Corrupted wish game

[Rexman64]

Granted. But as soon as you look in the mirror, you realize that you look like Ashton Kutcher.

I wish America would switch its currency to rupees.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you only have dollars, which are now worthless.

I wish that skittles fell from real-life rainbows.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted, but they are all Lima Bean flavored, and the size of watermelons, crushing heads and cars in equal amount.

I wish that Eric Forman from That 70's Show could be cooler.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you are lamer.

I wish for the secret recipe behind Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted, but you discover the conspiracy theorists were right and it's made out of genetically altered cocroach.


I wish I could take Belldandy from Ah! My Goddess to prom.

[Flying Tigers]

Granted, but everyone else stares at you as you try to french kiss a manga book.


I wish, I am able to read every person mind at will.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted, but only thoughts about Cheese in relation to world politics, and only on the Pope's birthday.

I wish I could be the Excellent apprentice Manga-Ka to Natsuki Takaya (Fruits Basket)

[Flying Tigers]

Granted, You are now the number 746th Excellent apprentice Manga-Ka to Natsuki Takaya.

I wish, for immortality.

[GrubbTheFragger]

Granted but you get to live life as a rock

i wish for alot of money

[Zarn Ishtare]

You get it, but it is all monopoly money.


I wish I could bite through steel.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now if only you could open your mouth again...

I wish that Zarn Ishtare hadn't bit through and gotten stuck on a steel fence.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted, but instead he bit into your prime tulip garden, and destroyed your chances at being a world-class gardener.


I wish I could fly.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you get shot down by military jets who think you're a training drone.

I wish you hadn't made such a mess in my garden. (really, eating tulips?)

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now you have to weed the rest of it by yourself on your hands and knees in the hottest day of July all day and night.

I wish that instead of Asuka and Shinji the second and third children were Hikari
and Pen Pen!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but Hikari and Pen^2 failed, and the world was destroyed in the next Impact.

I wish that you hadn't killed us all with your selfish desire to see a penguin pilot a huge killing machine.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted...but now I want you to meet the real head of NERV...::points to Pen-Pen::


I wish that the creators of Season One of Digimon came up with a better way for how the kids got back to Odabia. (In the orignal version, the kids hitched a ride WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER!)

[DrNic]

Granted, the beatles pass by in the yellow submarine and pick them up

I wish that soft-drinks didn't rot your teeth, then I could drink them aaaall day!

[carneman]

granted, they now melt your mouth and everything in it BUT your teeth.


i wish the internet on my home computer worked better

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now you have to learn Elvish to read it!

I wish that anime dvds were only $4.95 a piece.

[DrNic]

Granted, each piece is worth $4.95. Collect all 50 pieces and you'll have one DVD

I wish Miyavi would come over and lend me his wardrobe.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted, but he's recently purchased a line of dresses for his certain someone, and his wardrobe gets mixed up with it by mistake. Here's to hoping you look good in a low-cut gown.


I wish grown-men wouldn't dress like girls.

[White Raven]

Granted, but all the men take it to extreme, and end up wearing pants that show their butt crack.
So they can look more manly.

I wish my car’s gas tank would refill it’s self every night.

[Dante]

granted, your gas tank now fills up with sugar every night.

I wish that Temulin would be happy for the rest of her days.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted, but it's because you two got married, and you are in a permanent state of shock and horror for the rest of your days. Here's to hoping your Honeymoon doesn't destroy the world.


I wish Rabid and Gypsy would actually get married instead of just talking about it.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you have to drive them to their honeymoon which will be in Barrow,Alaska in the middle of December!

I wish that Kes had never left Voyager.

[Dante]

Granted, just as Kes is about to leave Voyager, the starship explodes killing him and destroying the ship.

I wish that F_g=m1*m2*G/r^2

[DrNic]

Granted, saddly that equation means that everybody on earth has four sets of feet instead of hands. Good luck playing video games guys!

I wish that I could order a pizza from pizza hut...and L'arc En Ciel would deliver it to my door...oh, and non-of the toppings have gone off ('shifty eyes').

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but because he had to drive so slowly you don't get it until Doomsday and you still have to pay the $4,000,000,0000,0000.75 bill.

I wish Batman could team up with Vash.

[Ingemar]

Granted, but then Vash accidentally kills Batman.

I wish I had a very high paying job that involved beautiful women that IS NOT being a pimp.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted, you are the favored mortician of super models and movie starts everywhere. Enjoy secretly filling out bodies to resist the accusations of buliema against the deceased!


I wish Morticians weren't so cool.