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Postby DaughterOfZion » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:18 pm

granted but no body has ever heard of it.

i wish, i would prevail in my quest for white haired bishies
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Postby Angel37 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:29 pm

Granted but the bishie has white hair because he's 85
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Postby Peanut » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:35 pm

Granted, but that wish was for me to rule the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I had the power to transform Kaligraphic into a pile of cheese...
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:01 pm

Granted, but then he becomes "Killer Cheese Man" and takes over your body by using is "Cheesy Ooz Attack"!

I wish I had some shorts.. that fit me.
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Postby Angel37 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:18 pm

Granted but they are the ugliest pair of shorts ever seen in this world.
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Postby QtheQreater » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:04 pm

Granted. *gives A37 a "piece" of the world, aka, some dirt*

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Postby DaughterOfZion » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:31 pm

granted but its a man eating rubber ducky.

i wish the ducky on eats guys
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:07 pm

Granted, but I kill j00 since all the cute guys are eaten!

I wish the cute guys would come back...
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Postby Neko Niisan » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:18 am

Granted, but there all reclusive monetarian monks that shave their heads...

I wish I wasn't off school sick today.
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Postby Seppuku » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:21 am

Granted, now your sick in school.

I wish i only needed 2 hours of sleep a day.
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Postby Neko Niisan » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:35 am

Granted but its during the prime time slot on Anime Central

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Postby Seppuku » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:37 am

Granted but all ice cream is now SOFT SERVED!!! bum bum bum >.>!!!

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Postby Neko Niisan » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:42 am

<I like soft serve...>

Granted but the standing arena get over crowded and you die from a mosh pit...

I wish standard devation had a real life point outside fo math class...
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Postby Seppuku » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 am

Granted but now seppu hates you XD (j/k)

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Postby QtheQreater » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:01 am

Granted, but it doesn't work very well. More accurately, it works for one second once every five years. Have fun!

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Postby ShadowCat » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:04 am

Granted, but its so hot, it melts j00 eyes out >:3

I wish I could think of somethign to wish for here ...>.>
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Postby Animus Seed » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:36 am

Granted, but you get so absorbed in contemplating the awesomeness of your own wish that you forget what the wish actually was. Next time, wish for a notebook to write it down in.

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Postby Linksquest » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:38 am

Granted, but now your name is third person.

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Postby kaji » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:51 am

GRANTED! You can now only see the future, however you still live in the past, making walking down the street very difficult.

I wish I had a swimming pool full of Lime Jello.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:45 am

Granted, but after you swim in it you can never get the stuff off. Also, if you eat it, your nose will turn green. So you now have an utterly useless swimming pool full of lime jello. Congrats!

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:04 pm

Granted, but it doesn't belong to you any more.. it's Sakura's now!

I wish I was a ninja (kunoichi).
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Postby Peanut » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:59 pm

Granted, *transforms Sao_Sakura into a Ninja Monkey* You are now have now been drafted into the new Ninja Monkey army of Peanut. Sadly, this means that you will be a Go-Fish addict and...well... you will forever be a monkey...

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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:33 pm

Granted, but the greatest hero of all time takes you out.

I wish I had a dirt bike.
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Postby Peanut » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:05 pm

Granted...but after being resercted for a sequel...I, the greates villain of all time, steal your dirt bike in order fullfill another deed of nastines...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish the greatest hero of all time was actually Linksquest...
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:38 am

Granted, all heros are removed from history and the world is destroyed. but now you dont make that wish and it isn't, and since this is NOT star trek an annoying paradox is not avoided for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a spicy chicken pizza.
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Postby QtheQreater » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:07 am

Ratrace wrote:


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Ratrace wrote:I wish for a spicy chicken pizza.


Granted. You now have a spicy pizza. With a live chicken on it. Just a thought, but I wouldn't eat the pizza now if I were you.

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:58 pm

OOC: Ahahaha, I thought Peanut was gonna say,"Granted, you now have a bike made of dirt!"... or someting like that (hahaha).

Granted, now they roast on the bbq?

I wish I wasn't a ninja monkey (darn you peanut)!
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Postby Kiba-kun » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:13 pm

Grandted. You're now a ninja gorilla.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:27 pm

Granted you don't have to go back to work since you are now on trial for burning down your buisness after embezzling all the money and trying to run off to Argentina with the boss' pet tarantula.

I wish that there were real money trees.
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