Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:32 pm

Granted, but they call you at home, on your mobile, on every personal number you have and any phone that even happens to be near you, all hours of the day and night.

I wish for $57.

Postby **Mega.EXE** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:37 pm

granted but they are in british pounds

i wish i could turn invisible

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:40 pm

Granted but you can nolonger interact with anything on this plane of reality.

I wish mega was a superfighting robot.

Postby **Gooseberry** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:57 pm

Granted, but he gets into a big battle and gets destroyed.

I wish I had more cats.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:01 pm

Granted, but by "cats" the genie thinks you mean "fleas"

I wish that politicians would tapdance during elections.

Postby **MomoAdachi** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:54 pm

Granted, but they do it in tacky sequin jumpsuits and matching bowler hats.
I wish I lived on Sesame Street.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:33 pm

Granted but Big Bird keeps you up at nights with his Gene Kelly impersonation.

I wish that they would allow Kagome to upgrade from bow and arrows to a Luger.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:13 pm

Granted, but now she can't get ammo and has to use it to club people over the head.

I wish that I had a solid steel statue of Julius Caesar.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:31 pm

Granted but because they couldn't read your bad handwriting you got a solid steel statue of comedian SID Caesar instead.

I wish that every time someone says Luffy gold would fall from the sky!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:02 pm

Granted, gold falls from the sky... on Mars

I wish Inu-Yasha was a mecha pilot

Postby **GrubbTheFragger** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:27 pm

Granted but the Mecha explodes when ever you say sit

I wish that pigs could fly

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:18 pm

Granted, but they also enjoy dive-bombing you.

I wish that chicken didn't taste like everything.

Postby **IZ&Trigun4life** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:58 am

granted, but now chicken is tastless!

I wish my boyfriend and I could see eachother this summer ^^

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:01 pm

Granted, but you get only get to see pictures of each other. Here's to hoping that cheesy bunny ears photograph can help you nurse the emptiness inside.

I wish people would write their wishes so they were harder to corrupt.

Postby **GrubbTheFragger** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:12 pm

granted but the wishes are backwards

tpurroc taht uoy tndlouc hsiw I

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:15 pm

Granted, but you lose the ability to post in this thread to corrupt them.

I wish that I could fly.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:22 pm

Granted but you now look like a complete dork with those wings growing out of your head.

I wish that Asuka would have punched Shinji in the nose just once during Neon
Genesis Evanglion.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:29 am

Granted, but it results in a million billion bad fanfics elaborating on the event, and you have to read EVERY ONE

I wish I could hear a tree falling in a forest without being around

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue May 02, 2006 8:01 am

Granted, but the random screams and yells from the forest keep you awake all night.

I wish they would bring back the original Thunder Megazord from the 2nd season of Power Rangers!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue May 02, 2006 12:57 pm

Granted but it is now piloted by the Evil White Ranger.

I wish that they would do a crossover between Buffy and Power Rangers Mystic Force so Xander and Xander could meet.

Postby **DrNic** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:01 am

Granted, but due to some sort of parallel universe phenomenom, they begin to merge together...and then they explode everywhere...'hands a bucket and mop'

I would like the Polysics to come back to England for a tour WITHOUT the Keiser cheifs...RIGHT NOW!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:54 pm

Granted but it costs you $3,000 U.S. for a ticket and you find out that the only other person at the concert besides you and the band is the grumpy old janitor.

I wish that they still did those old Bo Knows commercials,they were really hilarious.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:15 pm

Granted, but Bo is now Little Bo Peep, and the subject is cooking lamb stew.

I wish that huge flying pizzas would take over the world.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri May 19, 2006 6:42 pm

granted.Unfortunately all the pizzas have anchovies on them so it causes a worldwide glut on anchovy pizzas much to the disgust of those who hate anchovies.

I wish that Mitsuki would appear out of nowhere in front of my house.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat May 20, 2006 6:11 am

Granted, but now she accidentally blows it up.
I wish I had a sword like Kenshin's.

Postby **Jack Bond** » Sat May 20, 2006 8:04 am

Granted, but it appears over your head O.O

I wish my computer could be completely perfect. Better speakers, video, CPU, memory, audio card, Keyboard, mouse, and features/programs/games.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:22 am

granted but it becomes outdated the minute it arrives at your doorstep.

I wish that Tom Hanks would get a better hair cut!

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:31 am

I wish the totally random beautiful girl I'm thinking about right now would ask me out. ^O^

Postby **Peanut** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:49 pm

Granted, but she dumps you as soon as she finds out you didn't grant mitsuki's wish.

I wish that Linksquest really was an H bomb...and that my life was actually the movie "Dr. Strangelove."

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 20, 2006 7:49 pm

Granted, but you get the rest of us banned for thinking of the famous "yaaahooo" scene in a homoerotic new light.

I wish that everyone who was just banned by Peanut's wish could get back in.

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