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Postby Ingemar » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:34 pm

Granted, but it kills YOU and uses your organs as toppings.

I wish I, uh.... would leave a beautiful corpse.
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:00 pm

Granted but it gets eaten by worms anyway.

I wish I had a cell phone.
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Postby Angel37 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:10 pm

Granted but it has reception everywhere BUT where you live.
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Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:32 pm

Granted but it's really a mutant Mango that was sent to avenge the deaths of all of those brave Mangos that you have eaten over the years...

I wish that I could have my brain eaten by my one true love...the Corrupted Wish thread...
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Postby Angel37 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:35 pm

Granted.
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Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:58 pm

Granted but its Pocky that explodes as soon as you take a bite...

I wish I was the Corrupted Wish Thread...then I could eat my own brain...
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Postby Rachel » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:10 pm

Granted, but since you have eaten your brain, you no longer have a brain. Therefore, there is no way you can eat your brain. etc, etc

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Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:48 pm

Granted, there brains shall now be devoured by me and shall be used to make wishs on the Corrupted Wish Thread...

I wish that I could get out of Peanut's stomach...
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Postby Chu-Chu » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:13 am

Granted, but that will involve your stomach exploding.......

I wish the hippo chewing on my shoes would explode instead of Peanut's stomach.
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Postby Themanofchrist » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:07 am

Granted but all the cars in the world are gone
I wish I lived in hinata sou(love hina)
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:31 am

Granted, but none of the girls are interested in you and you die a lonely old man.

I wish I lived the village of Konoha (Naruto).
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Postby Linksquest » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:47 am

Granted... but you work at the MacDonald's there.

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Postby kaji » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:49 am

Granted, though your life as plankton is short lived...

I wish I could play the piano.
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:56 am

Granted... oh you can, but you play it badly.

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Postby kaji » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:36 am

Granted! You are spun into the era of TK, though you can not stop spinning... :Dizzy:

I wish I had a scooter. ^_^
Depend on it. God's work done in God's way will never lack God's supply. He is too wise a God to frustrate His purposes for lack of funds, and He can just as easily supply them ahead of time as afterwards, and He much prefers doing so.
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:56 am

Granted, but I'm riding it right now (smile).

I wish I had my own compy... that works!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:05 pm

Granted but you have to put in $4 to start it up.

I wish that Muskrat Love was the national anthem.
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Postby Chu-Chu » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:09 pm

Granted, but it will be played nationwide every five seconds.

I wish I had a pen....
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:15 pm

Granted, but it's out of ink. Oh yeah, and it's the unliest color you can imagine (yeah, pen color is everything)!

I wish someone would award me.. something (heh heh).
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:37 pm

Granted but it's a Golden Raspberry Award for worst actor.

I wish my wireless internet router would work again.
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Postby Icarus » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:48 pm

Granted, but only after you give it away.

I wish for more math.
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Postby Peanut » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:55 pm

Granted, but now everyone has gotten fat from to much pi...

I wish I didn't make that cheesy joke...
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:00 pm

Gramted. you made a differant cheesy joke.

I wish Cloud was real.
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Postby Chu-Chu » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:25 pm

Granted but now you're fake.

I wish it would rain.
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Postby Cuddles da Bear » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:34 pm

Granted, now it rains continuously and the world is flooded.

I wish the sun would shine.
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Postby Peanut » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:36 pm

Granted, but it shines so bright that it causes everyones eyes to burn out of their sockets...

I wish that I could see again...
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Postby Chu-Chu » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:42 pm

Granted but now you can't taste anything instead.

I wish Peanut would stop being Zarn Ishtare, he is in denial.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:13 pm

Granted, but everyone else starts being Zarn Ishtare, so the world ends up even more zarny than it was before.

I wish that Zarn, Puritan, Peanut, Pascal, and USSRGirl were going to Anime Expo this year.
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Postby WrestlingOtaku » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:14 pm

Granted but you end up missing it cause of the flu.

I wish that the AC in my car would work.
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Postby Peanut » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:23 pm

Chu-Chu wrote:I wish Peanut would stop being Zarn Ishtare, he is in denial.

I'm not in denial...I'm just incredibly lazy...

Kaligraphic wrote:I wish that Zarn, Puritan, Peanut, Pascal, and USSRGirl were going to Anime Expo this year.

Hmmm...something tells me that if this did indead come to pass...everyone at Anime Expo would either get sporked or die from an overload of randomness...anyway

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Granted, your AC in your car now has a job at McDonalds...though I have no clue what good that would do you...

I wish that I was as happy as this guy: :dance:
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