that 'mwa, mwa, mwa....' sound... to play that sound at my exceptionally bad jokes.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:37 pm

Granted XD but I get to use them more than you do, cause i make more and far worse jokes.

I wish photosoph and I could go on a comedy tour spreading our bad jokes.
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Postby Crosspunisher » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:51 pm

Granted but everyone likes them

I wish that all my college homework was done.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:05 pm

granted MY college work is done, cause you did it for me.

I wish noone got college work >.>
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Postby Crosspunisher » Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:53 pm

Granted but college is now pre school and you have 2X as much homework
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Postby TrigunX89 » Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:53 pm

You didn't make a wish... ^^
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Postby Photosoph » Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:54 pm

Granted... but that's because it's not called 'college' anymore. It's now called 'High School 2', which is very unoriginal and could probably deserve a 'bada-boom, ching!' if I could phrase that better and come up with a more original name! :lol:

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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:01 pm

Granted but your computer overheats from the unaccustomed speed nearly
setting fire to your living room/den or wherever you keep the computer.

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Postby Photosoph » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:31 pm

Granted, but for some reason it's in Russian. Better get out the old Russian to English dictionary... ;)

I wish I could speak Russian! And Chinese! And Japanese! And English -all fluently!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:45 pm

Granted, but you just became deaf.

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Postby meboeck » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:20 pm

Granted, but now it's the temperature of Antarctica, so you have to move to a more liveable climate.

I wish I could come up with a better wish.
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Postby Puguni » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:46 pm

Granted, but it's too good and the CIA is on to you; it's a government conspiracy!

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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:30 pm

granted, but the CAA cat family over throws the bunnies.

I wish that everyone knew about the cat family XD
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:05 pm

Granted, but they beat you up once they discover the real world isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

I wish people would put more thought into corrupting my wishes--you know, those wishes that make absolutely no sense (for example, my last four or so wishes).
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Postby meboeck » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:25 am

Granted, but now everyone thinks only about corrupting your wishes. Society falls apart because everyone is obsessed with Ingemar.

I wish my computer would download faster.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:47 am

Granted, it can download faster and it would... but its obsessed with ingemar and too busy doing ingemar related stuff to download anything.

I wish i wasnt tired again today XD
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Postby Crosspunisher » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:19 am

Granted but you are tired every day from now till the rapture

i wish that i had a copy of trigun on dvd
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:28 am

granted, but you are arrested and tried as an international criminal in many countries, because of bootlegging. >.>

I wish crosspunisher wasnt tried as a criminal in any country
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Postby Chocobo777 » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:48 am

Granted, He's now tried as a Murderer instead.

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Postby Crosspunisher » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:23 am

Granted but you get it from me linking you to murder and are convicted as an accomplice

I wish that I could wach anime 24/7
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:13 pm

Granted, but it's all edited into incoherence and dubed... in swahili

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Postby Crosspunisher » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:23 pm

Granted but you are allergic to cats now and you live the rest of your life in a plastic bubble

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Postby Crosspunisher » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:27 pm

Granted but thay are solid marble and hold you to the ground

I wish i was the best ddr player in the world
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Postby CreatureArt » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:47 pm

Granted, but this is because you are suddenly in a world that has never heard of or known DDR. So, techinically, if it were introduced, you would be the best player. But it will not be. :evil:

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Postby Ingemar » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:25 pm

Granted, but it is made of antimatter, and once it comes in contact with normal bunny, they annihilate each other, releasing massive amounts of energy and light, killing you.

I wish I knew more about antimatter.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:32 pm

Granted, but now you neither like bunnies nor antibunnies, or kenshin >.> for somereason, and you join up with t3h nekos.

I wish everyone would join t3h nekos.
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Postby RefractedAhav » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:42 pm

Granted, but the neko's become evil tyrants and force all thier loyal subjects to watch telitubbies 24/7 and sing along with opening song.:evil:


:evil: I wish that I had an army of countless evil Martian dust-bunnies to help me take over the world via a chain of discount Anime and manga stores. :evil:
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Postby meboeck » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:50 pm

Granted, but they end up overthrowing you, and you are now forced to buy manga for $100 a volume at Martian dust-bunny stores.

I wish I could vacuum up all the Martian dust-bunnies.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:02 pm

granted, but you are a maid for the neko's and are getting rid of all the bunnies on earth.

I wish people realized the "seriousness" of the war between the bunnies, antibunnies, kenshin, and t3h nekos
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Postby RefractedAhav » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:10 pm

granted, but then the war elevates to a such carnage, that it wipes out most life on CAA.:shake:


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