Corrupted wish game

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:56 am

I forgot to specify again, didnt I?

granted, there 1000 sqare miles across the bottom and take up all of russia.

I wish I would remember to specify things.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:59 am

Granted, now you gived detailed explanations to everything and put your listeners into a comatose state of boredom.

I wish I was a doctor.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:04 am

Granted, now you gived really bad explanations to everything and put your listeners into a comatose state of boredom. and no one can read your handwriting.

I wish people could read my hand writing.

Postby **Dante** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:56 am

Granted, but you now you are controlled with uncontrollable urges to write out the most embarrassing notes on your life forever...

I wish that Temulin controlled the world...

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:00 am

Granted, but with her being her the world is promptly blown up leaving nothing to be controlled.

I wish I understood Venn Diagrams

Postby **Dante** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:05 am

Granted but now you'r stuck in an advanced group theory final test with math far worse then Venn Diagrams...

I wish that my wishes couldn't be corrupted...

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:31 am

granted, this thread has to close every time you post.

I wish for more money.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:34 am

Granted, but I kill you in the "Kill the person above you" thread so you don't get to use any of it.

I wish it was still summer break.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:19 am

Granted but you are now stranded in Chile,South America in the desert.

I wish that Howdy Doody was King of The World!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:14 pm

Granted, but he dresses in women's clothing and people call him the queen of the world.

I wish that monkeys would grow on trees.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:34 pm

Granted, but now they don't taste as good as they used to.

I wish the dodo bird never became extinct.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:52 pm

Granted, but Cuddles da Bear did.

I wish that somebody would open a restaurant specializing in barbecued dodo bird.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:23 pm

Granted, but Oh! Wait...I'm extinct so your wish now becomes null and void. :p

I wish my leg was better

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:48 pm

Granted, it is now smeared with barbecue sauce.

I wish that I could pause time.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:00 pm

Granted, YOUR time has stopped, everyone else's goes on as normal.

I wish I had a wheel chair.

Postby **revolution** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:55 pm

Cuddles da Bear wrote:Granted, YOUR time has stopped, everyone else's goes on as normal.

I wish I had a wheel chair.

Granted but the wheels are nailed into the ground.

I wish that I had a puppy.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:27 pm

Granted, but it's one of those rabid-chihuahua types and it steals your nose.

I wish I didn't stutter.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:48 pm

Granted, now you are mute...

I wish somebody besides Kaligraphic would make my one true wish come true...

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:58 am

Granted, you now have long, flowing, blond hair, grey eyes and a nuclear war head.

I wish I knew what war was good for.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:16 pm

Granted, but you know what war is good for.

I wish that pasta would scream obscenities as it's being cooked.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:49 pm

granted, but only you can hear it...

I wish the voices in peoples heads would tell them to do something useful once in a while.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:39 pm

Granted they now tell everyone to vote for a certain American political party that shall be nameless but has the initials G.O.P.

I wish that Theodore Roosevelt was alive.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:09 pm

granted, but he pretty senile by now.

i wish no one was obsessed with ninjas.

Postby **revolution** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:15 pm

Granted but we are all ninjas.
I wish that I had sheep.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:32 pm

granted, its you.

I wish I had a pet ameba.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:45 am

Granted but since amoeba's reproduce every few minutes you are now stuck with
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00010 pet amoebas that you have to give away.

I wish that I had a pet Pickachu(would come in handy during power outages.)

Postby **WrestlingOtaku** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:31 pm

Granted, but you accidently get hit with electricity.

I wish that I didn't have to go to work, but that I would still get money.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:36 pm

granted. all your limbs are missing and you get benefit.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:54 pm

Granted, but you lose the normal visible spectrum, and can never watch anime ever again.

I wish that I had a pet iguana.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:32 pm

granted, but its a large male that always thinks its mating season.

I wish information was free.

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