Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:42 pm

Granted but I ate it...Yum^^

I wish that I could set Linksquest on fire...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:07 pm

Granted, but he gets all your stuff on fire too, and then you end up homeless and stuffles, with nothing but the charred corps of Linksquest, and you go to jail for arson and murder.

I wish that Iran was a major exporter of cheese.

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 pm

Granted, but only uranium filled cheese.

I wish that I could run for 3 hours without any problems.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:04 pm

Granted but the problems you usually would have while running for three hours are now affecting you whenever you do anything else for three hours...

I wish Linksquest was a giant ball of fire in outerspace far away from this planet...and galaxy...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:18 pm

Granted, but I eat him.

I wish that Peanut and Zarn Ishtare would switch avatars.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:46 pm

Granted...but alas...nothing has really changed...

I wish that Kaligraphic would stop destroying random galaxies with his giant fireyness...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:49 pm

Granted... now there is a method to the madness.

I wish that fish would randomly burst into flames. Even underwater.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:52 pm

Granted... but now all the fish in the world are angry at you and are at this very moment plotting your downfall...

I wish that I could control Black Holes...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:54 pm

Granted... you are now king of three holes in the asphalt somewhere in New York City... three random holes.

I wish that I could use compressed gas dusters on camera mirrors.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:05 pm

Granted but now you have dust in your eyes...

I wish I had the ability to control people's minds...

Postby **Jaltus-bot** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:00 pm

Granted, but you can no longer control your own mind and are subsiquently driven mad.

I wish to eat a peice of pizza.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:19 pm

Granted but that is all you can eat for all eternity...

I wish that people would actually use the pick up lines from the pick up lines from heck thread in everyday life...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:01 pm

Granted, but they use them all on you.

I wish that pizza could talk.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:10 pm

Granted but all they can only say pick up lines from the pick up lines from heck thread...and they only use them on you...

I wish that pizzas could dance.

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:10 pm

Granted, but Italy is utterly decimated by a stampede of dancing pizza.

I wish CAA had more smilies.

Postby **Icarus** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:25 pm

Granted, but for some reason, they're all about death.

I wish for more U(X) groups.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:07 pm

Granted but you have to go through the process of explaining in triplicate and in French and Latin what you mean.

I wish that Anime Unleashed would get back on the air.

Postby **Angel37** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:08 pm

Granted but they're attached to the tail of a plane in the air.

I wish my sister could get registered in CAA. XD

Postby **Rexman64** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:11 pm

Granted, but the server goes down as soon as she gets on!

I wish the server wouldn't go down when Angel's sister gets registered. XD

Postby **Angel37** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:15 pm

Granted. It goes down 2 minutes after she finally gets registered.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt that wish.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:32 pm

Granted, but your wish to undo your corrupting of another person's wish unleashes a force from the corrupted wish thread of unparralled power that causes the server to explode!

I wish Mr. T would buy us a new server to replace the one that just exploded.

Postby **Chu-Chu** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:57 am

Granted, but the server will be so expensive he may have to live on the streets after buying it.
I wish Mr. T could find a less expensive server.

Postby **Angel37** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:12 am

Granted but the sever breaks about after he buys it.

I wish we could get a decent sever, one that looks nice, and not too expensive.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:18 am

Granted, but since it only looks nice, it doesn't work to well...

I wish that we would stop making wishes about getting another server...

Postby **Chu-Chu** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:58 pm

Granted, but it will involve you being turned into a pineapple and then you will be eaten by two monkeys.
I wish monkeys didn't exist so I could eat you instead. I LOVE PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:56 pm

Granted but intead of monkeys we are now infested with Monkee imitators and you can't get anywhere for screaming teenaged girls mobbing all the Davey Jones loo
alikes.

I wish that the world was run by Ed from Cowboy Bebop.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:47 am

Granted, but the world that he is allowed to run is the world of the Teletubbies...

I wish that I would stop mentioning that chidrens TV show...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:30 am

Granted but now you are stuck mentioning that OTHER kids' show the one with the
purple dinosaur who used to be the deputy sherrif of Mayberry,North Carolina.

I wish that Japan was next to Scotland.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:33 am

Granted, but... it's just a hologram.

I wish I had a real cookie... not just a pic of one Kiba_Kun sent me.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:41 am

Granted, but it's in the shape of Barney...and it tastes like him too...

I wish that the USA would win today's soccer game...

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