Corrupted wish game

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:42 pm

Granted, but you end up just like that guy in the Twilight Zone episode who got his glasses broken.
I wish the Da Vinci Code was never published.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:02 pm

Granted, but that's because everyone believes that kind of silly stuff anyway, so publishers rejected it as clichÃ©.

I wish my pizza house had pepperoni on it.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:21 pm

Granted, but you also get anchovies.

I wish I was the most beautiful girl in the world.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:22 pm

Granted, but you've been put into solitary confinment in order to preserve world peace. The riot beforehand was ugly...

I wish I could read the LOTR:Two Towers in a day.

Postby **Chibi_wolf454** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:25 pm

granted but it is the reduced book that's only two pages long.
I wish I had fox ears and a tail.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:26 pm

Granted, but they're in a jar.

I wish that you'd put the lid on the jar because it's starting to smell.

Postby **DaughterOfZion** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:56 pm

granted but the lid has black mold on it

i wish i had all the bishie's in the world

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:36 pm

Granted but they don't want you and all run off with someone else.

I wish I could eat all the cheesecake I wanted and never gain a pound.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:29 am

Granted, your fat and extremly poor.

I wish for the wolrds larged pizza.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:07 pm

Granted, you now own Kaligraphics house...

I wish that I lived in Olesno, Poland...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:40 pm

Granted but you live there during the Bubonic Plague.

I wish that the world was full of fairies and unicorns and mermaids.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:57 pm

Granted but your the only one who can see them and because no one believes you when you say they exist, you end up in your local asylum...

I wish that mitsuki lover also wished that dragons existed...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:58 pm

Granted, but you didn't grant that part.

I wish that Peanut would be eaten by the dragons that he would have granted existence to had mitsuki lover wished for them.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:55 pm

Granted, but the dragons come after Kaligraphic next.

I wish I knew what Kaligraphic's avatar is.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:45 pm

Granted, but your fragile mind is shattered by the revelation of my greatness.
Check my "I'm in the news" thread

I wish that Peanut hadn't given away my house.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:19 pm

Granted, but since I'm still hungry from all those cheesecakes I eat your pizza house.

I wish I had some Pepto Bismol.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:20 pm

Granted, but it has solidified into a solid chunk of pepto-bismium.

I wish that people would stop eating my house.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:06 am

Granted but a power line breaks and now there's no electricity.

I wish I had a credit card with unlimited credit and no monthly fees or interest charges.

Postby **Linksquest** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:23 am

rocklobster wrote:Granted, but you end up just like that guy in the Twilight Zone episode who got his glasses broken.

AHA! I KNEW you were going to say that... but you see... I CAN SEE WITHOUT GLASSES! mwhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :lol:

GRANTED, but purchasing that card costs $3 billion.

I wish I had an everlasting gobstopper

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:36 am

Granted, put it's the cow-pattie flavour.

I wish I was happily married.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:38 pm

Granted, but it's to an inanimate object.
(See, I'm dolphin-safe)

I wish that I had a pepperoni and olive pizza from Papa Johns in front of me at this very moment.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:50 pm

Granted but it's seven months old.

I wish I knew what Kaligraphic's avatar is supposed to be.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:25 pm

Granted but now you are forever haunted by the fact that it's what happens when you stand around with your face in a certain way all day...see your mom did warn you!

I wish that AS would show Boogiepop And Friends the live action movie.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:27 pm

Granted, but it's a dubbed version...in French.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:13 pm

Granted, the temperature has dropped to Absolute Zero...

I wish it was warmer...

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:41 pm

Granted, the temperature is now as hot as the sun.

I wish I had 20 / 20 vision.

Postby **Icarus** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:37 am

Granted, but on your way home from the Lasik surgery, you look in wonder at all the things you'd never have seen before. The leaves on trees, the blades of grass, the flies on the grill of the semi barreling towards you...

I wish for a working computer of my own.

Postby **Chu-Chu** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:11 pm

Granted, but it will fall out by the time everyone is 25.

I wish I would stop wishing things.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:52 pm

Granted but you now are eaten by the Great Wish Eater Gnome.

I wish that girls would come with an instruction manual on how to understand them.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted, but like most things girls tell you, it's completely wrong.

I wish that I had a killer pizza chef-bot.

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