Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:20 pm

Granted, they're now literally ON FIRE!

I wish that water could be made into boxes.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:10 am

Granted, their called ICE CUBES. Here's hoping your college doesn't have the word "Clown" or "Beauty" in front of it.

I wish I could eat bad thoughts.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:51 pm

Granted but they taste horrible and cause you throw up all the contents in your stomach.

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:01 pm

Granted as long as it is in Luzerne co.,Pennsylvania.

I wish that they would have a reality show about supermodels where they showed them in their grubbies working around the house with curlers in their hair!

Postby **DrNic** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:49 am

Granted, but they only made three episodes which are going to be repeated again and again and again and again on most satallite and digital channels for the next ten years (giving the Simpsons a run for their money).

I wish I had Kanadas bike.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:34 pm

Granted but you can only ride it in Saskatoon.

I wish that Rally Cheyenne were real and that she would buy out Time/Warner.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:47 pm

Granted, but she is evil and licenses all anime and manga and doesn't release any of it for distribution.

I wish that Rally Cheyenne was not real.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:50 pm

Granted but you get a visit from her little sister Rosa in the middle of the night when she short sheets your bed while you're in it for being so nasty to her sister.

I wish that Kirara was President and CEO of Turner Broadcasting.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:21 am

Granted, but whenever the ratings are down, Kilala turns into her saber-tooth tiger form and uses you as a scratching post.

I wish Ed (FMA) worked in a maternity ward.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:21 pm

Granted but his co-workers are Excel,Luffy and Ed from Cowboy Bebop.

I wish that they would do a crossover anime featuring Meryl from Trigun and
Merle from Escaflowne.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:26 pm

Granted, but the anime only comes on DVD and it's NOT $4.95!

I wish Vash the Stampede was the captain of the Enterprise-D!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:42 pm

Granted, but his brother crashes the ship, and insurance won't pay for it.

I wish that Ghiradelli sold chocolate bananas.

Postby **MomoAdachi** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:55 pm

Granted, but they're so expensive that even Bill Gates and the Ikea guy can barely afford them. Now you gotta wish for immeasurable material wealth, LOL!

I wish I had the ability to turn into a mermaid whenever I went swimming(I know, I got the idea from the other thread on this board I started. Can't thinking of anything more creative!

)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:23 pm

Granted, but you meet a fisherman with the magical power to turn you into sushi!

I wish that MomoAdachi hadn't been cut up and eaten by a fisherman.

Postby **MomoAdachi** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:02 am

LOL!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:03 pm

Granted but now you have to cater the fisherman's son's bar mitzvah and his daugther's wedding on the same day!

I wish that they would do a movie where Zatch Bell had to fight Pickachu.

Postby **MomoAdachi** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:49 pm

Granted, but it's only available on Beta and laserdisc.

I wish I had all the dolls and fashions on my fashion doll collecting want list.

Postby **Lyrical** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:29 am

Granted, but you have to collect them alphabetically. Start with "Aliens".

I wish laserdiscs can shoot lasers

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:55 am

Granted, but they can only shoot lasers at lemurs.

I wish that fish could talk.

Postby **GrubbTheFragger** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:59 am

Granted but they can only talk in gibberish

I wish i had a pool full of jello

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:41 pm

Granted, but it's full of fish talking gibberish.

I wish that I had a trained group of singing rats.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted but the only two songs they know are the themes from Ben and Willard.

I wish that the only Jacksons we ever heard about from now on were President Andrew Jackson and General T.J.'Stonewall' Jackson.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:58 pm

Granted. But Andrew and Stonewall form a punk rock group of undead historical figures and quite a bit of their 'dirty laundry' ends up hitting the media.

I wish I was married to Reno in real life.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:07 pm

Granted but youre a capitalist and russia never existed, and reno is a bum.

>.> I wish I was ruler of the universe

Postby **USSRGirl** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:18 pm

...>.< That was an INSULT! Not a corruption!!!! Geez why does everybody gotta tell me that Reno is a bum/alchoholic/loser?! >.<

Granted. But that position has already been filled by me. So you're ruler of the...Lego universe. And three-year-olds throw blocks at your head.

I wish a solid gold statue of my likeness would be built in Washington D.C. over the Lincoln memorial.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:10 pm

Granted, but you look just like the roof of the Lincoln Memorial.

I wish that gazebos were alive.

Postby **MomoAdachi** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:12 pm

Granted, but they talk and sing all day long and never sleep.
I wish I was a natural redhead.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:59 am

USSRGirl wrote:...>.< That was an INSULT! Not a corruption!!!! Geez why does everybody gotta tell me that Reno is a bum/alchoholic/loser?! >.<

Actually I meant more along the lines of just a random bum on the street... but whatever.

MomoAdachi wrote:Granted, but they talk and sing all day long and never sleep.
I wish I was a natural redhead.

Granted, your face is now a beautiful shade of crimson your hair however stays the same color.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:26 pm

Granted, but you break the meta-wish generator, causing a potted ficus to fall from the sky and crash through your roof.

I wish that it would rain noodles once a year.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:31 pm

Granted, but the beef broth used in the noodles destroys your car's paintjob.

I wish Sprint customers would read their bills before calling me!

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