Granted. Unfortunately I don't know who Jack Bauer is ( :blush: ) and go for the first closest thing that comes into my mind... Black Jack!
... who gets a broken leg. And fixes it.
I wish I was the uber doctor like Black Jack!
Corrupted wish game
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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Granted, but because you wern't too specific, you wind up in a deck of cards with a stethescope.
I wish my car could talk back to me!
I wish my car could talk back to me!
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation
Check out my new anime review blog, "The Cajun Samurai"
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KhakiBlueSocks - Posts: 2675
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Granted, but your banana-mobile won't fit in the garage but goes bad in the sun. You also spend hundreds painting over the mysterious brown spots that appear on its hull from time to time.
I wish.... I wish we could pull bishies here from the anime world. (How many problems can we find with that? *starts counting*)
"You've gotta speak about those things you don't currently see as though they already exist. Back in the beginning, God didn't look into space and say, 'Gee, it's dark.' He called light into existence."
Gotta Getta Gundam.
Gotta Getta Gundam.
Raiden no Kishi (post: 1218170) wrote:Also, I hope never to hear "Nate" and "prance" in the same sentence again . . .
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Kanerou - Posts: 317
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Ouch. Hadn't thought of that one.
Granted, but cleaning toilets in a single swipe only gets you so far.
Granted, but cleaning toilets in a single swipe only gets you so far.
"You've gotta speak about those things you don't currently see as though they already exist. Back in the beginning, God didn't look into space and say, 'Gee, it's dark.' He called light into existence."
Gotta Getta Gundam.
Gotta Getta Gundam.
Raiden no Kishi (post: 1218170) wrote:Also, I hope never to hear "Nate" and "prance" in the same sentence again . . .
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Kanerou - Posts: 317
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Granted but it has to do with squirrels running the government!
I wish that Usagi was President and Vash was Vice President.
I wish that Usagi was President and Vash was Vice President.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted but they are all made by chipmunks working on Apple Macintosh who stumbled on to the site while looking for pictures of Chip And Dale from Rescue Rangers.
I wish that the world would rewind to 1987.
I wish that the world would rewind to 1987.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted, but then someone looses the remote and is too lazy to get up from their armchair to press the buttons on the world's video player and we all get stuck in rewind.
I wish we didn't.
I wish we didn't.
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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- Location: Studentville, New Zealand
Granted, but when we stop in 1987, we commit suicide because of the terrible fashion trends.
I wish that high school was over.
I wish that high school was over.
Formerly known as haru_bay_nay
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"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28
"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams." --Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
“To put alcohol in the human is like putting sand in the bearing of an engine." --Thomas Edison
[color="RoyalBlue"][font="Trebuchet MS"]The simplest way that I can understand therapy is that we're born a certain way, we're taught to be something different, and we spend our whole lives trying to unravel it and ultimately align ourselves with who we really are. Life, experiences, traumas -- whatever -- they all add up to make you some altered version of what you are. So there's this battle that goes on between what you are and what you become, and it's been very important for me to unravel what I was taught to be or what I became. and to draw a direct parallel to music -- the closer I get back to being who I really am, the stronger the music gets..." --Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins frontman)[/font][/color]
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"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28
"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams." --Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
“To put alcohol in the human is like putting sand in the bearing of an engine." --Thomas Edison
[color="RoyalBlue"][font="Trebuchet MS"]The simplest way that I can understand therapy is that we're born a certain way, we're taught to be something different, and we spend our whole lives trying to unravel it and ultimately align ourselves with who we really are. Life, experiences, traumas -- whatever -- they all add up to make you some altered version of what you are. So there's this battle that goes on between what you are and what you become, and it's been very important for me to unravel what I was taught to be or what I became. and to draw a direct parallel to music -- the closer I get back to being who I really am, the stronger the music gets..." --Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins frontman)[/font][/color]
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Fionn Fael - Posts: 197
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Granted, but that's because the world converts to kiwi speak and now called High School 'college' like all sensible people should. College is now University. SO you really don't escape at all, I'm afraid.
I wish we all converted to speaking like kiwi's (New Zealanders).
College is now University. SO you really don't escape at all, I'm afraid.
I wish we all converted to speaking like kiwi's (New Zealanders).
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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Granted, but no one can communicate because so few of the population are native New Zealanders. International relationships go horribly wrong. Allies quickly become enemies, and the world economy crashes, just before a nuclear war destroys the earth.
I wish I could go to sleep.
I wish I could go to sleep.
Formerly known as haru_bay_nay
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"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28
"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams." --Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
“To put alcohol in the human is like putting sand in the bearing of an engine." --Thomas Edison
[color="RoyalBlue"][font="Trebuchet MS"]The simplest way that I can understand therapy is that we're born a certain way, we're taught to be something different, and we spend our whole lives trying to unravel it and ultimately align ourselves with who we really are. Life, experiences, traumas -- whatever -- they all add up to make you some altered version of what you are. So there's this battle that goes on between what you are and what you become, and it's been very important for me to unravel what I was taught to be or what I became. and to draw a direct parallel to music -- the closer I get back to being who I really am, the stronger the music gets..." --Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins frontman)[/font][/color]
Adopted by KhakiBlueSocks!
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"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28
"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams." --Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
“To put alcohol in the human is like putting sand in the bearing of an engine." --Thomas Edison
[color="RoyalBlue"][font="Trebuchet MS"]The simplest way that I can understand therapy is that we're born a certain way, we're taught to be something different, and we spend our whole lives trying to unravel it and ultimately align ourselves with who we really are. Life, experiences, traumas -- whatever -- they all add up to make you some altered version of what you are. So there's this battle that goes on between what you are and what you become, and it's been very important for me to unravel what I was taught to be or what I became. and to draw a direct parallel to music -- the closer I get back to being who I really am, the stronger the music gets..." --Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins frontman)[/font][/color]
Adopted by KhakiBlueSocks!
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Fionn Fael - Posts: 197
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Granted, but then you have to wait a thousand years to be awakened by a very confused frog.
I wish I had a penguin shaped waffle.
I wish I had a penguin shaped waffle.
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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Granted. the cat eats it before you can
I wish I had a plasma tv
I wish I had a plasma tv
C.T.'s pet chipmunk and daughter. I love my daddy and mommy!
C.T.= Daddy
AgentSmith700=Mommy!
Pets/People I've adopted:
-Sunako (Half Kitty)
-Wingzero22 (Wolf)
-Nami (Tiger)
-Ky Kiske (something from the ocean ^^;;;; )
-Firestorm (Flame kitty)
-Sonic_13
-Sakura15 (wolf)
-Agentsmith700 (Yes i adopted my mother...he's a turtle! X3)
Granddaughter: Shadowchild
C.T.= Daddy
AgentSmith700=Mommy!
Pets/People I've adopted:
-Sunako (Half Kitty)
-Wingzero22 (Wolf)
-Nami (Tiger)
-Ky Kiske (something from the ocean ^^;;;; )
-Firestorm (Flame kitty)
-Sonic_13
-Sakura15 (wolf)
-Agentsmith700 (Yes i adopted my mother...he's a turtle! X3)
Granddaughter: Shadowchild
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Banana-chan - Posts: 250
- Joined: Wed May 19, 2004 10:00 am
- Location: Everywhere but there...=3
Granted, but its made out of that weird plasma stuff you see in sci-fi movies and quickly loses its form and reception, rendering it useless.
I use I had control over all fire and was immune to being burned!
I use I had control over all fire and was immune to being burned!
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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- Location: Earth
Granted you are hit on the head by a random bit of paper being blown overhead by the blue bird of happiness before he bites you on the nose.
I wish that the new national anthem was the theme from Green Acres!
I wish that the new national anthem was the theme from Green Acres!
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but it's the national anthem of Japan, and since they have no idea what the lyrics are (or mean) and don't even know what Green Acres is, the citizens revolt and kill the emperor. Japan reverts back to its Shogunistic ways and falls into civil war. Eventually, the entire race is obliterated, destroying the chance of new authentic anime ever being produced.
I wish my throat didn't taste like shag carpet that's never been washed.
I wish my throat didn't taste like shag carpet that's never been washed.
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Fionn Fael - Posts: 197
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Granted, it tastes like FRESHLY WASHED shag carpet. Mmmmm chemicals.
I wish I had an everlasting box of tim tams biscuits like in the ad!
I wish I had an everlasting box of tim tams biscuits like in the ad!
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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- Location: Studentville, New Zealand
Granted but they turn to crumbs when you start opening them.
I wish that women wouldn't dress like men so often.
I wish that women wouldn't dress like men so often.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted. As a result of driving a giant robot, you become prone to irritating whinning and poiltless philosophizing due to your constant angst
I wish I could watch any Studio Ghibli movie I want any time I want... WITH SUBTITLES THAT ARE IN ENGLISH!!!
I wish I could watch any Studio Ghibli movie I want any time I want... WITH SUBTITLES THAT ARE IN ENGLISH!!!
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, but you are exiled to a remote, uninhabited, desert island for being too intelligent.
I wish I had curly hair.
I wish I had curly hair.
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Fionn Fael - Posts: 197
- Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:08 pm
- Location: Owl Freckles
Granted. They reduce anything to ash in .0002 seconds
I wish trees could fly
I wish trees could fly
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted... but they only fly into you.. and only when YOU pass them.. You end up dying in about 4 seconds.
I wish I had a cute, nice, immortal, medium sized( as in fits in the palm of my hand) talking (only nice things) little bunny!
I wish I had a cute, nice, immortal, medium sized( as in fits in the palm of my hand) talking (only nice things) little bunny!
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- Location: Near insanity!
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