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Postby Yamato145 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:48 am

okay why not ... unfortunatley it is bright, vivid, hot pink and it blinds all who look upon it

I wish that your avatar would stop looking at me like that
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:dance: WACKY BANANA!!! :rock: ROCKER!!! :hug: glomp of DOOM!!!
Ive noticed something interesting, when a place is really amazing people say it must be seen to believed ... but the most amazing place ever must be believed to be seen.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:34 pm

Granted but you are now blind and have to use Pickachu as a seeing eye
Pokemon.
I wish that they would make anime watching a national sport!
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Postby snow_Rock » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:43 am

granted, the hospitals bankrupt.

i wish i had Pikachu as an eye-seeing pokemon
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Postby TurkishMonky » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:49 pm

iiiicing? granted, an icing pikachu, with matching chocolate cake!

I whish i had a life
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:51 pm

Granted but unfortunately the life you get is Excel's so you end up dying all the time!
I wish that Big Giant Fluffy Bunnies would conquer the world!
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Postby IZ&Trigun4life » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:12 pm

granted, but they over populate and gorge all of the earth's vegetation!

I wish ...I had a moose
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:53 am

Granted, but it overpopulates and gourges on the bunnies.

I wish all the cool bands from the past didn't break up or fade into lousy-ness
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:07 pm

Granted and now we have the Beatles winning the Grammy Awards for the
25th year running!
I wish that Ringo Starr were eligible to run for President,just because it be kinda
cool in a surreal way to see Ringo run for office.
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Postby Maledicte » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:28 pm

Granted, but he gets assassinated by John Lennon fans.

I wish George Harrison had a bigger fanbase.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:11 pm

Granted, but Pete Best ends up with even more fans.

I wish it wasn't so dark outside
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:08 pm

Granted, but the Earth is now on a collision course with the sun.

I wish I had more sattelite channels.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:15 pm

Granted. You've got 639,067,364,362 stock market and bass fishing channels

I wish I knew how to make sushi
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Postby K. Ayato » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:07 pm

Granted, but no one else wants to eat it. It stinks (literally).

I wish all the faded red color added to my hair would finally wash out completely.
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Postby Yamato145 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:11 pm

granted, but all of your hair falls out and lands on a deranged squirrel who gnaws off your face!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

I wish I wasn't so messed up in the head as to think up things like that!!!
The loving, caring, and slightly bad-influencing father of 1balloonpopper and khakibluesocks!!!
Also I'm not sure how -_-' but somehow I am the Master and Father of Spectro-King according to his signature ... but hey I'm up for having a minion ... so jump stupid ... I'll have him keeeeel you
:evil: Evil child of Fantasy Dreamer and Dark Disturbed Grandchild of Cephas VII
On a quest to adopt Cephas
:dance: WACKY BANANA!!! :rock: ROCKER!!! :hug: glomp of DOOM!!!
Ive noticed something interesting, when a place is really amazing people say it must be seen to believed ... but the most amazing place ever must be believed to be seen.
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Postby CreatureArt » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:46 pm

Granted, but now its your clothes that are all messed up so you feel embarassed and have to go change.

I wish I had a whole minion army of dancing bananas.
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Postby Yamato145 » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:14 am

Sure ... but they cant do anything besides dance ... include move from a certain spot ... so they just sit in that one spot and dance ... which annoys after a while and your head explodes!!!

I wish that I could recite the entire Naruto series in japanese from beggining to end and back again
The loving, caring, and slightly bad-influencing father of 1balloonpopper and khakibluesocks!!!
Also I'm not sure how -_-' but somehow I am the Master and Father of Spectro-King according to his signature ... but hey I'm up for having a minion ... so jump stupid ... I'll have him keeeeel you
:evil: Evil child of Fantasy Dreamer and Dark Disturbed Grandchild of Cephas VII
On a quest to adopt Cephas
:dance: WACKY BANANA!!! :rock: ROCKER!!! :hug: glomp of DOOM!!!
Ive noticed something interesting, when a place is really amazing people say it must be seen to believed ... but the most amazing place ever must be believed to be seen.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:31 pm

Granted but unfortunately it is an ancient dialect of Japanese that is now only
remembered in Kabuki theather and hence no-one understands a word you say!

I wish that we all had some jewel shards.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:38 pm

Granted, so Inu-Yasha kills us all.

I wish I'd slept a few more hours last night.
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Postby snow_Rock » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:46 am

granted. but you slept for a very long time that nobody replied for a very long time.

i wish i could eat some :dance:
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:hug: Some days just drop in on us :dance: Some days are better than others

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Postby K. Ayato » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:33 am

Granted, but they all run away from you upon hearing you're thinking of eating them.

I wish my stomach wasn't bothering me right now.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:37 am

Granted, but now the :dance: stomach's are bothering them and they take time out of not beening eaten to get revenge on you.

I wish everyone would think of better wishes.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:06 pm

Granted but everyone's brains implode at the struggle of coming up with a decent
wish.

I wish that Excel and Hyatt would leave ACROSS and join my Organization intent
on taking over the world and getting cheaper anime dvds.
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Postby snow_Rock » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:30 am

granted, anime dvds inspired many assassins and killed the three rulers.

i wish teeth was indestructible
:shady: Some days are dry :drool: Some days are leaky
:) Some days come clean :cool:Other days are sneaky
:lickbash: Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
:rock: Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
:hug: Some days just drop in on us :dance: Some days are better than others

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Postby Mikomi » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:15 am

Granted. Your teeth are made of diamonds but now you are forced to go into a lifetime of hiding because thieves are constantly hunting you down and trying to yank out your teeth in order to pawn them off for lots of cash! Ouchies...


I wish everyone had fancy, gravity-defying anime hairstyles!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:34 pm

Granted but now everyone must be called Yugi!

I wish that Kagura from Inuyasha were running this forum!
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Postby Mikomi » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:58 pm

Granted...and now we have all been killed by her Ryuja no Mai (Dance of the Dragon)... @_@

I wish everyone had to wear those Wisconsin cheese hats.
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Postby CrimsonRyu17 » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:17 pm

granted . . but we eat them once we get them.

I whish i had all episodes on DVD of Full Metal Alchemist.
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Postby Mikomi » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:43 pm

Granted but every episode has been dubbed so that all the characters sound like Jar Jar Binx. (frightening huh?)

I wish everyone EXCEPT ME had to wear the rosary beads that Inuyasha has to wear and everyone would be at the mercy of my all powerful command "SIT!" *cackles evilly)
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Postby snow_Rock » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:10 am

granted, everything shall sit at your will but you forgot that there's an elephant standing behind you.

i wish that elephants could eat mice
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Postby KojiroMusashi » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:01 am

Granted, but to a mammal as large as an elephant, there's really very little difference between a small white mouse and a small white puppy.



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