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Postby loki » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:41 pm

Granted, but now you have to learn how to program in Assembly

I wish that I didn’t have to study in school.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
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"But…it was so artistically done."
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My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:07 pm

granted, your now allowed to be uneducated and earn minimum wage to your hearts discontent.

I wish civilisation was perfect.
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Postby loki » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:28 pm

Granted. But since humanity is by nature imperfect, all humans become uncivilized, and the dolphins take over.

I wish that I was a hobbit.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
-Tehol (Midnight Tides)

"But…it was so artistically done."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn(Last Command)

It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister

My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Angel37 » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:31 pm

Granted but you're Smeagol.

I wish I could bring my fishy with me to college :(
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted. It would be used for cooking.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:16 pm

GRanted but you are so toned deaf that everything you play sounds like Chopsticks as played by The Chimpmunks.

I wish that I could spend an entire week with nothing to do.
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Postby loki » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:19 pm

Granted, but you are in solitary confinement, with no lights or air conditioning.

I wish that I would get a raise.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
-Tehol (Midnight Tides)

"But…it was so artistically done."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn(Last Command)

It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister

My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:58 pm

Granted, you earn one yen extra a year.

I wish I had technogogy from 100 years in the future, with instructions.
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Postby loki » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:08 pm

Granted, but a nuclear war has put us back in the Stone Age. Instructions: bang the rock together.

I wish I would get a X-Box 360 for Christmas.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
-Tehol (Midnight Tides)

"But…it was so artistically done."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn(Last Command)

It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister

My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:10 pm

Granted, but were in the stone age and it has no power, remember?

I wish for a rock.
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:15 pm

granted, but that rock is made out of some kind of bad chemical and you are allergic to it.... (did that make any sense?)

i wish for a pair of kitty socks
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:20 pm

Granted, but the RSPCA(or equivalent) want a word with you.

I wish for a 100 ton ice cream.
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:25 pm

granted, but you get terrible sick from eating it and you have serious medical problems!
i wish for crayons! ^_^
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:27 pm

Granted, all things are now crayons.

I wish for a pet tiger shark.
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:30 pm

granted, but the shark is mean and bit u and now u have to get stitches.
i wish for a cool underoath band tee-shirt
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:31 pm

I wish for a cookie.
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:32 pm

haha granted, but the cookie is filled with poison and u get really really sick.
i wish for a picture of keira knightly... lol
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:36 pm

Granted, but not the Kiera Knightly you were thinking of.

I wish for the worlds biggest peanut.
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:39 pm

granted, but a huge elephant comes along and eats it.

i wish that i was the most prettiest person on this planet
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:42 pm

Granted, but everyone is jealous and you have no friends.

I wish I owned Lambergini
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:44 pm

granted, but someone steals it the first day u have it.

i wish i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. ^_^
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:53 pm

that last one would be worth it. A crash course in hostel takeovers.
Granted, but its been in an airing cupboard for three weeks.

I wish I could spell.
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Postby fairyprincess90 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:56 pm

granted, but everyone is jealous of u and they think ur a stuck up snob cause your always telling them they spelled something wrong.

i wish for a diamond ring... lol
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Postby loki » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:35 am

Granted, but it is radioactive and it turns your hand into a fin.

I wish that the summer was over.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
-Tehol (Midnight Tides)

"But…it was so artistically done."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn(Last Command)

It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister

My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:42 am

Granted we will now have 300 years of nothing but Autumn.

I wish that they made an opera out of Inuyasha.
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Postby Ryusei » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:35 pm

Granted but all the characters are horrible singers, and there's no fat lady, so it never ends! =O

I wish I had cooler hair.
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Postby loki » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:43 pm

Granted, you are wearing a wig.

I wish the color yellow did not exist.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon(Wheel of time)

Every worthwhile plan is diabolical.
-Tehol (Midnight Tides)

"But…it was so artistically done."
-Grand Admiral Thrawn(Last Command)

It’s not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you. -my sister

My brother on discovering that I got my little sister addicted to anime
brother: Your turning Jennifer into a geek.
Me: You are also a geek, you just happen to be good at hiding it.
brother: No I’m not, I just happen to like Star Wars.
Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted, but neither does black...which means the goths of the world will come after you for forcing them to wear pink...

*hands loki a banana, which, sadly, is no longer yellow but a gross color of greenish brown*

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Postby Angel37 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:35 pm

Granted but it's only for a milisecond.

I wish I had a pillow
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:37 pm

Granted, but only for a millisecond...THEN IT'S MINE!! *goes to sleep on the pillow*

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