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Postby Icarus » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:07 pm

And you can, but only by yourself.

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Postby rocklobster » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:17 am

Granted, but the system crashes every time you try to play one.
I wish that I could play guitar.
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:12 am

Granted but a law has now passed that playing any kind of instrument is illegal with a fine of $100,000,000.00 or 100 years in a maximum security prison.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:53 am

Granted but you get stares from people who notice that your nose is now the size of a pimple.

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Postby kaji » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:38 am

Granted! However, the comic trio of Karl Chico and Harpo Marx never makes it off the ground...

I wish all the highways and roads in the US were replaced with highspeed bullet trains (and tracks) that everyone rode instead of cars.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:08 am

Granted, but all the seats will be taken.

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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:35 pm

Granted, nothing breaks but you die from the shock of the impact.

I wish I could talk to animals.
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Postby Angel37 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:40 pm

Granted but they all cuss you out.
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:52 pm

Granted, but no shoe shall ever fit you again!

I wish birds would stay off statues...
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:02 pm

Granted but now the pigeons roost,for some odd reason,on top of your great uncle
Joe/who is moving kind of slow at the Junction/Petticoat Junction...

I wish that Petticoat Junction and McHale'sNavy were back on tv along with
Hogan's Heroes.
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Postby Angel37 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:05 pm

Granted by you don't have that station
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:49 pm

Granted, but dang! You're gonna stink!

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Postby Peanut » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:01 pm

Granted *hands Q a spare tire*

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Postby Angel37 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:02 pm

Granted but now you're a cave man
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:06 pm

Granted, but they're buffalo wings(extra spicy!)

I wish I had a taco...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:18 pm

Granted, but it's made with "questionable" meat.

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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:27 pm

Granted, but they will dive bomb you (claws out) for the rest of your life.

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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:54 am

Granted, but no one wants to eat cussing buffalo wings.

I wish cuss words didn't exist.
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Postby kaji » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:59 am

GRANTED! But all the rest of the words go with them in to non-existance.

I wish I could go for a ride in a WWII P-51D Mustang.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:31 pm

Granted but you end up having to travel to WWII to do so.

I wish that liver came in cinnamon flavor.
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:36 pm

Granted, but it is only your liver that comes in cinnamon flavor and no one elses...

I wish mitsuki lover never had a liver...
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:57 pm

Granted, Aw hey let's take his lungs, kidneys and heart too.

I wish I hadn't wasted all the money I got from selling mutsukilover's organs to buy cheesecake. *buuurp*
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:05 pm

Granted...now you can make even more money by selling his bones, muscles, and blood vessels too...

I wish mitsuki lover regrew his liver like Prometheus...
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:07 pm

Granted, but I take it and sell it again.

I wish I had a Masters Degree.
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Postby Ryusei » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:38 pm

Granted, but it's a Masters in Gibberish, so it's basically useless.

I wish I had a drum set. XD
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:22 pm

Granted, but every time you drum on them.. a swarm of bees fly and attack you!

I wish I had dark powers.
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:24 pm

Granted, but every time you use them, a random Space Vampire appears and devours your soul...

I wish that Kaligraphic had granted that wish and not me...
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Postby Linksquest » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:34 pm

Granted but all your fish are now in your base

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:39 pm

Granted, just tap your toes together three times saying,"There's no place like home.. there's no place like home... there's no place like home!" Uh oh, something goes wrong tho... Maryland has been taken over by space cows and cowboys!

I wish that could of been shorter.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:58 pm

Granted, you used a smaller font.

I wish that I knew what defined a "random" space vampire. (Gol durn it, I'm the only space vampire who's allowed to devour the soul of my one true Internet love!)
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