***Code D.Floss***

[Zarn Ishtare]

I' m abit busy these days, studying. But I'll come in when I'm needed.

[Dante]

To top the hitting of Temulin in the head with a brick I hereby wack Puritan in the head with an "Oh-My-God" Particle! Thats right you heard me, an "Oh-My-God" Particle... No I'm not saying the Lord's name in vain... that's what its called really... and it is a proton with the kinetic energy of a baseball moving at 60 m.p.h.!

what....
you don't believe it... neither did I but I found the article (is shocked and awed)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle

That's right impress your friends by whacking them too with the amazing Oh-My-God Particle... While it's origin is still mysterious it may have originated from the collision of galaxy clusters... that would be a collision between massive groups of galaxies... Kaligraphic... have you been playing around with the universe again... or is the crushing of entire galaxy clusters even beyond you ...

[Dante]

VOID...

[Kaligraphic]

So I'm thinking of introducing a new weapon in the rp - a fluffy bunny gun. It shoots fluffy bunnies, and the target will be so busy saving the poor bunny that you can then shoot him with a real gun.

(j/k)


(And geez, I crush a couple of galaxy clusters just once, and people are on my back about it till the end of time.)

[Peanut]

Soooo...yeah...its kind of...um...lonely in hear...and sort of quite...I wonder if this thread will be used to hurl insults at each other during the upcoming war....Hmmm...hey now there is an idea for a weapon...the Insult Gun...it shoots insults at your enemies causing their feelings to be hurt...and while they are moping around...you can whack them on the head with a stick or some other blunt object...now their is a weapon fit for all of Ninja Monkeydom...

[Dante]

Peanut there will be no war... at least if we can settle things properly...

[Dante]

... I was wrong ... but from quite a unique angle
Well, let's see, we can finally have Kaligraphic, Puritan and Zarn throw insults at one another now!

Oh... opens up Temulin's room while she's gone for another party... she won't mind... I'm using the money Rasputin would normally be sending to Temuoplis to pay for statues in her honor, does it matter if we crash at her place for a while? Breaks out Temulin funded Pizza, money taken from Rasputin before he could fund Temuoplis with it... An image of Pascal appears and begins chomping down on the pizza... my holographic tongue says that it tastses great! Why I didn't just create holographic pizzas that tasted like REAL pizza but never run out I don't know... maybe because they would eventually dissipate and burn the sides of ones stomach out in the process....

[Kaligraphic]

Why Pascal, the reason you didn't create holographic pizzas is simple. Don't you remember? Holographic pizzas turn evil, and burn your tongue with high-temperature holographic pizza sauce!

[Peanut]

Hmmm...Note to self...put holographic pizza's in enemies freezers...

[Peanut]

I'm bored...so instead of conquering the real RP...I'll just conquer the "pub/fun area/playground/bookstore/starbucks/that weird rock outside of my house/Kaligraphic's front yard" instead...*takes over...um...I'm not writting that long speal again...so yeah...I've taken over this place...it now is under my rule...so you all have to pay outragously high taxes whenever you come here...YAY overtaxation!!!!*

[Dante]

Um... But Peanut... If character A starts his own nation and character A creates his own currency, and no one works or trades character As currency and character A distributes currency and charges high taxes... the Character A gains a bunch of paper that he actually produced... In other words, taxes are only as valuable as the paper their written on... and no one uses the money you've distributed because no one wants to work for "peanuts" therefore you simply gain a percent of your paper back... which actually costs you more because you have to gain outside labor using some other form of currency to purchace the paper and the work to produce the paper which you are taxing people with... on the flip side we are all gaining free scratch paper, which gives us a gain even if you do charge us high taxes... in other words Peanut... WE WIN!!! YAY!!!

[Kaligraphic]

/me watches with amusement as Peanut camps out in his front yard playing with his dolls - er, subjects.

[Peanut]

Who said I was using paper currency...everyone knows that my empire has used the banana since it's creation...and who said you had enough money to pay your taxes? *two Ninja Monkey IRA agents show up and confiscate every piece of property Pascal has and throws him in a very cramped jail for tax evasion*Dolls huh...that seems to be a common counter for you Kaligraphic...well...I guess one common counter deserves another...*A Ninja Monkey hits Kaligraphics face with a pile of poo* And these aren't dolls! There Action Figures...and I'm playing...I mean strategizing with them...so leave me alone *returns to playing with his "Action Figures"*

[Kaligraphic]

/me watches as the ninja monkeys are euthanized by Animal Control.

[Peanut]

/me watches and laughs as Animal Control discovers why Ninja Monkies are experts at luring unsuspecting Animal Control officers into an ambush by using holograms.

[Kaligraphic]

/me wonders how Peanut has lived this long without learning not to cross ninja animal control officers.

*as the ninja animal control officers let the monkeys lure holographic officers into their trap, before the real monkeys are captured by the officers*

[Peanut]

/me wonders why nobody has figured out that Ninja Monkies can sense the difference between holograms and real people (hey...if they couldn't...then they would get confused...but, I'll let Lotan have fun with these people instead...)

*Lotan causes all of the water inside the officers bodies to change into a gas, thus killing them in a puff of mist.*

[Kaligraphic]

(of course, ninja animal control officers can also tell the difference between holograms and real monkeys)

/me invokes Super Spelling Power to change Lotan to tonaL, and the officers simply plug their ears.

[Peanut]

/me invokes powers of being ReallyBad Spelling Pastry man and make Kaligraphic mispell tonaL so that it actually spells Lotan...

Really Bad Spelling Pastry Man: NOBOY AN ESISST ME WSOEIRHSPEIR n ERRRRRRORSQ!

[Dante]

You can't charge over 100 percent in taxes... actually I already pay taxes to a really powerful nation... and... well... you took away all the money that was going to be paid to them... So two very bad things are about to occur... first you also cannot pay the 120% tax rate so you are also about to be thrown in jail... 2 you have a national superpower out to crush you into the earth for taking someone within their "racket protection" in other words, you're infringin on their territory... Oh and your monkies are revolting because the currency you're paying them is worthless... they can only eat it and they want more...

[Peanut]

Pascal...Pascal...there is more...don't you remeber? Puritan gave me some banana plants that can be grown in temperate enviornments, which has increased my output of currency...as for your claim that I will be smashed by a large superpower...well...let's just say that the taxes you were forced to pay were sales tax...you might ask what in the world did you buy...why my firend...you bought time in this wonderful pub ( Yes...I sell time...in the pub...YAY!!!!)

[Dante]

Nothing you actually said really effects my arguements... your statements are null. But seeing as you are selling time... in the pub... I will take out a loan and purchase all the time in existance. Unlike money, time is valuable if you own all of it... I now own your entire lifetime (I constrain the pub to include all existance) and then I will charge you f(x)+1minute for every second in existance... where f(x) constitutes the cost of per second you charge... therefore, if you ever want to own your life again... you will owe me more time than I already own... and I now own all time... Bwah ha ha ha!

[Peanut]

Ah...but that would mean that you would have to buy it from me...so really, why would I sell you all the time in existance? That would be quite foolish, and I am not a foolish person...but, this statement itself is well...null...I am only selling time IN the pub, that means the amount of time you can spend in the pub...so really, all you've bought is an eternity sitting around in my pub, not earning any money, while I sit there and laugh as the bank collects all of your property...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Oh, and the pub can't=all of existance...it only includes Kaligraphic's front lawn and some other random things, remeber, I said it at the beginning of my conquest...THAT is the pub...and that is where this time truly matters!)

[USSRGirl]

o`.O

WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS DOING IN MY PLACE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And by the way... I found.....

THHHIS!!!

:: Holds up brick ::

Prepare...

FOR DOOM!!!!!

:: Grabs a scythe and proceeds to chase Pascal around the room ::

[Peanut]

Wow...Temmy's back with avengence *whistles. Two Ninja Gorrilla Bouncers show up* Throw her out...there will be no bar...er...pub fights in my pub... *The Ninja Gorrilla Bouncers throw Temmy out.*

[Dante]

Actually Peanut... Temulin owns everything... she is Temulin... By the way, where did you find THAT... I've been wanting to put that on my mantle... It's a rare piece of history... sell it on Ebay! The profits will be greater then anything you'll be able to get from the Dear Temmy Collumn!

Pascal

[Peanut]

Hmmm...well...it depends on what THAT is...in the context of my post, it is the pub...but the pub is too large to put on a mantle and, because of an "accident," it is now resistant to being shrunk down in size...now as for the historical artifact THAT, it is indeed the first banana ever grown by a Ninja Monkey *hands Pascal a pile of dirt* Sadly, it has decomposed quite a bit since it was first grown...so sorry...oh, and I've tried to sell it on Ebay...and well...no one bidded on it...people looked at it but they refused to buy it...you see...the claim this pile of dirt is cursed by a very nasty curse, that causes large, humanoid deer to hunt the holder of this dirt for the rest of their lives...but I haven't had any problems with it...*notices a small dot on Pascal's shirt* Oh...yeah...um...bye *Pascal quickly runs away, dodging bullets like some sort of Neo reject. A few minutes later several large, humaniod deer run by with rifles in hand, firing as they move.* Wow, they're pretty good shots on the move...too bad Pascal is able to dodge bullets...luckily I know an ammo supplier who would be more then willing to supply these deer with a steady supply of ammo...*Peanut hands a large wod of money to a Ninja Gorilla Bouncer, who then hands that money to Temulin, who just happens to be waiting outside of the pub.*

Ninja Gorilla Bouncer: There's more where that comes from if you keep these two with a steady supply of ammunition...

[USSRGirl]

Money... gorrilla... brrrick....

KILL!!!!!!!!!

:: Temulin pockets the loot and tears the bouncer's head off ::

[Peanut]

Great...now you've done it...*The Ninja Gorilla Bouncer grows two new heads in the place of the other one...one of these heads can shoot laser beams out of its eyes and doesn't like humanity whatsoever...the other one is your stereotypical nice guy...*Temmy...remeber that "accident" I was talking about...well...it sort of altered the DNA of the Ninja Gorilla's...*Peanut locks the Pub door and watches as the Ninja Gorilla fries Temulin with it's laser beam eyes...Pascal is still being chased by the two large, humanoid deers.* Great...there goes the ammo supplier...

[USSRGirl]

Aw... go take a crap in yer hat and pull it down past yer ears.