Corrupted wish game

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:52 am

Granted, but you have to get up and go to work, now...

(Coincidentally, something like this actually happened to me, once, a long time ago. They called it a "graduation." It was a TRICK! THEY TRICKED ME!!!!)

I wish I hadn't let my violin skills get so rusty. I haven't practiced regularly in nearly a year...

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:13 am

Granted, but they throw icky stuff at you before taking you away.

I wish I was Sailor Moon!

Postby **Rexman64** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:14 am

Not granted.

I wish I were really one of the tomatoes.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:16 am

Granted. But you get eaten by a vegetarian for not granting my wish!

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner.

Postby **Rexman64** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:19 am

(Heh... I was expecting something involving ketchup...)

Granted, and now everyone is in love with you. Of course, when you're edible, that's not really a good thing.

I wish I knew what the heck those Curling players are supposed to be doing.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:38 am

Granted, your Pricess Leigha(sp).

I wish for a 32 hour day.

Postby **Jack Bond** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:42 am

Granted, except I'm nobody's sister and I aint over acting anyway.

I wish Ratrace's wish of GN becoming a monkey would be granted.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:42 pm

Granted but you now have an insane Heero piloting you until you smack right dab into the Freedom from Gundam Seed and Kira destroys you.

I wish that I had Sailor Mercury's IQ and Vash's donut collection.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:46 pm

Granted, but you're wearing Sailor Mercury's uniform and Vash's hairdo...

I wish Nightow would give poor Vash a break and stop tearing his body up so much.

Postby **Jack Bond** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:28 pm

Granted. The scars have been replaced with pink tattoos. (You did mean the scars right?)

I wish for world peace.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:49 pm

Granted, *Peanut presses the nuke the world button which kills everyone in the world except him. Peanut then resolves the innner conflicts within himself which drove him to such an action*

I feel lonely, I wish everyone was alive again...

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:09 pm

They are, but they are really tacked at you, and have voted to make you write "I will never nuke the entire world again" on the chalkboard ten billion times.

I wish everyone has a happy and warm St. Valentine's Day.

Postby **Ingemar** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:37 pm

Granted, but that's because everyone is high on marijuana... and a massive heatwave takes over the planet.

I wish I had a loving wife.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:04 pm

"rule the word"... "rule the word"... I'll grant it as soon as I can figure out what it is, Sir Kraine...

I wish USSRGirl great success in her fledgling glorious revolution

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:48 pm

Granted, but the Union is soon trampled by Ayn Rand-worshipping Libertarians.

I wish I knew Rin Tohsaka (NOT in the Biblical sense).

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:58 pm

Granted, but he has amnesia.

I wish there were more anime fans in Louisiana...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:22 pm

Granted but they all end up to be Sesshie obssessed fangirls!

I wish that they would show the live action version of Sailor Moon on Toon Disney.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:43 pm

Granted, but its dubbed...

I wish... um... that I knew what to wish for.

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:47 pm

Granted, you wish for tube socks.

I wish KhakiBlueSocks knew that Rin Tohsaka was female (points at avatar).

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:32 am

Granted. He now knows that she WAS female... before the "incident"...

I wish people would be better prepared when it comes time to make their wish!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:31 pm

Granted but now everyone wishes that you were a pink Haro from Gundam Seed.

I wish that the Mariners would win the AL Championship this year and Ichiro would get MVP of the World Series.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:38 am

Granted, but they lose in the World Series to the Astros and Ichiro, whom they foolishly traded early in the season...

I wish I could get the TV back so I could watch my "netflix". Its Olympics 24-7 in my house right now!

Postby **ClosetOtaku** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:25 am

Granted, but you then notice you've been denied an electrical outlet.

I wish all the computers that showed I owed money to someone would accidentally re-route my bills to Donald Trump who, in an act of true philanthropy, would pay them for the next year.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:54 pm

Granted but he pays all your bills in 1862 Confederate dollars.

I wish that they would allow poor Chuckles...er...I mean Charles..to be king.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:52 pm

Granted, but it's during the french revolution

I wish Kyosuke Date from Soultaker and Prince Diamond form Sailor Moon would fight over me.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:36 pm

Granted--they fight, and use YOU as a platform.

I wish... hm.... that I would be hacked into little pieces and that my remains would be immolated.

Postby **Naga Kisaki** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:43 pm

(Hmmm... being a platform might not be too bad if I'm under those two...)

Granted, but gravediggers gather your remains and sell them to mad scientist.

I wish not to get banned for the suggestive comment at the top of the reply.

Postby **Rexman64** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:52 pm

Granted. Everyone knows that comments like that are only suggestive and sexist if a guy makes them.

I WISH FOR GREAT COMRADE TEMULIN-SAMA'S EMPIRE TO REACH EVERY CORNER OF THE EARTH, SQUASHING CAPITALIST DOGS EVERYWHERE!!

*deep breath*

FOR THE WORKERS!!!

POBEDA TEMUOPLIS!!!!

*passes out*

Postby **Da Rabid Duckie** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:55 pm

Granted. That was fun.

I wish for fish.

Postby **Ingemar** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:19 pm

Granted--but the FISH you get is a Fluorescence In Situ Hybridization of your 6th chromosome.

I wish badabish tish gish upon the razor with a laser named Usui Hisui Ramachandran.

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