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Postby Peanut » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:54 pm

Granted, after another assasination...we are now in the clutches of...mitsuki lover?

I wish somebody else was President...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:36 pm

Granted, after mitsuki lover is found terrified, screaming in a closet, and doesn't go back to normal, he's committed to a mental institution, and Kaligraphic becomes president... and promptly unleashes the zombiepocalypse upon the world.

I wish that people wouldn't be so sensitive about becoming undead.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:44 pm

Granted, now we are sensitive about other random states of being such as, being half-dead, mostly dead, a sleep, knocked unconcious, decapitated, and pretty much everything else you can think of...

I wish Kaligraphic would get beaten in the next election by that odd Uncle of his...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:01 pm

Granted, but that odd "Uncle" of mine is me in a different outfit, so I end up president for another term.

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Postby Peanut » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:17 pm

Granted, it is made from your real soul...meaning that your other term as President, was cut short...

I wish Kaligraphic was put behind bars...Ice cream bars...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:53 pm

Granted, Kaligraphic is now behind ice cream bars... he is now a major investor in Nestle, which makes ice cream bars.

I wish that traffic was easier here on the west side.
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Postby QtheQreater » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:56 pm

Granted, now traffic becomes tortureously slow more easily.

I wish Peanut would bribe the Continuum News Network.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:33 am

Granted but because Peanut has a bad case of not being able to read right he mistakenly ends up bribing the Congress of Nick Nacks instead.

I wish that the next President we elect would be Jerry Mathers.
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Postby QtheQreater » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:27 pm

Granted, but Weird Al is his running mate.

I wish I wasn't such a lousy wisher.
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Postby oro! » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:32 pm

Granted, but your wishes don't get answered anyway.

I wish I knew how to speak nihongo.
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Postby QtheQreater » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:45 pm

Granted, but only the words "rubber chicken".

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Postby RubyJewelStone » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:45 am

Granted but now you have no indication that it has gone bad.
*holds up cheese platter* Want some?

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Postby ShadowCat » Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:17 am

^Granted, but it turns out you are the Anti-Christ. D: Plus there are medical reasons for the patches and bandanas (blindness in one eye, chronic baldness, etc.)

>I wish I had a never ending box of wonders. o.O

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Postby Rei » Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:29 am

Granted!Only your box of never ending wonders turned out to be a box of never ending BAD wonders.

I wish I was married to Inuyasha!
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Postby ShadowCat » Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:48 am

^Granted, but Kagome kills j00 D:

>I wish people would stop hatin on Bush D:
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:22 am

Granted, now they're hatin on you.

I wish for a talking fish.
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Postby ShadowCat » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:27 am

^granted, but it's a satanist fish and it only speaks bad about the Lord in your house D: *kills fish*

>I wish I had more confidence o.o
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:31 am

ShadowCat wrote:^Granted, but it turns out you are the Anti-Christ. D: Plus there are medical reasons for the patches and bandanas (blindness in one eye, chronic baldness, etc.)

Yipes!
I'm starting to think that everywhere I go at least one person will refer to me as evil... D: ..........*cackles*

Anywho...^
Granted, but the fish only speaks Patois.

I wish I could get as funkehfied as this banana :dance:
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Postby Rei » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:33 am

Granted!Only you actually turn into a banana!

I wish that I could turn into a wolf.^^
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:48 am

Granted, but they're suddenly extinct.

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Postby Rei » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:26 pm

Granted! But you burn down your house and 3 others while making chicken teriyaki.

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Postby RubyJewelStone » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:51 pm

Granted, bur the squee of fangirls makes us all deaf.

I wish I had a really tasty cookie.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:51 pm

Granted but I understand you now live upstairs from Hyatt and Excel so you'll have to make sure that all that hyperness doesn't get to you.

I wish that sao sakura was really Kagome.
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:16 pm

Granted but it is the Kagome next door who is an annoying rabid fangirl who CALLS HERSELF Kagome.

I wish I was a mermaid.
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Postby ShadowCat » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:18 pm

^Granted but j00 become the new Japanese delicacy

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:23 pm

Granted, but you can only sing the theme song to "Gilligan's Island".

I wish for some sharks with laser beams on their heads.
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:23 pm

Granted, but it's so high pitched that only dogs can hear.
Edit: Granted, but the lasers go off and they kill each other.

I wish more people would join the eyepatch revolution.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:29 pm

Granted, but now the eyepatch revolution is complete and eyepatches rule the world and are exterminating humanity.

I wish that RubyJewelStone's eyepatch revolution hadn't led to the destruction of humanity.
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:35 pm

Granted, but now badanna's rule.

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Postby oro! » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:26 pm

Granted, but it's your last meal.

I wish I could star in a wuxia movie.
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