Corrupted wish game

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:39 pm

Granted you are now a mermaid but because of your poor eyesight you end up falling in love with Charlie The Tuna.

I wish that the world made sense.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:46 pm

Granted, but only to you. After they take you off to the funny farm, that is...

I wish the school would feed us on Sundays.

Postby **Dytae** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:17 pm

Granted! But they only feed you raw potatoes!

I wish I had cat ears and tail.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:36 pm

granted, but they are a little moldy for the taxidermist to work on.

I wish I had my mind back

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:48 pm

Granted, like it actually works though.

I wish I didn't have to start school again tomorrow.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:50 pm

granted, your in serious trouble over your extra week off though.

i wish someone else would read this entire thread

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:56 pm

Granted, but they do it one go and the time it takes means they forget to eat and they die. Are you happy now? Are you? MURDERER!!

I wish ratrace wasn't a cyberspace killer.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:59 pm

granted, I kill you in real life instead. In my sleep. With a head injury. So no jury(outside Texas) will convict me.

I wish laws were fair.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:03 pm

Granted... Hwang Law, Johnny Law and Tim Law are all very fair stuntmen.

I wish my classmate would stop bugging me to see my Math Homework to copy.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:11 pm

graaanted, the dog ate it. whether you have one or not.

I wish for the worlds fastest processor

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:23 pm

Granted you now are the proud new owner of a computer processor operated by
twentyfive ham hams!

I wish that peanut butter was the new currency of Canada.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:58 am

granted, but its illegal to forge forein currency and peanut butter is now the rarest food on Earth.

I wish humans had a predator.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:49 am

Granted but it ends up being Barney.

I wish they made it legal to kill Barney.DIE BARNEY!DIE!

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:28 pm

Granted, but now he haunts you til you can't stop singing the Barney theme song.

I wish Kakashi was real.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:06 pm

granted, but he steals Narutos catchphrase.

I wish that catchprase was less annoying.

Postby **WrestlingOtaku** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:34 pm

Granted, but now he gets an even more annoying one.

I wish Kurt Angle would come out of retirement.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:28 am

Granted, but he's made the Chairman of the WWE *run in ph34r!!*

I wish I had milk... no seriouly, gimmie!

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:49 am

granted, its mole milk.

I wish food was free

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:00 pm

Granted food is now free but it all tastes like chicken.

I wish that the next Gundam series would star the love child of Relena and Kira.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:42 pm

granted, but its you.

I wish CAA could get a free beter server

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:30 am

Granted, all customers now recieve their orders in 2 minutes or less. Would you like fries with your corrupted wish, sir?

I wish Iced Tea was a goverment funded commodity.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:54 am

Granted but the lemons cost about $500 a piece now.

I wish that we would hear from Sailor Pluto on the new designation of her patron
planet.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:34 pm

Granted, but the answer is that she doesn't care, and is retiring to work in a retail outlet in Shibuya.

I wish that people would grow on trees, like in 12 Kingdoms.

Postby **Erin** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:17 pm

granted but when they're done growing they fall and crush people.

I wish that my friends wern't all so dang depressed!

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:34 pm

granted, their morning people.

I wish mornings started at 10 o'clock.

Postby **Erin** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:03 pm

granted but it starts at 10 am in a time zone that for you starts at 3 am

I wish that people enjoyed their lives more

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:58 am

Granted, they steal all of yours to compensate the worlds need of hapiness.

I wish they would legalise One Piece in the UK

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:40 am

Granted but it's the version where Luffy sounds like John Cleese and Nami looks like Mrs.Peel from The Avengers.

I wish that they did a Naruto/One Piece crossover just so Naruto could kick Luffy's
you know what you know where.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:57 pm

granted, but I dont know what or where, so he kicks Luffys eternal compass in his own back pocket.

granted but it starts at 10 am in a time zone that for you starts at 3 am

thats good enough.

I wish they would legalise One Piece in the UK

Toonami, Sky channel 602. they cant show it if its not legal

I wish they would legalise bugging your neighbours in the UK.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:49 am

Ratrace wrote:Toonami, Sky channel 602. they cant show it if its not legal

My mum wont buy sky becase she insist that most of the channels will never be watched and its just a waste. *cries*
Back to business:

Granted, you live next to a guy who has a fetish for chainsaws and using laws to the fullest...

I wish that I had a thousand boxes of chocolate pocky.

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