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Postby loki » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:53 pm

Granted, but the adult swim block is replaced with programs aimed at grade school children.

I wish that I could get a life.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
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My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:40 pm

Granted but you end up getting Linda Danvers' life so good luck wearing that blue mini-skirt and blonde wig as you try to spend time protecting Leesville as Supergirl!

I wish that Donald Duck beat Mickey Mouse in the next election.
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Postby Authority3000 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:53 pm

Granted, he beats him... over the head with a blunt object, and gets arrested for assault.

I wish that the production of Jack*ss 2 would be cancelled and that the original movie would be riped from store shelves and burned in public bonfires.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:57 pm

Granted but the bonfires are used to burn you attempting to rob the world of a display of stupidity...

I wish duct tape could be used to fix all of the world's problems...
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:41 am

Garnted, but taping everyones mouth starves us all to death.

I wish everyone would just get along.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:01 pm

Granted but everyone now are clones of each other and so the world is completely boring!

I wish that they would do a manga where Xena fights Inuyasha.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:26 pm

Granted, but its writter is so incredably dirty only one is ever drawn and it is immediatly burned.

I wish for a link to Firestarter played by Sir Patrick Moore on the xylophone.
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:29 pm

Granted but you get a link to the lesser know firestarted tv show that aired on Sci-fi

I wish that I could be popular XD
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:34 pm

Granted, every cockroach knows your name.

I wish an asteroid made of chocolate would hit the earth.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:51 pm

Granted, but now our wonderful planet is invaded by super killer bugged eyed monsters (ahhhhhhhh).

I wish someone would rpg with me (sad).
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:03 pm

Granted, but they cant because they have a comp virus that they accidentally give your comp before finding out.

I wish for a ferrit.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:06 pm

Granted, but it's an evil one!

I wish the voices in my head would stop screaming at me!
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:10 pm

Granted, now they sound like your normal thoughts.

I wish my computer would stop faking crashes.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:23 pm

Granted, now it crashes for real.

I wish someone would get this cabbit off of my shoulders.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:23 am

Granted, but wildlife experts dont work cheap.

I wish for a pineapple and pepperonni pizza
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:31 am

Granted but to get it you have to travel to Italy and pay over 3,000 euros for it.

I wish that St.Paul,Minnesota was the new U.S. Capitol.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:32 pm

Granted, it's now the new chesse capital of the United States.

I wish guys really looked like anime guys.
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Postby Neko Niisan » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:34 pm

Granted, we all look, act and are generally similar-ified like Keitaro from Love Hina...

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Wednesday.
Will insert something intelligent here later... maybe

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:36 pm

Waaaaaaaaaah, I hope not with his dorky big school ID picture (hahaha).

Granted, you go on Monday. Yeah, Labor Day when no one else has to.

I wish Otaku would give me a cookie.
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:07 pm

Granted, but I made it. And I CANNOT cook >.<...

I wish I knew everything.
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Postby Ratrace » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:59 pm

Granted, but your whole brain is needed to store the info and you cant do anything else.

i wish I was more random
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:11 pm

Granted but now you randomly explode.

I wish I had a puppy.
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Postby Riyo-Chan » Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:39 pm

Granted, but it thinks you smell and runs away

I wish I had a job
Rebirthing now, i wanna live for love wanna live for you and me. Breathe for the first time now. I come alive somehow.

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Postby RubyJewelStone » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:10 pm

Granted, but now you're stuck in the backwoods of Habbarston shoveling yak manure in your new dead end job.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:23 am

Granted you are one micron taller.

I wish I had a satalite.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:03 pm

Granted but for some odd reason you can now only get the Golf Channel.

I wish that I had a horse.
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Postby animegirl1 » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:34 am

granted your throat is as hoarse as a horse XD

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Postby Dytae » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:42 am

Granted! But you don't have gils!

I wish that I was better at math.
...so pretty much, the hobo just wanted my left shoe. Because the left shoe, is the better shoe.

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Postby animegirl1 » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:13 pm

granyed but your head has grown 3x its normal size ^^

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The Letter from God Dear child, Despite your silence, I have heard your soul weeping. Why have you been so unhappy? Have you forgotten my everlasting love for you? Child, you are mine. Why have you not called my name sooner? If you seek me, I will answer. I am your counselor, ready to instruct you and show you which path to take. When you come to me, I will embrace you and silence all your fears. Just remember that I am here to hold you close and dry your tears. I will always be right beside you. Not only am I your father, but your best friend. Do not be afraid to ask for my mercy and forgiveness. I know that its hard to live on earth, so I understand when you fall down once in awhile, ask me for help, and I will pick you up and carry you. No one loves you more than I do. When you feel alone, remember I am beside you. When you feel helpless, remember I offer myself to you. When you feel lost, remember I will lead you, and when you feel forgotten, remember that you are my child and I will love you unconditionally. It is never too late to come home. I will be here waiting, ready to embrace you. I will leave the light on for you. Forever with you, God

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Postby animegirl1 » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:53 pm

granted....you have a split personality

i wish i was a mermaid who could swim and had gills
The Letter from God Dear child, Despite your silence, I have heard your soul weeping. Why have you been so unhappy? Have you forgotten my everlasting love for you? Child, you are mine. Why have you not called my name sooner? If you seek me, I will answer. I am your counselor, ready to instruct you and show you which path to take. When you come to me, I will embrace you and silence all your fears. Just remember that I am here to hold you close and dry your tears. I will always be right beside you. Not only am I your father, but your best friend. Do not be afraid to ask for my mercy and forgiveness. I know that its hard to live on earth, so I understand when you fall down once in awhile, ask me for help, and I will pick you up and carry you. No one loves you more than I do. When you feel alone, remember I am beside you. When you feel helpless, remember I offer myself to you. When you feel lost, remember I will lead you, and when you feel forgotten, remember that you are my child and I will love you unconditionally. It is never too late to come home. I will be here waiting, ready to embrace you. I will leave the light on for you. Forever with you, God

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