Corrupted wish game

[Photosoph]

Granted; but it's in pieces. (~Bada-boom; ching!~)

I wish I had my own personal drummer to make 'bada-boom; ching!' sounds whenever I make a pun, and a person playing the trumpet or whatever it is that makes that 'mwa, mwa, mwa....' sound... to play that sound at my exceptionally bad jokes.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted XD but I get to use them more than you do, cause i make more and far worse jokes.

I wish photosoph and I could go on a comedy tour spreading our bad jokes.

[Crosspunisher]

Granted but everyone likes them

I wish that all my college homework was done.

[SigmaKnight]

granted MY college work is done, cause you did it for me.

I wish noone got college work >.>

[Crosspunisher]

Granted but college is now pre school and you have 2X as much homework

[TrigunX89]

You didn't make a wish... ^^

[Photosoph]

Granted... but that's because it's not called 'college' anymore. It's now called 'High School 2', which is very unoriginal and could probably deserve a 'bada-boom, ching!' if I could phrase that better and come up with a more original name!

I wish W4J's Idol Moments comic would load faster so I could read more of it at a time. I'm really enjoying it! (Check out the webmanga forum and 'Idol Moments'!)

<D'oh d'oh d'oh! That was SigmaKnight's wish I was granting. ^_^" Well, I suppose if no one after him made a wish, there's no problem, then. ^_^>

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but your computer overheats from the unaccustomed speed nearly
setting fire to your living room/den or wherever you keep the computer.

I wish that Ranma 1/2 would air on AS!

[Photosoph]

Granted, but for some reason it's in Russian. Better get out the old Russian to English dictionary...

I wish I could speak Russian! And Chinese! And Japanese! And English -all fluently!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but you just became deaf.

I wish it wasn't so hot in the southeast right now

[meboeck]

Granted, but now it's the temperature of Antarctica, so you have to move to a more liveable climate.

I wish I could come up with a better wish.

[Puguni]

Granted, but it's too good and the CIA is on to you; it's a government conspiracy!

I wish my glasses had windshield wipers.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but the CAA cat family over throws the bunnies.

I wish that everyone knew about the cat family XD

[Ingemar]

Granted, but they beat you up once they discover the real world isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

I wish people would put more thought into corrupting my wishes--you know, those wishes that make absolutely no sense (for example, my last four or so wishes).

[meboeck]

Granted, but now everyone thinks only about corrupting your wishes. Society falls apart because everyone is obsessed with Ingemar.

I wish my computer would download faster.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, it can download faster and it would... but its obsessed with ingemar and too busy doing ingemar related stuff to download anything.

I wish i wasnt tired again today XD

[Crosspunisher]

Granted but you are tired every day from now till the rapture

i wish that i had a copy of trigun on dvd

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but you are arrested and tried as an international criminal in many countries, because of bootlegging. >.>

I wish crosspunisher wasnt tried as a criminal in any country

[Chocobo777]

Granted, He's now tried as a Murderer instead.

I wish that I would get a PM.

[Crosspunisher]

Granted but you get it from me linking you to murder and are convicted as an accomplice

I wish that I could wach anime 24/7

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's all edited into incoherence and dubed... in swahili

I wish my cat could do my laundry

[Crosspunisher]

Granted but you are allergic to cats now and you live the rest of your life in a plastic bubble

I wish i knew all the best ways to say hi.

[Crosspunisher]

Granted but thay are solid marble and hold you to the ground

I wish i was the best ddr player in the world

[CreatureArt]

Granted, but this is because you are suddenly in a world that has never heard of or known DDR. So, techinically, if it were introduced, you would be the best player. But it will not be.

I wish I had an antibunny.

[Ingemar]

Granted, but it is made of antimatter, and once it comes in contact with normal bunny, they annihilate each other, releasing massive amounts of energy and light, killing you.

I wish I knew more about antimatter.

[SigmaKnight]

Granted, but now you neither like bunnies nor antibunnies, or kenshin >.> for somereason, and you join up with t3h nekos.

I wish everyone would join t3h nekos.

[RefractedAhav]

Granted, but the neko's become evil tyrants and force all thier loyal subjects to watch telitubbies 24/7 and sing along with opening song.

:evil: I wish that I had an army of countless evil Martian dust-bunnies to help me take over the world via a chain of discount Anime and manga stores.

[meboeck]

Granted, but they end up overthrowing you, and you are now forced to buy manga for $100 a volume at Martian dust-bunny stores.

I wish I could vacuum up all the Martian dust-bunnies.

[SigmaKnight]

granted, but you are a maid for the neko's and are getting rid of all the bunnies on earth.

I wish people realized the "seriousness" of the war between the bunnies, antibunnies, kenshin, and t3h nekos

[RefractedAhav]

granted, but then the war elevates to a such carnage, that it wipes out most life on CAA.


I wish some one from CAA would visit my site.