Okay, Granted but all the bishies look exactly the same.
I wish I didn't have cavities in my teeth.
Corrupted wish game
Granted, your teeth have now rotted to the point where you no longer have teeth, much less cavities in them.
I wish that all the good tasting things in the world, like chocolate, cheesecake, pizza, and anything deep fried was actually comprised of healthy vitamins, and eating them would cause you to suffer no ill health effects.
I wish that all the good tasting things in the world, like chocolate, cheesecake, pizza, and anything deep fried was actually comprised of healthy vitamins, and eating them would cause you to suffer no ill health effects.
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KojiroMusashi - Posts: 38
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- Location: Alberta, Canada
Granted but you will now be hunted down by a mob of angry nutrionists and be forced to eat spinach until you turn into either Popeye or the Hulk.
I wish that they would do Star Trek as written by Rumiko Takahashi!
I wish that they would do Star Trek as written by Rumiko Takahashi!
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
*shudders* I think that one speaks for itself; it's twisted enough already. But Kuno as Riker would be funny. o.0 Someone should make that parody.
I wish I were taller.
I wish I were taller.
"You've gotta speak about those things you don't currently see as though they already exist. Back in the beginning, God didn't look into space and say, 'Gee, it's dark.' He called light into existence."
Gotta Getta Gundam.
Gotta Getta Gundam.
Raiden no Kishi (post: 1218170) wrote:Also, I hope never to hear "Nate" and "prance" in the same sentence again . . .
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Kanerou - Posts: 317
- Joined: Wed May 25, 2005 3:25 pm
- Location: Somewhere you aren't, most likely
Granted, but you have trouble fitting in as a Wookie.
I wish I was Miyazaki's best friend and Takahashi's neighbor.
I wish I was Miyazaki's best friend and Takahashi's neighbor.
May the Lord bless you and keep you.
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
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EricTheFred - Posts: 1691
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- Location: Garland, TX
Granted. Now there's three people.. 4 cats, 2 squirels and a goat
I wish Darth Vader had a really cool car
I wish Darth Vader had a really cool car
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted, but now its all tatty from use and has bunny hair on it. He'll have to wait a while longer while it gets dry-cleaned or whatever the Star Wars equivalent is. o_O
I wish I had the star wars equivalent of a dry cleaning place. Oh, and that I knew what such an equivalent would be. (Or perhaps I am too greedy in my wishing).
I wish I had the star wars equivalent of a dry cleaning place. Oh, and that I knew what such an equivalent would be. (Or perhaps I am too greedy in my wishing).
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A sci-fi drama webcomic updating Thursdays.
PG-13. Rating description here.
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A sci-fi drama webcomic updating Thursdays.
PG-13. Rating description here.
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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- Location: Studentville, New Zealand
Granted, but you had to hire Jar Jar Binks to work the front counter.
(Fixed the cross-posting. The original was
Granted, but now Darth Bunny is really, really, ticked at you.)
I wish they would make an Anime about a Magical Girl who actually had some brains.
(Fixed the cross-posting. The original was
Granted, but now Darth Bunny is really, really, ticked at you.)
I wish they would make an Anime about a Magical Girl who actually had some brains.
May the Lord bless you and keep you.
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
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EricTheFred - Posts: 1691
- Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:26 pm
- Location: Garland, TX
Granted, but in the universe the story is set in 'brains' refers to money. So she has money. *crickets chirrup* lol
I wish I had a cool viking helmet like EricTheFred
I wish I had a cool viking helmet like EricTheFred
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
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- Location: Studentville, New Zealand
granted, the fee costs your life savings.
i wish life is fair.
i wish life is fair.
Some days are dry 
Some days are leaky
Some days come clean 
Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us 
Some days are better than others
-U2 ,"some days are better than others"
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snow_Rock - Posts: 88
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 am
- Location: there's gotta be a way outta here
Granted:
Life sucks, dealwith it
I wish i was married
Life sucks, dealwith it
I wish i was married
Alot of teens have tried smoking pot. I know, I've smelled it in my high schools bathroom stalls. Everytime I come out of one of them, some gang guys come and ask if they can have a joint. I just stare at them for awhile and walk off. If you're one of those "few" who don't smoke either, then copy and paste this in your signature.
BILBO'S LAST SONG:
Day is ended, dim my eyes,
but journey long before me lies.
Farewell, Friends! I hear the call.
The ship's beside the stony wall.
Foam is white and waves are grey;
beyond the sunset leads my way.
Foam is salt, the wind is free;
I hear the rising of the sea.
Farewell, Friends! The sails are set,
the wind is east, the moorings fret.
Shadows long before me lie,
beneath the everbending sky,
but islands lie behind the Sun,
that I shall rise ere all is done;
lands there are to west of West,
where night is quiet and sleep is rest.
Guided by the lonely star,
beyond the utmost harbour bar
I'll find the havens fair and free,
and beaches of the Starlit Sea.
Ship, my ship! I seek the west,
and fields, and mountains ever blest.
Farewell to middle earth at last.
I see the star above your mast.
JRR TOLKEIN
Check out my msn Space:
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BILBO'S LAST SONG:
Day is ended, dim my eyes,
but journey long before me lies.
Farewell, Friends! I hear the call.
The ship's beside the stony wall.
Foam is white and waves are grey;
beyond the sunset leads my way.
Foam is salt, the wind is free;
I hear the rising of the sea.
Farewell, Friends! The sails are set,
the wind is east, the moorings fret.
Shadows long before me lie,
beneath the everbending sky,
but islands lie behind the Sun,
that I shall rise ere all is done;
lands there are to west of West,
where night is quiet and sleep is rest.
Guided by the lonely star,
beyond the utmost harbour bar
I'll find the havens fair and free,
and beaches of the Starlit Sea.
Ship, my ship! I seek the west,
and fields, and mountains ever blest.
Farewell to middle earth at last.
I see the star above your mast.
JRR TOLKEIN
Check out my msn Space:
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- Shogun12
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:20 pm
granted but it's to some old, old OLD person that is the opposite of what you want in a marrage
i wish i had my dream job
i wish i had my dream job
Jesus gives you wiiings!
I find your lack of faith disturbing... -Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
^_^x Who loves Rurouni Kenshin?
(O-O) <-----glasses pride
I find your lack of faith disturbing... -Darth Vader, Star Wars A New Hope
^_^x Who loves Rurouni Kenshin?
(O-O) <-----glasses pride
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carneman - Posts: 85
- Joined: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:37 pm
- Location: a guest on earth for my home is in hevan
Granted:
but you bottle glue. and make 3$ an hour
I wish i was a pro skateboarder
but you bottle glue. and make 3$ an hour
I wish i was a pro skateboarder
Alot of teens have tried smoking pot. I know, I've smelled it in my high schools bathroom stalls. Everytime I come out of one of them, some gang guys come and ask if they can have a joint. I just stare at them for awhile and walk off. If you're one of those "few" who don't smoke either, then copy and paste this in your signature.
BILBO'S LAST SONG:
Day is ended, dim my eyes,
but journey long before me lies.
Farewell, Friends! I hear the call.
The ship's beside the stony wall.
Foam is white and waves are grey;
beyond the sunset leads my way.
Foam is salt, the wind is free;
I hear the rising of the sea.
Farewell, Friends! The sails are set,
the wind is east, the moorings fret.
Shadows long before me lie,
beneath the everbending sky,
but islands lie behind the Sun,
that I shall rise ere all is done;
lands there are to west of West,
where night is quiet and sleep is rest.
Guided by the lonely star,
beyond the utmost harbour bar
I'll find the havens fair and free,
and beaches of the Starlit Sea.
Ship, my ship! I seek the west,
and fields, and mountains ever blest.
Farewell to middle earth at last.
I see the star above your mast.
JRR TOLKEIN
Check out my msn Space:
http://spaces.msn.com/members/c-crib3
BILBO'S LAST SONG:
Day is ended, dim my eyes,
but journey long before me lies.
Farewell, Friends! I hear the call.
The ship's beside the stony wall.
Foam is white and waves are grey;
beyond the sunset leads my way.
Foam is salt, the wind is free;
I hear the rising of the sea.
Farewell, Friends! The sails are set,
the wind is east, the moorings fret.
Shadows long before me lie,
beneath the everbending sky,
but islands lie behind the Sun,
that I shall rise ere all is done;
lands there are to west of West,
where night is quiet and sleep is rest.
Guided by the lonely star,
beyond the utmost harbour bar
I'll find the havens fair and free,
and beaches of the Starlit Sea.
Ship, my ship! I seek the west,
and fields, and mountains ever blest.
Farewell to middle earth at last.
I see the star above your mast.
JRR TOLKEIN
Check out my msn Space:
http://spaces.msn.com/members/c-crib3
- Shogun12
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:20 pm
Granted, but since all the good sponsorships have been taken, already, you get most of your endorsement income advertising "My Little Pony" and Dr. Scholl's
I wish I had my helmet back...
I wish I had my helmet back...
May the Lord bless you and keep you.
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
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EricTheFred - Posts: 1691
- Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:26 pm
- Location: Garland, TX
Granted but you have to wrestle The Rock to get it back!
I wish that they did a crossover between Inuyasha and Dr.Who.
I wish that they did a crossover between Inuyasha and Dr.Who.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but it's a lousy fanfic with inacurate characterizations, sloppy story, lousy continuity and poor spelling
I wish I could write a GOOD five page paper in five minutes
I wish I could write a GOOD five page paper in five minutes
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, but then you get accused of plagerism and fail any ways.
I wish I could have a powerful graphics workstion, insted of a pentium II machiene.
I wish I could have a powerful graphics workstion, insted of a pentium II machiene.
Adopted by: 1BalloonPopper
(\_/) [color=royalblue]"We are the Bunnie [/color]
(O.o) Resistance Is Futile.
(> <) You Will Be Assimilated"-Elowen
Copy The Bunny Into Your Sig Help Him Achieve World Domination...
AKA: Jowan, John, Iwan, any male form of "John" exept Johny or any spelling of Johny (Jonathan is actualy an entirly diferrnt name, so no that does not work)
FKA: Elowen
FKA: Elowen
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RefractedAhav - Posts: 361
- Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:08 pm
- Location: Some where in Oz or is it in the woods between worlds, I'm not so shure any more. Any one have an in
Granted, but it's an easel and set of brushes and oils.
I wish the Rock hadn't punched me in the nose like that. It really hurt...
I wish the Rock hadn't punched me in the nose like that. It really hurt...
May the Lord bless you and keep you.
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
Feel free to visit My Writing.com Portfolio
Largo: "Well Ed, good to see ya. Guess I gotta beat the crap out of you now."
Jamie Hyneman: "It's just another lovely day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about, and soon there's going to be a big explosion."
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EricTheFred - Posts: 1691
- Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:26 pm
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Actuly that wouldn't be to bad, if I could sell enough prints of my paintings, I could by a decent comp. All I would need is canvas ,gesso, and stretchers.EricTheFred wrote:Granted, but it's an easel and set of brushes and oils.
I wish the Rock hadn't punched me in the nose like that. It really hurt...
Granted, but instead he mutalates ever other part of you body leaving only your nose in tact.
I wish I could fly like a albatros or a falcon, and swim like a pinguin.
Adopted by: 1BalloonPopper
(\_/) [color=royalblue]"We are the Bunnie [/color]
(O.o) Resistance Is Futile.
(> <) You Will Be Assimilated"-Elowen
Copy The Bunny Into Your Sig Help Him Achieve World Domination...
AKA: Jowan, John, Iwan, any male form of "John" exept Johny or any spelling of Johny (Jonathan is actualy an entirly diferrnt name, so no that does not work)
FKA: Elowen
FKA: Elowen
http://users.ev1.net/%7Ebretm/ashley/tairis%20sig%203.gif
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RefractedAhav - Posts: 361
- Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:08 pm
- Location: Some where in Oz or is it in the woods between worlds, I'm not so shure any more. Any one have an in
Granted, you're a flying penguin with a massive wingspan. You get shot and end up in Ripley's Museum.
I wish the American flag's appearance got changed to something a little cooler.
I wish the American flag's appearance got changed to something a little cooler.
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KojiroMusashi - Posts: 38
- Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:47 am
- Location: Alberta, Canada
Granted, but its the hotest, most humid autumn ever
I wish I had terrific super powers
I wish I had terrific super powers
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted but they are the dorkiest powers of all time,meaning that you are only able to calculate the National Debt and how much money the IRS owes you while
Balancing a ball on your nose and hopping on one foot.
I wish that we could elect Sailor Moon President.
Balancing a ball on your nose and hopping on one foot.
I wish that we could elect Sailor Moon President.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but it's an administration plagued by constant protests from Pretty Sammy fans
I wish Jack Bauer could get a break
I wish Jack Bauer could get a break
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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