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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:58 pm

Granted but you look like him too.

I wish that Undertaker would win the World Heavy Weight Championship and keep it for over a month.
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Postby kaji » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:18 am

Granted! But the title is for pie eating...

I wish for 5 months vacation per year.
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Postby Linksquest » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:55 am

Granted but then when you do have school it is 24/7.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:02 pm

Granted but the quarter is the size of Mount Rushmore.

I wish that I had Kagome's Bow and Sacred Arrows to shoot people with.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:24 pm

Granted, but every arrow you shoot curves around and ends up in your backside.

I wish that the system I'm using to image some laptops wasn't insanely slow.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:33 pm

Granted.. it's broken now.

I wish I had shiny wings.
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:36 pm

Granted, and would you like fries with your Honey Bar-B-Q chicken wings?

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Postby Themanofchrist » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:36 pm

Granted but its someone elses

I wish I was miroku
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
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Postby kaji » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:19 pm

Granted! But the writers kill you off in the sequel to make room for a talking bunny named FluffaLuffyLoo.

I wish the next person would have a nice day. ^_^
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted, but yours is terrible.

I wish that my workplace was sponsored by Pepsi and got free product.
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:47 pm

Granted but before the products reach your workplace a group of ninja assasins attack the truck.

I wish for a Corvette.
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:57 pm

Granted, but the insurance payments are murder.

I wish for a Porshe.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:56 pm

Granted, it's a toy one

Isn't that the name Soka gave that moose.. tiger.. thingi in Avatar?

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Postby Peanut » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:23 pm

Granted...though I have no clue what you wished for...which makes your wish completely useless

I wish that people would quit forgeting to write out there wishes...
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:18 pm

Granted but then you forget to do write out yours.

I wish Peanut would stop nuking the world on occasion.
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:30 pm

Granted, instead he nukes you all the time.

I wish I could meet Gackt and Miyavi.
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Postby Angel37 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:34 pm

Granted but you meet them in prison.
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:39 pm

Granted, but now you can never sleep.

I wish prison and death weren't an option for Miyavi, Gackt and I.
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Postby Angel37 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:41 pm

Granted. Prison and death are now not an option. You have no choice.
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:42 pm

Granted but you start to choke on it.

I wish I could perform the Heimlich Maneuver.
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:44 pm

Granted, but your short-term memory causes you to forget how to also causing the death of Angel37.

I wish I didn't stay up till 6:30 in the morning.
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:04 pm

Granted, instead you stayed up till 10:30 in the morning...

I wish that I could continue to Nuke the World on occasion...
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:05 pm

Granted, but the world also continued to nuke you.

I wish I could have Miyavi's guitar.
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:12 pm

Granted but as soon as you get it a stray nuke lands where you are standing and incinerates it...

I wish that I was the only one allowed to do the nuking in this world and any other existing on several different planes of existance...
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Postby Shadowchild » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:17 pm

Granted, but there's nothing to nuke.

I wish I could cry over Miyavi's incinerated guitar.
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:27 pm

Granted...but now you have given me something too Nuke...

I wish that we could all just get along but that I could continue to Nuke the World
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:02 am

Granted but Bush demands that you disarm your WMDs.

I wish for peace on earth.
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Postby Shadowchild » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:44 am

Granted, there is now a giant peace sign painted on the face of the earth.

I wish Peanut didn't nuke me.
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Postby kaji » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:45 am

Not granted... XP

I wish I got paid to surf the internet.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:48 am

Granted, but you only get paid a penny for every hour that is spent on the compy.

I wish I Peanut loved me so he wouldn't nuke me (wink).
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