Corrupted wish game

Postby **merrick** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:23 pm

granted but now they sing off-key

i wish the world was flat

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:12 pm

Granted, but so is your hearing.

I wish that I could make fire spurt out of rats' eyes.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:32 am

Granted but you start the Second Fire of London accidentally and are sued by everyone from the Royal Family to the RSPCA.

I wish that Canada would stop pretending that they're a sovereign country and let us take them over like they ought to.

Postby **Angel37** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:34 am

Granted but now Alaska and Texas are arguing again over which one of them gets to annex it and become even *bigger*
I wish my fiance` was here.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:25 pm

Granted, but you're just dreaming.

I wish I had someone to love and love me back.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:15 pm

Granted, I now love you dearly... but only on the Internet, and for all you know I'm just a script that Mith wrote late one night on a dare.

I wish that Mith would let us use images in our sigs.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:20 pm

OOC: I used to put images in my siggi, but it took up lots of room.

IC: Granted, but they all consist of Barbie and friends.

I wish I ruled in the Magic Kingdom.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:15 pm

Granted, you now have a job measuring the Magic Kingdom with a ruler. 12" at a time.

I wish that my dear Internet love wasn't ignoring my affection.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:31 pm

Granted, I love you to (heart)!

I wish I could stop listening to this sad FFsong.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:13 pm

Granted, but the next one you start listening to is even sadder. And it sticks in your brain even worse.

I wish that I didn't have But Anyway by Blues Traveler stuck in my head. (all day!)

Postby **Angel37** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:15 pm

Granted but now you have Waka Laka stuck in you head
I wish it was raining

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:31 pm

Granted... turns back time (three hours ago).

I wish there was a pizza sitting in front of me right now.

Postby **Angel37** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:33 pm

Granted but it has anchovies
I wish Trixie could order me food for free

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted, but she gets hungry and eats more then half of it. Leaving you a single grain of riice.

I wish I knew who Trixie was (the girl from American Dragon)?

Postby **Shuji** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:44 pm

Granted: Tells you, then sucks your memory through a brain probe.

I wish I could be a professional comedian.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:48 pm

Granted... you now work alongside the truck stops in front of the men's bathroom.

I wish... I could thinkl right now.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:19 pm

Granted, but the only thing you can think about is 'How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a 'Tootsie-Pop'?'

I wish Sephiroth would marry me.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:24 pm

Granted, but it's evil.. I mean good twin. The real one marries me!

I wish I was Tifa!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:28 pm

Granted, but Sephiroth kills you for being unfaithful to him and pledging your love to another on the Internet.

I wish that Sao_Sakura wasn't dead.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:34 pm

Granted, but she's now a zombie and eats your brain.

I wish I had every video game and system ever made.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:34 pm

Granted but that means you now own every copy of ET for the Atari 2600 known to man...

I wish that I was a Ninja.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:45 pm

Granted but you happen to be the lamest ninja in Hidden Leaf Village and even
Sakura's little cousin beats your butt.

I wish that they would do an S-cry-ed special where Kasuma and Ryohu beat up on
Wolverine and Cyclops from X-Men.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:26 am

Granted, but they only make one episode, to be continued.

I wish you would go post in the bump thread 1,000 times.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:56 am

Granted, but each post is 1,000,000,000,000 letters long and it lags CAA unbearably.

I wish I had long hair.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:54 am

Granted, but it's growing from your armpits.

I wish that trees would scream at random times.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:39 am

Granted, but only you can hear it.

I wish I owned a new shiney porsche that is indestructable and completely belongs to me and that I'd be allowed to drive.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:56 am

Granted...here's your shiney, new, remote controlled, scale model porshe...

I wish that I would make more money at work...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:46 pm

Granted but you have to explain to the Treasury Department why you happen to have a printing press in your cubicle.

I wish that Yomiko Readman would kick Kakashi's butt for the fun of it!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:56 pm

Granted, she literally kicks Kakashi's butt in a totally perverted (in a bad way) ova, and the things they do before that completely ruin the scene for you.

I wish that there were more pizza places near me - not just the delivery places, but places where you would actually go to to eat pizza.

Postby **Linksquest** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:46 pm

Granted: your house is now a giant cheese pizza.

I wish that I could have all the time in the world to read all the great books in the world.

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