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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:41 pm

Granted, but its stolen from Angel37's boyfriend who cant find Yashua.

I wish Mars was green.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:43 pm

Granted, but then the little red men would have to live there, and that ain't politically correct...

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Postby Angel37 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:43 pm

Granted but now your toe does.

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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:46 pm

Granted, but the total terror drives you crasy and he leaves you.

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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:46 pm

Granted! It ain't pretty!

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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:47 pm

Granted, but the tins are hard to make and put the cost up.

I still wish for more wishes.
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Postby Angel37 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:48 pm

Ratrace wrote:Granted, but the tins are hard to make and put the cost up.

I still wish for more wishes.

Granted but now you can't spell wish

I wish I had a sandwich.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:13 pm

Granted, its a snot sarny made of mold.

I wush for heat beam vision.
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Postby Angel37 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:20 pm

Granted but it burns your girlfriend when you look at her.

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:23 pm

Granted, but it has cow disease.

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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:23 pm

Granted, but its you.

I wish for a cake.
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Postby Angel37 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:25 pm

Granted, but it's not Rexcake

I wish for rexcake
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:35 pm

Granted, but he belongs to the federal government now because you didnt pay your taxes.

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:36 pm

Granted, now you owe me a new pair of tying fingures buddy!

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Postby Jingo Jaden » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:37 pm

Granted, but the max size of those windows could not be bigger than 3*3ppx.

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Postby Ryusei » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:22 pm

Granted, but you waste your life away getting better at it, and now you're a loser. Sorry.

I wish I had a cell phone. >.<
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:01 pm

Granted, but it's only a top cell phone made of chocolate (yum yum).

I wish I had some chocolate.
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Postby Angel37 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:05 pm

Granted but it's melted.

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:10 pm

Granted, so cheap that they all sold out before you could get some (awww, sorry).

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Postby Angel37 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:12 pm

Granted but you never woke up!

I wish the books wouldn't sell out!
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:23 pm

OOC: Am I dreaming?

IC: Granted, but now you don't need them anymore.

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Postby Jingo Jaden » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:25 pm

Granted, some experimental super sour acid.

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Postby Angel37 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:26 pm

Granted but now you annoy your friends

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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:53 pm

Granted but you run out of breath going all over town trying to find a dictionary.

I wish that there was such a thing as chocolate pizza.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:17 pm

Granted, but it's that cooking chocolate that's not sweet at all.

I wish I had a convenient, luxurious vacation home on Mars.
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Postby QtheQreater » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:33 pm

Granted, but the taxes on the thing are sky high.

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Postby fairyprincess90 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:32 pm

granted, but it gets a terrible wormy bug thing and it dies...

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Postby God's Samurai » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:51 pm

Granted but the last cello was just melted down and turned into a shoehorn for Yao Ming.

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Postby Ratrace » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:00 am

Granted, but the publisher robs you and you only get $5

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Postby God's Samurai » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:01 am

Granted but it eats you.

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