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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat May 20, 2006 7:59 pm

Granted, they get back in... Taco Bell. Oh, you meant HERE?

I wish I could cook
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat May 20, 2006 8:09 pm

Granted, but everything you try to cook comes out as a cat.

I wish that I had Kagura from Inuyasha as a servant in the real world.
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sat May 20, 2006 8:15 pm

Granted, but she's clumsy as heck and shatters your priceless Ming Vase...hope you got insurance.


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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat May 20, 2006 8:49 pm

Granted, but they're made by the same people who make Warp Core Ejection Systems, so they're always off line when you need them

I wish I wasn't so proud that I thought of that
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Sat May 20, 2006 8:56 pm

Granted, but in the process of not being proud, you hyperextended your brain and are now suffering with a headache the size of Cameroon.

I wish I could live in Japan.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun May 21, 2006 4:14 am

Granted, but your house is on Mt. Fuji. And it just became active.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Sun May 21, 2006 6:41 am

Granted, but all of the characters has been redrawn into line figures.
I wish that everton would win all of the english competitions.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun May 21, 2006 12:58 pm

granted but now the competition rules have been changed so that you have to know Irish Gaelic to understand them.

I wish that Gaelic was made the national language of the U.S.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Sun May 21, 2006 1:04 pm

Granted, but everybody there then has gotten analphabetical and unable to speak.

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Postby Peanut » Sun May 21, 2006 2:55 pm

Granted but as soon as you win, Chuck Norris dethrowns you with one swift round house kick.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon May 22, 2006 11:37 am

Granted, but Chuck Norris disarms him with one swift roundhouse kick.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon May 22, 2006 11:43 am

granted but it turns out to be more annoying then Chibi-usa and Wesley Crusher combined.

I wish that strawberries were the new currency around the world.
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Postby JadePanther » Mon May 22, 2006 11:46 am

Granted, but they're all moldy and disgusting

I wish I had more time...
As vast as the world around you may seem, in actuality, it's a very small place.
The limits of your experiences, the sphere that's within your reach, Ultimately defines limits of your understanding.
The world as you know is not reality.
That is a world you have created yourself.

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Postby Jingo Jaden » Mon May 22, 2006 12:01 pm

Granted, but only more time for more work.

I wish I had enough money to finance my own huge rpg game.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue May 23, 2006 11:34 am

granted but because of copyright laws you can only sell it to Pago Pago.

I wish that Rin Tin Tin were still on tv.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Tue May 23, 2006 11:37 am

Granted, but only on channels you must pay 3 million to watch each month.

I wish I could get better grades =)
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Postby Ryusei » Tue May 23, 2006 11:48 am

Granted, but that makes you a nerd. :P

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Postby JadePanther » Tue May 23, 2006 11:56 am

Granted, but it's only a hawk doing a full nelson on a skateboard in Washington DC

I wish I had Shikamaru's abilities...
As vast as the world around you may seem, in actuality, it's a very small place.
The limits of your experiences, the sphere that's within your reach, Ultimately defines limits of your understanding.
The world as you know is not reality.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue May 23, 2006 1:10 pm

Granted, you now have the same cooking and cleaning abilities as Shikamaru.

I wish that fish would dance and sing.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue May 23, 2006 4:43 pm

Granted, but now they do commercials for Birdseye and act like the California Raisins.
I wish 4Kids never got One Piece.
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Postby Linksquest » Tue May 23, 2006 4:45 pm

Granted, they get both of them.

I wish that I could have more wishes.
DO YOU FLY FOR FUN?!

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Postby RubyJewelStone » Wed May 24, 2006 12:43 am

Granted.
But who said they'll ever come through?

I wish I had a puppy.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed May 24, 2006 10:51 am

Peanut wrote:Granted, but she dumps you as soon as she finds out you didn't grant mitsuki's wish.


D'OH! I was really tired when I posted that. Gomen.
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Postby Linksquest » Wed May 24, 2006 10:54 am

RubyJewelStone wrote:Granted.
But who said they'll ever come through?

I wish I had a puppy.


Granted, but the day you get it, it grows up to be bigger than Clifford and eats the world.

I wish I was an Oscar! because every actor would wanna piece of me!
DO YOU FLY FOR FUN?!

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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 24, 2006 12:33 pm

Granted: you're an Oscar Meyer Wiener, and you are now on the run with only the Wienerschnitzel hot dog to understand your plight.

I wish for a dish cooked with fish that's delish (ous).
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed May 24, 2006 12:36 pm

Granted but you have to go to the Amazon and get it yourself.

I wish that Nami was the central character of One Piece and that instead of the 4kids version we had the original version subbed.
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Postby Ryusei » Wed May 24, 2006 1:01 pm

Granted, but no TV channels that your sattelite provider provides carries it.

I wish I was in a band.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Wed May 24, 2006 1:09 pm

Granted, but the band only plays slooooooooooow copies of Hank Williams.

I wish I was a great artist.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 24, 2006 3:11 pm

Granted, but... oh, sorry, I thought you said grape artist. You can only paint grapes. Badly.

I wish that I had a spatula.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu May 25, 2006 11:54 am

granted but it's so heavy you need your entire block to just lift one pancake.

I wish that the next conspiracy would center around Aliens painting graffiti.
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