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What anime has taught me.

Postby loki » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:34 pm

Anime has taught me that only children can pilot state of the arc mechs.

And logically that adults are perfectly willing to hand over mechs that are capable of destroying cities to children who can’t even legally buy hand guns.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
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Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
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"But…it was so artistically done."
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It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister


My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Splitter 2.0 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:43 pm

Anime has taught me that the bigger your hair, the more suitable you are to be a leader.
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Postby Kkun » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:47 pm

Anime has taught me that you're a washed up has-been by the time you're 25 because the kids are the ones doing all the work.

I'd better hop to saving the world pretty soon, then.
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:28 pm

Anime taught me that in the future, a young boy's hair has more angles than a geometry book.
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Postby Myoti » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:34 pm

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Postby Ashley » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:07 pm

All animals can talk and are secretly capable of choosing school girls to save the world. Also, the smaller one is the cuter one must be (and, by corollation, the bigger one's eyes must be).
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:33 pm

ANime has taught me to never underestimate people. Even the cute, quiet ones.
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Postby God's Samurai » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:49 pm

Anime has taught me that by the time your 12, you should have an arsenal of lethal weapons and live on your own.
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Postby Splitter 2.0 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:49 pm

rocklobster wrote:ANime has taught me to never underestimate people. Even the cute, quiet ones.

ESPECIALLY the cute quiet ones!
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Postby Pan Chan » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:01 pm

Anime has taught me that People with kitty ears eat WAY to much sugar and that children are more mature than adults and are the only ones able to save the world from sure destuction.
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Postby Kkun » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:06 pm

Anime has taught me that it's possible to be thrown into a cliff and walk away.

Anime has taught me that girls dig guys who look like girls.

And last, but not least (and probably the most important):

Everyone is counting on me.
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Postby loki » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:52 am

Anime has taught me that when the world is in danger of being destroyed, don’t look to the military, just the local high school.

Anime has taught me that when charging for the special attack, the enemies are too honorable to attack at the momentary weakness.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
-Tehol (Midnight Tides)


"But…it was so artistically done."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn(Last Command)


It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister


My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Myoti » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:24 am

Anime has taught me that when charging for the special attack, the enemies are too honorable to attack at the momentary weakness.

But not the 'heroes.'

Kuroobi: "That punch I gave you before was the powerful 100 Hit punch, but you have yet to see my most powerful, 1000 HIT PU--"

*Sanji kicks him into the ground* =D
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:21 pm

Anime has taught me:
*Never underestimate a girl in a sailor suit
*Never flirt with a girl when your girlfriend's behind you
*Never flirt with a girl when your girlfriend's behind you and she carries a large
boomerrang and is not afraid to use it on you
*Never get your girlfriend peeved at you if she can make you sit on command
*Having a talking sword is COOL!
*never mistake your 'sister' for her parallel universe double
*Don't forget to feed the penguin
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Postby God's Samurai » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:49 pm

Anime has taught me that to be a Ninja you must where night glow orange and yell alot.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:10 pm

Anime has taught me that no matter how damaged my arch nemisis is, he/she will still have survived that 300 foot fall into molten lava.

Anime has taught me that transformation takes forever, but everything will be just the way I left it when I finish.

Anime has taught me that flamethrowers are only good for singeing things slightly.

Anime has taught me the part of my life between 20 and 75 is useless.I won't regain my unusual power untill I have to teach the new reluctant young hero who thinks I'm ordinary.

Your eyes might be bigger than your stomach on the outside, but your stomach is bigger on the inside.

a)The more danger your in, the larger the power soure you inexplicably find will be.

b)Said power source will either blow up when you use it, drain your energy or make your enemy stronger for next episode.

c) These don't count if you come across a child with hidden talents.

Changing the past will not affect your memories of what you went to the past for.

If the worlds most evil person didn't have a change of heart they're not dead.

The entire body is filled with water and can empty itself through the eyes.

A mallet in the hands of a vengeful girlfriend can defeat anyone, especially the hero who didn't do anything wrong.

Brains=power^-1
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Postby KBMaster » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:50 pm

Anime has taught me that there is a pervert no matter where you go.

Anime has taught me that there is no limit as to how long your hair can go.

Anime has taught me that the average schoolgirl's miniskirt is incapable of revealing her underwear.

Anime has taught me that there is no limit to how ugly a minion can be.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:09 pm

KBMaster wrote:Anime has taught me that there is no limit as to how long your hair can go.

Anime has taught me this is only true if it gos up.

Anime has taught me:
It is possible to live if everything you say is a funny quote.

Larger than average eyes are a sign of importance.

If you meet a stupid/ditzy militery officer put them in charge.

That idiots are always great tactitions.

Last-minute plans will have to be made three times before any battle, and four times during it.

Loudmouthing in heros is a sign of greatness.

Loudmouthing in villains is a sign of iminant defeat.

Missiles can be deflected by kicking them.

Heads can change shape at the drop of a hat.

All people are made of extra strong plasticine.
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:09 pm

Anime has taught me that When little girls get angry they loss regular teeth in exchange for fangs
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Postby SnowLeopard » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:12 pm

Anime has taught me that the human body is a fragile plastic shell with no internal organs. Instead it contains approximately 15 gallons of blood. This fragile shell can burst on impact like an overfilled waterballoon if proper care is not taken.

*Note: Heroes are mostly immune to the above.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:12 pm

Anime has taught me:

When I turn 50, I will undergo drastic shrinkage no matter how tall I was previously.

Stay away from red-headed girls.

Nobody ever fights at full power.

(Random DBZ/One Piece/Kenshin villain: I will now show my true strength!

*episodes Later*

Same DBZ/One Piece/Kenshin villain: You really impressed me. Now I will fight seriously!


*Episodes Later*

Same DBZ/One Piece/Kenshin Villain: I guess it's time for me to stop holding back and unleash my true power! *begins powering for final attack*

Ect ect ect

The secret to getting a girl? Just try being normal/a loser. A harem will proceed to either

a) Crash land in your backyard.

or

b) Be sent divinely from heaven/an alternate dimension.

Be wary of people who's eyes sparkle/glasses flash.

No matter how severe the injuries inflicted upon you, you will be at the peak of perfect health directly following the conflict.

Al Khan is a blight on society who needs to be removed from power immediately.
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Postby Shriike » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:39 pm

1. Anime has taught me, that with few exceptions you can tell how evil someone is by the color of their hair (Yellow is generally evil, if teamed with darker eye brows, unnatural colors such as blue and bright red are generally signs of good)

2. Anime has taught me that Pink is a natural hair color.

3. Anime has taught me that giant robots are naturally superior to tanks (which would have a harder time falling down)

4. Anime has taught me that super powers are something to be expected, if it was ever discovered I DON'T have super powers I would get met with stares and questioning looks.

5. And of course Anime has taught me that in the 1400s rap was alive and well.
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Postby loki » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:31 am

Anime has taught me that a school uniform is perfect for demon hunting.

Anime has taught me to never fall into anything, especially wells at temples, and any body of water with the word ‘cursed’ in it.

Anime has taught me that if you have a brother, he will always be on the opposing side.

Anime has taught me that there will always be a hotsprings episode.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
-Tehol (Midnight Tides)


"But…it was so artistically done."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn(Last Command)


It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister


My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Zeke » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:34 am

Anime has taught me that bread can save the World and high school athletes own the pros.

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Postby Ratrace » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:04 am

Anime has taught me that hair is the secret of all power.

Anime has taught me that Tokyo will be destroyed in at least three nukelear wars and be rebuilt.

Anime has taught me shooting out the knees on a human robot wont make it fall over until it shoots back.

Anime has taught me supergeniuses are idiots and can be outsmarted by passing children. But not the main hero in any group.

Anime has taught me random strangers will always have heard of me/been my dead parents closest friend untill he killed them and became evil.

Anime has taught me that help can only be given by people who don't want to help or are a little(completly) nuts.

Uniforms for high school pupils wouldn't keep you warm in an oven but are perfect if it rains or snows.

Anime has taught me that mythical objects from thousands of years ago always bond to people who touch them by mistake.
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Postby emoninja » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:18 am

anime has taught me that villians often where glasses

anime has taught me that school can be easly ditched for a good adventure

anime has taught me that parents are not really needed :grin:
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Postby QtheQreater » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:01 am

Anime has taught me that swords are weightless. It doesn't matter how huge the danged thing is, the character who wields it could throw it across the Grand Canyon if they so wished.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:17 am

Anime has taught me size doesn't matter(exept for your robot). All weapons can be consealed behind your back untill needed no matter how ridiculesly large they are. This gos double for mallets and hammers.

Anime has taught me that teamwork, love and friendship can overcome anything with they're mystical glowing energy field.

Anime has taught me that running at 50 miles an hour is possible, but the dust cloud is easy to follow.
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Postby mssthang_1 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:43 am

anime has taught me to never go to tokyo because it always gets destroyed
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Postby Shriike » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:15 am

Anime has taught me that there is no such thing as ghosts, except for when there are.

And Anime has taught me that if you live long enough, you'll die of cancer.
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