Corrupted wish game

Postby **kaji** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:10 am

Granted! Your new CAT can move over a thousand Tons of earth a day, and weighs in at a whopping 84850 lbs... Unfortunately for you, it loves to sit in your lap and cuddle. ^_^

I wish it rained fruit snacks.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:36 am

Granted, but they are all your least favorite flavor...

I wish it rained Nukes...or maybe ZPEB's...

Postby **oro!** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:18 am

Granted, but it rains on pluto...

I wish some people weren't so violent.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:21 am

Granted, now different people are violent.

I wish that the market by my work would get in two of the salmon and rice lunches that I like each day, instead of one.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:15 pm

Granted but you have to catch them yourself.

I wish that I had a cool Pop Star girl friend like Megumi from Zatch Bell...ok...check that...I wish Megumi from Zatch Bell WERE my girlfriend!

Postby **oro!** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:21 pm

Granted, but she's not as cool as you thought she was.

I wish that I could command and conquer.

Postby **Puritan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:36 pm

Granted, you can now command squirrels and conquer the small food stores they find.

I wish I had a pet squirrel.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:13 pm

Granted, but it has raibies (sp).

I wish I could spell.

Postby **Puritan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:24 pm

Granted, but now you can only spell the word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis correctly.

I wish my pet squirrel didn't have rabies.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:12 pm

Granted, now he has leptospirosis.

I wish there was a cure for the common cold.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:46 pm

Granted, but it involves soaking your head in boiling oil for one hour. Then, rinse and repeat!

I wish I had more posters in my room...

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:08 am

Granted, but they are posters of Barbara Striesand.

I wish that people wouldn't install showers at the beach in the middle of the sand, because after you've washed off and are ready to leave you have to walk through MORE sand.

Postby **DaughterOfZion** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:47 am

granted but now they are in the ocean.

i wish i had all the pocky in the world. and none of it was stale

Postby **Linksquest** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:54 am

Granted... but.. uh-oh... you suddenly became allergic to sugar! Mwhahaha

I wish I could be the most well-acclaimed musician in the world!

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:59 am

Granted, but you play the kazoo.

I wish I were an inch taller...

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:24 am

Granted, but I'll need back my platform shoes next week.

I wish afros were back in style

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:23 am

Granted, but so are power ranger costumes. Enjoy!

I wish potato chips weren't so greasy...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:57 am

Granted, but now they're soggy and taste like garbage.

I wish that blackberries didn't take so long to update to new firmware versions.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:57 pm

Omi.. how cute Link!

Granted! They just don't take "so long", but a very very very very very long time.

I wish I didn't have to type all those "very".

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:19 pm

Granted, you didn't have to, but you did it anyway.

I wish that macs didn't require you to put in the registration info when you set them up.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:56 pm

Granted but now you have to recite the entire Iliad before being able to set up your
Mac.Plus it has to be in Ancient Greek!

I wish that they would do a Zatch Bell/Highlander crossover.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:32 pm

Granted, but it's also crossed with Big Brother, so it entails the characters living in a house and carrying out inane tasks, while one character leaves the show each week.

I wish there was a show about a fire-breathing dragon who would burninate the bbq.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:52 pm

Granted, Dragon Ball Z is now about a dragon that loves BBQ.

I wish I had some BBQ.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:09 pm

Granted, you have a piece of paper with the letters B, B, Q on it.

I wish that people wouldn't be printer-hogs.

Postby **RubyJewelStone** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:42 am

Granted since such a creature as a printer-hog does not exist.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:55 am

Granted, but America is taken over by Mexico and switches to pesos. All dollars are worthless.

I wish for peace on the Earth.

Postby **kaji** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:30 pm

GRANTED! The Earth is blessed with many Plasma Electron And Current Experiments...

I wish Ice Cream was a right, not a luxury.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:01 pm

Granted, but your civil rights are being violated and there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish that people would understand that breathing is a privilege, not a right.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:14 pm

Granted but you have to pay me $$444,444,4444,4444,4444,4444,4444,4444,444.44 now for the privelege of breathing.

I wish that Harold Stassen were running for President again.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:45 pm

Granted, but he runs with Carrot Top as his running mate... and wins. Then he is assassinated, leaving Carrot Top as the most powerful man in the world.

I wish that mitsuki lover hadn't left us in the clutches of Carrot Top.

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