Corrupted wish game

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:15 pm

Granted, but they are capitalist gummy bears.

I wish Gummy worms wiggled when you ate them

Postby **Dytae** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:15 pm

Granted! But they all have no taste!

I wish all junk food was good for you.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:46 pm

Granted! But they all taste like over-ripe brussel sprouts!

I wish I had a cute angel's e-mail adress.

Postby **Da Rabid Duckie** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:48 pm

Granted! Your email address is now sweetbelldandy@gmail.com!

I wish I was appreciated more around here... :p

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:58 pm

Granted! But your appreciated for all the wrong reasons.

I wish I lad long, silky black hair.

Postby **Nate** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:04 pm

Granted. But it's not on your head.

I wish I could get out of this funk. -.-

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:19 pm

Granted, but now you are da funk-E.

I wish I know what schmizzle was, fizzle!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:52 pm

Granted, but you lose the ability to use any style of communication other than ebonics.

I wish that I hadn't effectively given up post #1337 in this thread.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:12 pm

GRanted but now you have to wait in line all over again.

I wish that the meaning of life was just watching anime with your kitty.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:12 pm

Granted, but you only get to watch Tamala 2010, over and over and over again...

I wish pigs could transform into robots

Postby **USSRGirl** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:25 pm

Granted. But then bacon tastes like metal.

I wish Goro Miyazaki would hurry up on his next film.

Postby **Nate** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:29 pm

Granted, but it really sucks because it was so rushed.

I wish we'd get six inches of snow here.

Postby **Rexman64** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:43 pm

Granted, but-- it... uh... melts...

...

I wish I could've thought of something decent there.

Postby **Sakura's Wings** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:24 pm

Granted, but no oneelse can come up with any thing better either

I wish everyone will go read my pom Black Wine in teh poetry section adn pray for my friend (look in the prayer room).............too bad thei wish had to be corrupted......waaaaaaaaaa

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:19 pm

Granted and granted it's not corrupted since you pay me $400 Confederate to not corrupt it.

I wish that the next Power Rangers were subtitled in German!

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:34 pm

Granted, the subtitles where done by Ramnstein.

I wish I wasn't allergic to peanuts...

Postby **Rexman64** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:40 pm

Granted, but now you're allergic to girls.

I wish I liked salmon.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:43 pm

Granted...but the salmon that you fell in love with is now being hugged by avacado and seaweed topped with wasabi and soy sauce. Yum.

I wish Kyo and Kagura (Fruits Basket) got married!

Postby **Nate** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:58 pm

Granted, but since Kagura doesn't really love Kyou, and vice-versa, it ends up in a bitter divorce. Ouch.

I wish Hope had a better internet connection than dialup.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:49 pm

Granted but now to get on you have to turn to ESPN on a full moon...

I wish that there was a Air Trigun for real just to see what kind of donuts and pudding they would serve!

Postby **Kanerou** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:01 pm

Granted, but every third Sunday, someone blows it up trying to capture/kill Vash.

I wish I had Wolfwood's cross (nevermind that I can't carry it).

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:47 pm

Granted but now instead of guns it holds all of Millie's favorite puddings.

I wish that everyone had a tail like Goku.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:18 am

Granted, but as a result all civilization is destroyed when there's a full moon

I wish we all had superpowers

Postby **Dante** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:29 am

Granted but after gaining all of the superpowers on the earth, everyone hates you, as a result you are destroyed by a massive alliance of minor countries.

(PS do you go to Wake Forest University, how are the teachers there, are they nice do they give alot of As in the science program?)

I want everyone to know and have the philosophical concept "the good"

Postby **Rexman64** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:29 am

Granted, but now we all have to wear spandex.

EDIT: GRAAAHHRR!!! Late! Granted... But I can't corrupt it since I won't know what it means until it's granted.

I wish the Hulk, the only superhero who actually needs a spandex costume, got one.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:00 pm

Granted but it happens to be a hand me down from Sue 'The Invisible Woman'
Richards nee Storm.

I wish that Ringo Starr would be made King of England.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:42 pm

Granted, but he outlaws anime and generally conducts a despotic reign of terror, killing millions of people, and spends the entire wealth of the nation funding global terrorism.

I wish that Ringo Starr would not be made King of England.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:50 pm

Granted, but instead of becoming King of England, he becomes President and C.E.O. of Walt Disney, and in a merger with Microsoft, takes over the world...excluding england.

I wish MSP would change his avy back to teh bunny.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:40 pm

Granted but the Bunny now most be worshipped by eating at least one chocolate
bunny a day until Easter!

I wish that they invented a way of ordering through thinking.

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:33 pm

Granted, but you'll get your Chinese food order mixed up with your day dreams of owning a small island, so instead of Lo Mein you'll recieve a very large bill for a small home in the American Samoas....

I wish that I was pretty like Ashton Kutcher.

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