Corrupted wish game

Postby **GrubbTheFragger** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:41 pm

Granted but you only have a real Monkey tree

I wish I could fly

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:51 pm

Granted, but everytime you do you change into a flying purple people eater with a really bad haircut!

I wish I had magical powers so I can cast spells on those who have ever turned me into a primate!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:03 pm

Granted, but your magical powers amount to the magical ability to produce food smells. You now smell like pizza.

I wish that an army of pirate monkeys would engage in dramatic battle with the ninja monkeys.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:40 pm

Granted, my army of monkey ninjas kick butt! Oh no, they have all turned on us!

I wish I had ninja skills like walking around like a rabbit!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:07 pm

Granted, now you're a ninja gorilla in a rabbit suit.

I wish for ninja pizza.

Postby **Fionn Fael** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:06 pm

Granted, but it beats you up with nunchaku and skewers you with kunai before breaking your neck in a decidedly awesome manner. (Yes, pizza can beat you up/kill you.)

I wish I was dreaming happily.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:41 pm

Granted, but while you're dreaming happily, I'm drawing on you with a Sharpie.

I wish I had a photo of Fionn Fael with the Sharpie art.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:42 am

Granted, but shes hunting you down to get revenge.

I wish Kaligraphic would post the photo before Fionn gets it.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:38 pm

Granted, but he also posts a photo of you in a pikachu suit.

I wish I could speak well in public.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:01 am

Granted, but only in riddles.

I wish I was the king of the potato people.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:56 am

Granted, but you don't want to know what happends to the King of Potatos (very ugly).

I wish I cat ears (meow).

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:18 am

Granted, but they're real cat ears, and an earless cat demands them back.

I wish that people would stop going around stealing the ears off of cats' heads.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:59 pm

Granted, but now they go around stealing the ears off of your head.

I wish I had a video tape of that epic battle faught between the Pirate Monkies and Ninja Monkies...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:03 pm

Granted, but it's about 20 hours long with commentary by Martha Stewart...and once you start you have to watch it all the way through twice...without popcorn...

I wish I could speak German...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:21 am

Granted, you are legally permitted to speak German. You don't know a word of the language, though.

I wish that QtheQreater would stop yammering in bad fake German.

Postby **Tigerchu** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:40 am

He will not be heard by other people, but you will hear it in your mind.
(sorry if that was lame^^U)

I wish for a million wishes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:00 pm

Granted but it is literally a Cell Phone in that it is really tiny and you have to have a
electronic microscope to see it and every time you use it you have to be careful that you don't disturb the bacteria in the next petri dish.

I wish that the world was ruled by cabbits.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:36 pm

Granted, the world is ruled by cabbage. What, cabbits? Eh, close enough.

I wish that trees would scream at random.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:50 pm

Granted, but your name is now changed to "Random".

I wish my cat would clean the catbox so I wouldn't have to.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:57 pm

Granted, but your cat cleans it by hiding everything under your pillow.

I wish that QtheQreater was also "Random".

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:31 pm

Granted Randomness suddenly overtakes the boards and threatens to overwhelm it.

I wish that there was more rain today.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:43 pm

Granted, but now it's raining cats and dogs (literally).

wish I Kakashi was my sensei!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:38 am

Granted, but he never pays attention to you because he's too busy with his nose in a book.
I wish Lemmings would beat Tetris as the best puzzle game of all time.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:06 pm

Granted but it has a fatal flaw where the winner of the game has to jump off a cliff.

I wish that Jack Benny was still around to play Obi Wan Kenobi.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:51 pm

granted... he dies of a fatal heart attack a day before his shots were to end and they have to find someone else anyway!

I wish my wishes on this thread didnt get so corrupted!

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:39 pm

Granted, but this thread becomes boring...without a point...oh, I'm so depressed...GAH!
*dies*
You have just accidentally killed a fellow CAA member with your wish...

I wish I wasn't dead...

Postby **Authority3000** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:58 pm

Granted, but you are now apart of the mindless and rather zombified "dead who are living".

I wish I owned a mansion located near Beverly Hills.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:16 pm

Granted, but the zombies trash and burn it.

I wish that the law required bootleg merchandise to be sold in combination with actual boots.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:24 pm

Granted, you have under-aged permission to drive... "drive" being defined as "hitting a golf ball off of a tee with a driver". Have fun, Tiger Woods.

I wish that pizza would come alive and terrorize the world.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:00 pm

granted... but just your world... in your mind... and its not a pretty picture... WOW...

I wish I didnt have disturbing pictures of pizza terrorizing kalligraphics world in my mind!

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