Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:16 am

Granted, but you can only exchange them with people who speak dung beetle.

I wish that dung beetle was really a language.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:54 am

Granted... their language reflects their occupation.

I wish that I could find a job within 10 miles of my house.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:05 am

Granted, but it's a job that requires you to speak dung beetle.

I wish that a dung beetle would be elected President of the United States.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:45 am

Granted... at the last electon (don't hurt me)

I wish that no one would hate me for my G. Bush pun.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:46 am

Granted but the boll weevil contigent secede and form their own government.

I wish that Captain Murrue Ramius was President of the United States.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:55 pm

Granted, but she somehow manages to defect to the Soviet Union.

I wish that I had a working gundam of my own.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:13 pm

granted, its at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I could get to the bottom of the ocean.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:26 pm

Granted, you are now a single cell photoplankton.

I wish that the voices would just go away...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:50 pm

Granted, but you go with them.

I wish that some birds were made of pizza.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:55 pm

Granted, but pizza eating is cruelty to animals now.

I wish pizza was cheap.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:01 pm

Granted but it is now so cheap that it's the only thing you can buy for a penny.

I wish that salami were cheaper than pizza.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:18 pm

granted, your paid to take it, so no one sells it any more.

i wish all my posts were funny.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:09 pm

Granted but you can't post any more.

I wish that the moon was really made of cheese.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:16 pm

granted, its reduced mass allows it to leave orbit.

I wish salt water was drinkable.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:20 pm

Granted but now regular water tastes like taffy.

I wish that Big Bird and Barney were Pro-Wrestlers.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:28 pm

Granted, but their Tag Team partners and they are about to face you and that small fuzzy bunny over there for the title belt...good luck...

I wish I hadn't just done that...

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:11 pm

granted, your about to do that.

i wish money grew on trees

Postby **revolution** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:40 pm

granted but it is counterfeit.

I wish I had an ax.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:11 pm

Granted, but it's sticking out of your head.

I wish that revolution hadn't been killed by an ax murderer.

Postby **fairyprincess90** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:19 pm

granted ... but he was killed by a chain saw murderer

i wish i had a bowl of jello right now.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:31 pm

Granted, but it's evil jello.

I wish that the jello wasn't evil.

Postby **fairyprincess90** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:56 pm

granted.... but now.... it tastes nasty.

Postby **rurouninaruto** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:59 pm

Granted but that revolution had to be killed by an ax murderer.

I wish I had every episode of every [adult swim] anime on DVDs.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:43 pm

Granted but unfortunately they are also all dubbed in Russian.

I wish that we could see what would happen if Kirk went up against Q.

Postby **fairyprincess90** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:46 pm

granted... but nothing interesting happens...

i wish i could play piano better.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:14 pm

granted, but you cant afford one

I wish I could swim better

Postby **revolution** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:22 pm

granted but the only placeyou can swim is your bathtub.

I wish I had my own art museum.

*also why are people killing me? ^_^;;*

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:25 pm

granted, its a flop.

I wish I was rich

*where are you?*

Postby **revolution** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:27 pm

granted except you just lost it all in a major stock market crash.

I wish I could read minds.

*a couple of pages back....*

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:35 pm

Granted, but only idiots

i wish revolutions name was actually wii and this wish doesnt cause mine to become wii as well.

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