Corrupted wish game

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Postby Angel37 » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:40 pm

Granted but now I'm a zombie slave to Temulin.
I wish Temulin was a fluffy white rabbit.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:35 pm

Granted Temulin is now a fluffy white rabbit named Esmerelda who will eat all your socks in your sock drawer when you're not watching.

I wish that the pink fluffy rabbits would assimilate Temulin/Esmerelda into their
collective.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:53 pm

Granted, but they get you as well.

I wish I owned the internet.
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Postby Angel37 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:56 pm

Granted but now you're Al Gore.
I wish I didn't have to wish anything.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:14 pm

Granted, now your computer wont load CAA.

I wish people agreed with my list of things that are mentioned to much.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:20 pm

Granted, we all shake our heads not really knowing what's on the list (uh huh.. uh huh).

I wish I had an ice cream cone right now.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:04 am

Granted, but no ice cream.

I wish goof off posts went on the post counter.
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Postby Authority3000 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:05 am

Granted, but now posts made in all other forum categories do not, which evidently leads to the permanent leave of most CAA members, and the eventual closure of all topics, with the sole exception of the bump thread, which is immortal.

I wish it weren't 103 degrees outside.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:53 am

Granted, its absolute zero instead.

I wish for more snow in britain
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Postby Ryusei » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:54 am

Granted, but it turns into a blizzard and your only way of finding your way home is an old pomeranian named Poochie.

I wish I had a cherry-flavored popsicle.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:49 pm

Granted, but I... Sakura steals it from you before you even had a chance to take on lick (cackle cackle cackle).

I wish I had a million bucks.
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Postby Ryusei » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:13 pm

Granted, but you must spend it all buying annoying Teletubbies tapes/DVDs/merchandise.

I wish I had a bigger memory card for my camera.
"That's some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall." - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz (Zoids: Chaotic Century)

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Here today and gone tomorrow
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Still You hear me when I'm calling
Lord, You catch me when I'm falling
And You've told me who I am
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:16 pm

You wish is my command..

Oh no, it's so big that it doesn't fit into the camera!

I wish that could of went better ^_^
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:14 pm

Granted but now you have to replay the entire week to do it better.

I wish that Ayeka could beat up Ryoko for a change and Mihoshi wasn't an airhead.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:23 am

Granted, now Tenchi and gang is thrown into an alternate reality where everyone swetches places.

I wish I had a cabit.
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Postby Ryusei » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:08 pm

Granted, but it has rabies, so you have to get rid of it.

I wish I had a Kenshin plushie! XD
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:29 pm

Granted, but its badly produced and falls appart.

I wish I felt better.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:09 pm

Granted,but you have to get used to people calling you Rover from now on.

I wish that all girls were like Kagome.
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:41 pm

Granted. But any female who even says the word "Sit" within a 50 mile radius causes you to slam comedically to the ground face first. Ow.

I wish I knew where the heck DNAngel takes place. (That town sure ain't in Japan!)
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:14 pm

Granted, you know its set on Earth.

I wish anime was cheaper.
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Postby Photosoph » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:31 pm

Granted, however its quality has been reduced to the same extent as it's price. V_V"
Nooooooo!

I wish I could watch anime via a plug that goes into my brain, a la Matrix. X3
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:29 am

Granted, but you believe your one of the charactures, also a la matrix.

Iwish I knew more people here.
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Postby Authority3000 » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:39 am

Granted, you now know (and are friends with) every Bannedâ„¢ member.

I wish I could type faster.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:45 am

Granted, you type so fast your computer cant keep up and crashes every 5 minutes.

I wish my pc was faster.
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Postby Starfire1 » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:39 am

granted, but now your computer runs so fast that you can't keep up with it and eventually destroy it in frustration.

i wish someone would do my AP US History project for me.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:40 am

Granted, but I dont know any and you fail.

I wish to rule the Earth.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:02 pm

Granted but you need to fill out your wish in triplicate and have it handed in before the 30th of October with signed affadavits from at least three recognized villians that you are evil world leader/conqueror material.

I wish that the winner of Miss America automatically became Queen of North America for a year.
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Postby loki » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:17 pm

Granted, but the Queen is nothing more than the figurehead of the mice in their plans of world rule.

I wish that sushi didn’t cost so much to eat.
I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
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Me: Alright, how many squadrons of fighters does a Star Destroyer carry?
brother: Is it a Victory, or a Imperial Class destroyer?
*long pause*
brother: I think I just proved your point.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:25 pm

Granted, but its low price makes it popular, untill the seas are empty and most fish are extinct.

I wish for a larger music collection.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:35 pm

Granted, but they don't work.. at all!

I wish I know what AP US stood for.
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