Corrupted wish game

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:24 pm

Without a doubt. But, sadly, with petunias on the side. Sorry.

I wish I knew what I just granted Ingemar.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:26 pm

Granted. You did. In the Biblical sense.

I wish that doesn't mean EricTheFred committed a sin.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:54 am

Granted, but not in the biblical sence.

I wish for the answer.

Postby **Nate** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:59 am

Granted, but you don't know the question.

I wish it was easier to level up Pokemon.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:34 am

Granted, but the TV show NEVER ENDS!

I wish that I could spend the day with Scar from FMA.

Postby **Jaltus-bot** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:43 am

Granted, but he is the last living, non-microbial being you will see in this life.

I wish for more sour punch straws.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:57 am

Granted, but theyre so sour noone with a tongue can use them.

I wish for more people on this site.

Postby **Jaltus-bot** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:14 pm

Granted, but they post so much that you can never keep track of a thread no matter what you do and their presence eventually causes the server for this site to repeatedly crash until Ashley desides that the money she has to spend to keep improving it isn't worth it and the site goes down. In the mean time, whenever you look at a thread, you realize that the mods are powerless to keep up with the hords of perverse language.

I wish I knew how to skate.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:20 pm

Granted, but you think your ice skates will work on land.

I wish it would snow more.

Postby **Jaltus-bot** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:49 pm

Granted, but it snows all year long and you are trapped in your home 3 months of the year from the hieght of the snow. Energy supplies run short, plunging your county into a desparate competition of expensive energy guzzling. All your family can afford to eat seems like crumbs. The cold still seeps in at night, chilling your room, no matter how many blankets you sleep under. Indeed, there has never been anything like it.

I wish it would not rain when I went to work this winter.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:45 pm

Granted but your new job now takes you to the South Pole where you have to take a census of all the penguins.

I wish that they would cancel Boondocks and Hooper and Stokes and replace them with Ranma 1/2 and Maison Ikkoku.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:38 am

Granted, but the only shows they air other then those two are Aqua Team Hunger Force.

I wish... Hm. I wish every terrorist's hair would fall out and there skin would turn blue!

Postby **Nate** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:50 am

Granted, but shunned by the world, they become Underpants Gnomes and sneak into your house late at night and steal your underpants, for it is phase one of their plan.

I wish the snow falling here wouldn't melt. -.-

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:24 am

((So THERE the ones who have been stealing my underpants!))

Granted, but where you are becomes so snowy it becomes known as Antarctilaska.

I wish Vegeta would be punished for being such a jerk!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:20 pm

Granted but now Trunks has become the biggest jerk on DBZ.

I wish that Bulma would become the most popular character on Dragonball.

Postby **Jack Bond** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:25 pm

Granted, but she becomes really boring.

I wish the weather stayed like it was yesterday morning. Cloudy and dark.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:50 pm

Granted, but now you are forever labeld gothica!

I wish I could find true love like something from a romance comic.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:05 pm

Granted. But as seen in Fone Bone (most romantic comic book of all time) your hubby ends up beings three feet tall with a nose the size of a grapefruit. Your stuck in a pitiful relationship because you're just too nice to leave 'em, but constantly have to order a booster seat every time you go out to dinner. Your friends gossip about you. X.x

I wish my novel would be published.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:19 pm

Granted, But only three people ever read it.

I wish I could be an angel.

Postby **Rexman64** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:24 pm

Granted, but now you've got anoying little kids on desert planets asking "Are you an angel?" all the time.

I wish I could be a semicolon.

Postby **Gala** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:48 pm

granted, but people always put you in the wrong place in a sentence

i wish i was a flying kiwi (the animal)

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:19 pm

Granted, but poachers are constantly after you for your delicious fruity flavor!

I wish That I was rich, famous, and immune to the media!

Postby **Ingemar** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:30 pm

Granted.

You are rich in cholesterol.

You are famous for blowing up the Great Wall of China.

You are immune to liquid media. Which is bad... if you are a bacterium.

Uh, I wish Fate/Stay Night would move a bit faster.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:11 pm

Granted but now it is moving so fast you need to have warp 9 to keep up with it.

I wish that I would get off my doff and get my Sailor Mercury website done.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:48 pm

Granted. But your obssession with Sailor Mercury leads you to eat mass quanities of fish containing unhealthy levels of mercury. You wind up in the hospital for the rest of your life. later you learn that someone has hacked your website and turned it into a Tron Bonne fan site.

I wish my guinea pig had a tail...

Postby **Da Rabid Duckie** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:53 pm

USSRGirl wrote:Granted. But your obssession with Sailor Mercury leads you to eat mass quanities of fish containing unhealthy levels of mercury. You wind up in the hospital for the rest of your life. later you learn that someone has hacked your website and turned it into a Tron Bonne fan site.

I wish my guinea pig had a tail...

Granted, but now Professor Baba-Gnosh Scudamour has the idea that he is now a monkey.

I bet you're wondering how I knew that... :p

I wish I had a real-life nekomimi.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:00 pm

!!!!!!!!!

:: Gets really spooked ::

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!!!!!!! You're somebody I know. WHO WHO WHO?????

Granted. But the Nekomimi goes insane and eats your head. XD

Postby **Nate** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:03 pm

Hey! You forgot to make a wish!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:05 pm

Hey, so did you kae!

Postby **USSRGirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:14 pm

Ooops. I'll get it goin' again.

I wish gummy bears grew on trees.

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