.......granted but now your real name is xbox360.
I wish I could change my name back.
Corrupted wish game
You dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than who is in the world." 1 John 4:4
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revolution - Posts: 54
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Granted but unfortunately he has to sign in blood and there's a clause about his soul in there somewhere.
I wish that they would do a Excel Saga/Star Trek crossover just for the heck of it to see how badly Excel could confuse and screw up Spock's logical mind.
I wish that they would do a Excel Saga/Star Trek crossover just for the heck of it to see how badly Excel could confuse and screw up Spock's logical mind.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted, but you never see it.
I wish that monkeys would stop jumping out of my closet at night.
I wish that monkeys would stop jumping out of my closet at night.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, now they march out to the beets of Barbra Streisand.
I wish for world peace. (I just couldn't help myself)
I wish for world peace. (I just couldn't help myself)
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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granted, it was a demonstration in ballistics. You were the volunteer.
I wish for a vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish for a vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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Granted, you get a vacation. A vacation to Hell, Wisconsin.
I wish that garbage would fall out of the sky over Kentucky.
I wish that garbage would fall out of the sky over Kentucky.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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granted, but before it happens, your house is declared "New Jersy for a day"
I wish for 8 hours of sleep in 3
I wish for 8 hours of sleep in 3
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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Granted, but now the extended daylight causes parts of earth to catch fire and spreads all over until the universe is one big inferno.
Thanks alot!
I wish homework was abolished.
Thanks alot!
I wish homework was abolished.
I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when he is silent.
~Author Unknown
~Author Unknown
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RubyJewelStone - Posts: 228
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granted, but you said it while looking in the mirror
I wish that this wish will not be corrupted
I wish that this wish will not be corrupted
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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Granted, the wish isn't corrupted, but you are. You become a dark minion to some underworld boss, and are killed in a hail of gunfire.
I wish that boerseun hadn't had to die.
I wish that boerseun hadn't had to die.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted, but there's a bit of a typo there, so you get a deck of cards that magically summon cows whenever you do anything with them.
I wish that mitsuki lover would walk around with the cards, summoning cows and shouting "Where's the beef?"
I wish that mitsuki lover would walk around with the cards, summoning cows and shouting "Where's the beef?"
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but every cow drops on your head
I wish that every day was a Friday
I wish that every day was a Friday
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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Granted, but you get paid on Monday.
I wish that I had a fork and knife to eat the cows with.
I wish that I had a fork and knife to eat the cows with.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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granted, but they each weigh a ton
I wish I had a year's supply of yak's milk
I wish I had a year's supply of yak's milk
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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Granted, but it's in the form of a Canadian Dire Yak, who will fight you for every drop.
I wish that I had the agent rights to sell the television broadcast rights of "boerseun's When Canadian Dire Yaks Attack".
I wish that I had the agent rights to sell the television broadcast rights of "boerseun's When Canadian Dire Yaks Attack".
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, you get the rights and the lead role, with boerseun directing
I wish for a book... yeah, just a book
I wish for a book... yeah, just a book
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted, but upon receiving it, they sprout wings and fly away.
I wish someone special to me lived closer
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I wish someone special to me lived closer
.K. Ayato: What happens if you press the small red button?
*Explosion goes off in the movie*
mechana2015: Does that answer your question?
K. Ayato: Perfectly.
Prayer sister of kaji, sticksabuser, Angel37, and Doubleshadow --Love you guys!
*Explosion goes off in the movie*
mechana2015: Does that answer your question?
K. Ayato: Perfectly.
Prayer sister of kaji, sticksabuser, Angel37, and Doubleshadow --Love you guys!
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K. Ayato - Posts: 3881
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*Feels kinda bad about this, but...* Granted, they move in next door... shortly after you move to another country
I wish I had a dolphin
I wish I had a dolphin
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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Granted, but it's merely a glass figurine and your city decided to have an earthquake.
Oops!
I wish I had long hair like Rapunzel so I could donate some.
Oops!
I wish I had long hair like Rapunzel so I could donate some.
I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when he is silent.
~Author Unknown
~Author Unknown
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RubyJewelStone - Posts: 228
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granted, but it is invested with every lice imaginably and you have to wash it on your own
I wish I had an ice cream
I wish I had an ice cream
But whatever gain I had, I counted as loss for the sake of Christ. Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord. For his sake I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which comes through faith in Christ, the righteousness from God that depends on faith-- that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, that by any means possible I may attain the resurrection from the dead.
Phil. 3:7-11
Phil. 3:7-11
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boerseun - Posts: 71
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granted but some lice from Rapunzel's hair fell into it.
I wish I was I Scottish.
I wish I was I Scottish.
You dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than who is in the world." 1 John 4:4
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revolution - Posts: 54
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Granted, but... oh, sorry, you're a roll of fake Scott(r) brand paper towels. That's Scott(r)-ish.
I wish that people could eat money and spend meat.
I wish that people could eat money and spend meat.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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