Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:27 pm

Granted, now it's your world, too!

I wish that your terror could be made complete by knowing the true horror of my world.

Postby **Linksquest** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:46 pm

Granted... but I forget things easily... What was that you said?

I wish thatmy laptop's battery would last FOREVA!

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:51 pm

Linksquest wrote:Granted... but I forget things easily... What was that you said?

I wish thatmy laptop's battery would last FOREVA!

granted but thats onyl becuz it is run off of your life source and is slowly eating away at your lifespan!

I wish I had a laptop!

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:00 pm

Granted!
*gives Vernhal a cat*
You now have the perfect laptop! Anytime you want to sit down and read, do homework, or relax, your laptop will most certainly be there, in your lap, shedding on you.

I wish I had another cat...

Postby **Linksquest** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:03 pm

Granted... but it needs to be plugged into an energy source every now and then... it's iner circuitry has many issues.

I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from posting in this thread.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:06 pm

Linksquest wrote:Granted... but it needs to be plugged into an energy source every now and then... it's iner circuitry has many issues.

The cat? Never had an electronic cat before...

Linksquest wrote:I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from posting in this thread.

Granted, but you have to switch to another universe in the multiverse and you won't really be in ours anymore. Consequently, there are now two of you, and your twin doesn't like you.

I wish I had a million bucks!

Postby **Puritan** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:44 pm

Granted. *A million diseased male deer come running up to QtheQreater*

I wish I had a million dollars...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:25 pm

Puritan wrote:Granted. *A million diseased male deer come running up to QtheQreater*

Guess male rabbits were too much to hope for...

Puritan wrote:I wish I had a million dollars...

Granted. *A million sand dollars fall on Puritans head*

I wish I didn't have to get up early tommorow...

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:17 pm

granted...wait huh it is tomorrow lol.. anyways you end up sleeping through your alarm which shifts the world into chaotic unbalance and inner turmoil...

I wish this thread had 258 pages!

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:09 pm

Granted, but not yet...

I wish you would sugest an annoying song. PM or in the thread.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:10 pm

Granted but how many times must we be subjected to the Joxer The Mighty Ditty?

I wish that they would kill whoever wrote the Joxer The Mighty Ditty.

Postby **carneman** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:24 pm

granted but the crappy aim of the sniper bites you in the behind when he accedentally kills your favorite singer.

i wish my box of nerds candy was full again

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:35 pm

Granted, but the nerd wants it back, and he brought friends.

I wish to type faster.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:43 pm

I had a pack of purple and pink nerds, but I finished them off two days ago. I love your avl Kitsune ^_^

Granted, but no one can read the gibber-sih you typed.

I wish I could read gibberish.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:26 pm

Granted, now you can understand me.

I wish for a strait-jacket in Sao_Sakura's size.

Postby **muskrat** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:42 pm

wish granted but you are the one stuck in it.

I wish I had a top of the line custom built computer. That doesn't use Windows.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:11 pm

Granted, it uses dorrs instead.

I wish I could luagh out loud!

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:52 pm

granted.. you die of laughing O_O

I wish i though of more original funny corrupts!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:27 pm

Granted, but you only post the stupid ones.

I wish that Vernhal would post more original funny corrupts.

Postby **Authority3000** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:33 pm

Granted, but he can't post them on CAA.

I wish he could post them on CAA.

Postby **Starfire1** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:38 pm

granted, but every post will send an army of viruses to his computer

i wish i had new, shiny boots.

Postby **Tigerchu** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:38 am

granted, but they're shiny because snails crawled all over them.

I wish that an army of peace loving bunnies would invade the United States.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:53 am

Granted but they're pink fluffy bunnies who love to jump up and down and eat all the waffles in town that they can find.

I wish that there were a pack of hungry coyotes to eat all the annoying pink fluffy
bunnies.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:51 pm

Granted, but then they fuse and become your worst nightmare.

I wish I could think of what to wish for.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:36 pm

Granted, but you can never forget it...here you go!
*inserts a wish for fish into Sao_Sakura's head*

I wish I had a rice crispy bar right now...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:43 pm

Granted but it weighs about 12,009 pounds and you need a forklift to handle it.

I wish that the only problem we had to worry about was an overabundance of girl scout mint cookies.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:48 am

Granted, but the overabundance of cookies exists primarily on top of you. All zillion boxes worth.

I wish I had a cinnamon roll...

Postby **Authority3000** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:53 am

Granted, it's made of plastic.

I wish I were ludicrously intelligent.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:50 am

Granted, you now spend your existence surrounded by comparative idiots and are always bored.

I wish everyone had superpowers.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:09 am

Granted, mine are better then yours (sticks out tongue)!

I wish I could perform the shadow clone jutsu!"

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