Corrupted wish game

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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:35 am

Granted you are the new Doctor Who but your new companion happens to be
a Grateful Dead Head so you spend most of your time traveling the space time
continuum to drop in on Grateful Dead concerts.

I wish that Ayeka from Tenchi Moyu was the lead character in Inuyasha.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:59 pm

Granted, but now Inuyasha is in serious need of back surgery!
I wish people would stop thinking Harry Potter is evil.
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Postby muskrat » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:42 am

Wish granted: everyone now believes that he makes plates, bowls and pots out of clay.

I wish I liked tea.
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Postby Animus Seed » Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:28 am

Granted. Yu-Gi-Oh! is now your favorite anime, and you drag everyone into long conversations about how good the English version is, and why "Tea" is a better name than "Anzu."

I wish I never had to hear the word "epistomology" ever, ever again.
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Postby Akane » Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:41 am

Granted, but you have to hear it backwords...Ygolomotsipe!

I wish I knew a guy like Ryoga from Ranma 1/2! XD
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:38 pm

GRanted but he happens to be Arnold Ziffel from Green Acres!

I wish I knew a girl like Kagome!
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:08 pm

Granted, but she moves and you don't know her address.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:21 am

Granted but they will only hire you to work for them after you have the operation.

I wish that it would snow in FLorida.
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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:38 pm

Granted the surfers might get colds and not get to enjoy it.

I wish I could travel the world
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Postby QtheQreater » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:56 pm

Granted, but you're on a circus tour as one of the freak show exhibits. Enjoy!

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Postby USSRGirl » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:25 pm

Granted. But you dream about your moogle avvie getting stabbed by Temulin.

I wish my cat would stop drinking out of the toilet.
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Postby Peanut » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:26 pm

Granted, she stops drinking out of the toilet and starts drinking out of your own mouth...

I wish WVU will the win the National Championship this year...
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:09 pm

They do, but the world explodes shortly afterward.

I wish the Jacksonville Jaguars would win the Superbowl this year.
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Postby USSRGirl » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:18 pm

(leave it to Peanut to come up with something that disgusting ^^;)

They win, but their cheating bribing ways make headline news for years to come.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.
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Postby boerseun » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:40 am

Granted, you get your empty wish.

I wish I had the ability to stop time, and start it again of course.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:23 am

Granted but you keep bumping into the same people who want to sell you time shares in condos in Tijuana all the time.

I wish that people stopped aging when they reached 18 years old.
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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:51 pm

Granted, but people will stop maturing as well.

I wish that it was Christmas this weekend.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:10 pm

Granted, but all your snowmen melt.
I wish Osaka from Azumanga Daioh would enroll in Hogwarts.
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:10 pm

Granted, but he gets into a fight shortly afterward and is expelled.

I wish I had my BA.
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Postby Peanut » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:45 pm

Granted, here's you Big Apple don't eat it to fast.

I wish something would explode somewhere far away from me...
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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:56 pm

Granted, but it was a grain of rice.

I wish that we would all take some time to enjoy life.
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Postby Animus Seed » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:46 am

Granted. Here's your two seconds.

I wish people would stop using the Corrupted Wish Thread to wish for money.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:21 pm

GRanted everyone who wishes for money now turns into a dancing banana :dance: and Animus Seed is head banana. :dance:

I wish that hamburger was the food of the Olympics.
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Postby muskrat » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:07 pm

wish granted: but the hamburgers weren't cooked correctly. Everyone got sick from eating them and the games were cancelled.

I wish I never had to give a speech again. ever.
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:13 pm

Granted, but you also lose the ability to speak.

I wish Mark Hamill would play the Joker in the new Batman movie.
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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:28 am

Granted, but the rest of the cast will be taken from the Star Wars cast as well, including: Carrie Fisher as Harlequinn, Harrison Ford as Commisioner Gordon, C-3P0 as Alfred, Yoda as a Bat, and Chewbacca as Batman.

I wish that Disney would start making great movies again, that were actually animated.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:35 am

Granted but they all end up being made by Ghibli Studio in Japan since Ghibli somehow manages to buy out Disney and is now the Universe's biggest animated
movie studio.

I wish the above were nearly true considering what Disney has made lately.
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Postby Animus Seed » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:43 pm

Granted. Something very near to what you said happened: Ghibli Studio buys out Disney, then buys out Japan, and finally becomes the totality of the universe.

I wish Plato had been born after Christianity existed.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:56 am

Granted but now Notre Dame is renamed Saint Plato University and the fighting Irish are hereby known as the Fighting Filosophers!

I wish that Aristotle were President!
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Postby Animus Seed » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:05 pm

Granted: Aristotle is President of the universe controlling Ghibli Studio.

I wish I could stop boring everyone at CAA with my Greek philosophy references, and stop boring everyone in my Greek philosophy classes with my anime references.
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