Corrupted wish game

Postby **Themanofchrist** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:50 am

Granted but you get me lol

I wish I could find someone

Postby **Chu-Chu** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:54 am

Granted, but they might really be a fish person.
I wish Themanofchrist would find someone who wasn't a fish person.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:56 am

Granted...he just found himself...

I wish that people would stop trying to interfere with my hobby of nuking the world...

Postby **Chu-Chu** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:58 am

Granted, but now they just ignore you.

I wish Peanut would stop being in lazy denial!!!!

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:03 pm

Granted I am now in active denial...

I wish that everyone (except for myself) who made wishes about me would be turned into salmon so I could eat them...

Postby **Chu-Chu** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:07 pm

Granted, but now you are Everett instead of Zarn the nut in active denial.

I wish "Everett" would turn everyone into hippos instead so we would be more difficult to eat and he would become full easily and at least store us in the fridge for a day or two, giving some of us the chance to escape.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:28 pm

Granted, we will stop hiding your nukes.

I wish I was I ruled the realm of darkness (bye bye Xemnas).

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:05 pm

Granted, but an immortal space vampire comes along and deposes you.

I wish that people would stop discriminating against immortal space vampires.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:18 pm

Granted but a certain Time Lord in his 4th incarnation destroys you anyways.

I wish that they had killed Adric sooner.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:23 pm

Granted, I don't know him anyway!

I wish I knew these people Mitsuki speaks of.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:28 am

Granted but now they call you every five minutes and keep borrowing your stuff.

I wish my room was clean.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:17 am

Granted, but now my room is messy!

I wish I had a pericom to do stuff for me.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:07 pm

Granted but they go on strike so they can watch the Reds or Indians whichever
baseball team is in your area of Ohio.

I wish that I owned the Minnesota Twins and Vikings.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:25 am

Granted, but as long as your there owner, they all stink and cause you too loose more money then you make...

I wish that I owned WVU so I could own the Mountaineers football team...sort of...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:55 pm

Granted but West Virginia ends up in last place and they force you to sell the team to the family of Don Knotts.

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:52 pm

Granted, but on the flight there you get the window seat behind a person who likes to lean back there chair and while your in Hawii you end up getting the nastiest sunburn in recorded history...

I wish mitsuki lover would get some sort of medical treatment for that sunburn of his...

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:23 pm

Granted, but not before his skin turns red and peels off leaving only the second layer of his skin exposed. *poke poke*

I wish poking mitsuki's sunburned skin wasn't so much fun, tee hee. *poke poke*

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:36 pm

Granted, it's now even more fun because I brought salt! *Dumps salt on mitsuki lover*

I wish someone would pour peper on mitsuki lover just because...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:47 am

Granted, but it's just the last straw and Mitsuki Lover pulls off another layer of fake skin to reveal that he is really... a random Scooby Doo suspect!

I wish that we could tell in advance whether the snark is a boojum.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:18 am

Granted, but I have absolutely no I dea what you're talking about and give you a Snork instead.

I wish people would brush their teeth more often.

Postby **kaji** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:38 am

Granted! But they must brush them with fish-sticks...

I wish Swiss Rolls were good for you. ^_^

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:20 am

Granted, they are good for making skiny people fat but nothing else...

I wish that we could round up all the Scooby Doo would change his name to Scooby Doon't...

Postby **kaji** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:33 am

I wish that we could round up all the Scooby Doo would change his name to Scooby Doon't...

Granted! I think... O_o But your sentence structure steadily declines.

I wish CAA had spell check.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:45 am

Granted but the spell check is a little old gnome named Baldric who has atricious hand writing and all his spell checks look like your doctor's prescriptions.

I wish that Black Adder would replace Pee Wee Herman on AS.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:17 pm

Granted but the entire show is dubbed in Latin...

I wish that I had edited my last post...

Postby **kaji** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:36 pm

Granted! It now reads: "I's wish all trues when seen out, he play mine."

I wish there was a swimming pool at my office.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:00 pm

Granted...but you're fired before you get to enjoy it! Darn the luck!

I wish people would quit bragging about their computers!

Postby **kaji** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:22 pm

Granted! But now computers can brag about them selves... In song... And they do it often...

I wish money really did grow on trees... And the trees liked to give it away for free...

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:46 pm

Granted, but they only give there money too me...

I wish that I had more money trees...

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:51 pm

Granted, but they go bankrupt.

I wish I could listen to "Take my Life (And Let it Be)" and sing it well.

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