Corrupted wish game

Postby **Mikomi** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:03 pm

Granted, but now you're so popular with the squirrels that every squirrel in the entire world comes to live with you. They eat all your food and take over your house, leaving you homeless and hungry.

I wish for a...umm..a..PONY!

Postby **Da Rabid Duckie** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:14 pm

Granted, but instead you find that pony is instead a masher wearing a horse mask, who then ties you down and ties your hair in a really tight ponytail, until Bonta-kun comes and shoots him with a beanbag gun.

I wish that fish didn't taste like chicken, and that chicken didn't taste like fish...

Postby **Mikomi** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:49 pm

Granted, but now both chicken and fish taste like old, flavorless gum.

I wish for 1,031 more wishes.

Postby **Da Rabid Duckie** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:00 pm

Granted, but 1,031 wishes later you find yourself unsatisfied and wishing you'd wished for 1,032 wishes.

*just watched the Glomp Project link in Mikomi's sig*

Darnit, I wish I could get glomped by a bunch of kawaii otakuettes! T_T

Postby **Mikomi** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:01 pm

Granted, but by the time they get to you they all look like this:

I wish I could fly.

Postby **Dreamywingz** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:08 pm

i wish for more harajuku clothes...

Postby **Mikomi** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:23 pm

Granted, but they are full of moths who eat them the moment you try to put them on.

I still wish that I could fly.

Postby **Dreamywingz** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:26 pm

If i could fly, i would be happy happy. But...reality is harsh...*sniff*

Postby **Dreamywingz** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:28 pm

aww, i like moths. Technically, moths dont eat clothes. They are like the butterfly, they sip nectar with a long proboscis tongue but have no teeth whatsoever. It is actually certain house larvae which feed on certain fabrics like cotton and spandex, but moths are all harmless. They are all so very misunderstood but yet so beautiful in their own dark ways. I love them too.=)

Postby **Mikomi** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:35 pm

Dreamywingz wrote:aww, i like moths. Technically, moths dont eat clothes. They are like the butterfly, they sip nectar with a long proboscis tongue but have no teeth whatsoever. It is actually certain house larvae which feed on certain fabrics like cotton and spandex, but moths are all harmless. They are all so very misunderstood but yet so beautiful in their own dark ways. I love them too.=)

They were rabid, harajuku clothing eating moths. A rare species of moth.

And psst....you're supposed to grant a corrupted wish for the person above you. For instance, I wished that I could fly so then you would grant my wish but twist it around, like you could say "Granted, but you can't stop flying and fly all the way up to the moon where you run out of air." See how it works? It's just a bit of fun. Nothing serious in here.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:30 pm

Um...

I wish the smiley faces would stop following me around

Postby **Jaltus-bot** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:12 pm

Granted. You will now be followed around by frowning faces.

I wish I had more sour punch straws to eat.

Postby **Jack Bond** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:27 pm

Granted... but they taste like sour milk and fruit punch.

I wish Mikomi could fly

Postby **Da Rabid Duckie** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:34 pm

Granted, but she unfortunately flies into a pane of glass.

I wish that I had the money for my car payment ^^;

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:21 pm

Granted... to pay for the car on blocks in front of the trailer over there

I wish it were possible to pilot a giant robot without being angsty

Postby **Midori** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:41 pm

Granted, but any pilot without angst eventually gets killed before the end of the series.

I wish I actually had green hair.

Postby **Puritan** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:56 pm

Granted, but it's made of garden snakes.

I wish the moon were made of cheese.

Postby **Mikomi** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:17 pm

Granted, but it goes bad and stinks up the entire universe.

I wish I had a starwberry milkshake.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:29 am

Granted, but you don't get to DRINK it, You just HAVE it.

I wish I had a Kick The Cheat doll

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:46 pm

Granted, but every time you go to touch it events conspire to prevent you from doing so.

I wish I could fly.

Postby **Mikomi** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:04 pm

Granted, but you fly into the same pane of glass that I did when I made the wish to fly.

I wish it was spring.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:01 pm

Granted... it is a spring... a metal spring...

I wish King of Cheeseland would drive by and deliver sparkle-covered hats to all the good boys and girls

Postby **KojiroMusashi** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:03 am

Granted, but the hats are made from limburger cheese.....

*eew, stink much?*

I wish that Banana would stop dancing already...he's sooo creepy.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:10 am

Granted, but now pinapples do the lambada.

I wish the world had less half-decent anime(A prize to the person who also takes the bad anime).

Postby **Midori** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:25 am

Granted, but there's no decent anime either.

Postby **Kanerou** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:25 am

Granted, but now they're all dubbed by Pioneer. 0_o

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Postby **Midori** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:28 am

Granted, but you get so many they bury you.

I wish I had thought of a wish last time.

Postby **Kanerou** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:32 am

Granted, but that wish would've backfired, too.

I wish we had more bishies in the world.

Postby **Midori** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:33 am

Granted, but everyone's a bishie...even you...

I wish I had the Triforce.

Postby **Kanerou** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:36 am

(That wouldn't be so bad. I'd just be a bishoujo. ^_^)

Granted, but the triforce requires exactly 4.25 people to operate it, and Weeble Kneeble doesn't count. (If the world were like statistics....)

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