Granted, but the car the help arriving in drives too fast and accidentally crushes him.
I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 right now.
Corrupted wish game
When the clock reads 2113
-2113
-Coheed and Cambria
Check out my totally NOT MySpace thingy HERE.
My ACTUAL WEBSITE.
-2113
-Coheed and Cambria
Check out my totally NOT MySpace thingy HERE.
My ACTUAL WEBSITE.
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Tidus20 - Posts: 357
- Joined: Sun May 02, 2004 3:36 pm
- Location: A place not too far from my happy place. My left middle finger has touched the same guitar as that
Granted, but everyone now knows you are the richest man on Earth, and people are constantly trying to break into your house and mug you whenever you walk down the street.
I wish this horrible pain I feel would disappear forever.
I wish this horrible pain I feel would disappear forever.
Ezekiel 23:20
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Nate - Posts: 10725
- Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: Oh right, like anyone actually cares.
Granted, but as you are carrying all that money in a wheelbarrow, it falls into an open manhole.
I wish my cold would go away.
I wish my cold would go away.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
Granted, but the Plague takes its place
I wish I had something to eat
I wish I had something to eat
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, but a squirrel takes your food, just as you are about to eat it.
I wish I had a drum set.
I wish I had a drum set.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
Granted, but it falls on the floor, as soon as you are about to eat it.
I wish I had the musical talent that Mozart had.
I wish I had the musical talent that Mozart had.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
Granted but you only live for five more years being run down by Salieri's gggggg
grandnephew while trying to cross the street.
I wish I could make up my mind between Starfire and Sao__Sakura for my
ML In '08 thread.
grandnephew while trying to cross the street.
I wish I could make up my mind between Starfire and Sao__Sakura for my
ML In '08 thread.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but they decide to go another election thread.
I wish I had a giant squid that would obey my every command.
I wish I had a giant squid that would obey my every command.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
Granted, but you get in an argument with it and abcentmindedly shout "bite me!"
I wish I finished more of the stuff I wanted to get done today
I wish I finished more of the stuff I wanted to get done today
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, though as result of the change in time you died of freak accident.
I wish I was not stupid.
I wish I was not stupid.
You already know the answer to everything that is what it is but the questions is can you see it.
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Flying Tigers - Posts: 17
- Joined: Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:11 pm
- Location: in the clouds
Granted, but now you're so smart that no one understands you
I wish I understood people smarter than me
I wish I understood people smarter than me
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, but you are deemed a 'nerd' by those around you.
I wish I had some miso soup.
I wish I had some miso soup.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
granted, but it's all over the floor.
i wish i could have some mouse soup.
i wish i could have some mouse soup.
Some days are dry 
Some days are leaky
Some days come clean 
Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us 
Some days are better than others
-U2 ,"some days are better than others"
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snow_Rock - Posts: 88
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 am
- Location: there's gotta be a way outta here
Granted, but it tasted horrible and you wasted $15.00 on it.
I wish I could speak l33t speak.
I wish I could speak l33t speak.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
Granted but now no-one knows what you're saying and so you end up joining a
Trappist monastary.
I wish that the Cubs would win at least one World Series before I die.
Trappist monastary.
I wish that the Cubs would win at least one World Series before I die.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but you get trampled by thousands of disgruntled goats*wonders if anyone will get that* and die two minutes later!
I wish I belonged to Across!
I wish I belonged to Across!
http://www.christiananime.net/showthread.php?threadid=27354
My thread. Click the magical link and ye shall be transported to a land of threadiness!
You shall still ph3ar the ninja! ^ ~
God bless and keep you all the days of your life.
My thread. Click the magical link and ye shall be transported to a land of threadiness!
You shall still ph3ar the ninja! ^ ~
God bless and keep you all the days of your life.
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starfire - Posts: 458
- Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:18 pm
- Location: Megatokyo
Granted, but then the goats turn around and attack you!
I wish I had the power to turn cheese into gold.
I wish I had the power to turn cheese into gold.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
- Joined: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:01 am
- Location: Washington, DC (when I'm not in an alternate universe)
Granted, but you are on an island with no food, except for that cheese you turned to gold.
I wish I lived in a desert oasis.
I wish I lived in a desert oasis.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
Granted but you're stuck with Gilligan for a companion!
I wish that Pickachu would send 4kids into the startosphere and that it would never
come back again(unlike Team Rocket).
I wish that Pickachu would send 4kids into the startosphere and that it would never
come back again(unlike Team Rocket).
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but an equally bad dubbing company comes along named 5Kids.
I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.
I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
- Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:24 pm
- Location: Somewhere up North...
Granted but you are forced to work for Starfire as her personal slave for eternity
as the price to pay for them.
I wish that FuNimation's new anime channel would become so popular it wipes
Cartoon Network off the face of the planet!
as the price to pay for them.
I wish that FuNimation's new anime channel would become so popular it wipes
Cartoon Network off the face of the planet!
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
granted, but CN buys FuNimation.
i wish Cartoon Network would show all cartoons dubbed in chipmunk voice!
i wish Cartoon Network would show all cartoons dubbed in chipmunk voice!
Some days are dry Some days are leaky
Some days come clean Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us Some days are better than others
-U2 ,"some days are better than others"
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snow_Rock - Posts: 88
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 am
- Location: there's gotta be a way outta here
granted but only all of the anime will be dubbed
i wish i had a broken ds
i wish i had a broken ds
／ 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人 ＼
"Validation is for parking."- Steal Like an Artist Austin Kleon
I have deduced that your imagination has no coherence whatsoever.- Kyōya Ōtori
"Validation is for parking."- Steal Like an Artist Austin Kleon
I have deduced that your imagination has no coherence whatsoever.- Kyōya Ōtori
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DaughterOfZion - Posts: 663
- Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:00 am
- Location: Kyubey Corp. Headquarters
Granted but since the genie doesn't know what a ds is you end up with a dozen
boxes of broken donuts instead!
I wish that the Archangel would land on top of CN corporate headquarters and
Lacus would step out with Flay and Kira and give the head of scheduling a piece
of their mind,followed by the Strike and Freedom taking down CN.
boxes of broken donuts instead!
I wish that the Archangel would land on top of CN corporate headquarters and
Lacus would step out with Flay and Kira and give the head of scheduling a piece
of their mind,followed by the Strike and Freedom taking down CN.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be a commercial for a 4kids anime channel with all of the voices done chipmunk-style.
I wish that I had a real working vanship, like in Last Exile.
I wish that I had a real working vanship, like in Last Exile.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
granted but it is shot down by the guy from feather when he overhears you talking about how gonzos art is much better than steve uy's
I wish I could sound exactly like Mitch Hedberg
I wish I could sound exactly like Mitch Hedberg
The loving, caring, and slightly bad-influencing father of 1balloonpopper and khakibluesocks!!!
Also I'm not sure how -_-' but somehow I am the Master and Father of Spectro-King according to his signature ... but hey I'm up for having a minion ... so jump stupid ... I'll have him keeeeel you
Evil child of Fantasy Dreamer and Dark Disturbed Grandchild of Cephas VII
On a quest to adopt Cephas
WACKY BANANA!!! ROCKER!!! glomp of DOOM!!!
Ive noticed something interesting, when a place is really amazing people say it must be seen to believed ... but the most amazing place ever must be believed to be seen.
kenshin: W_^Vx
Also I'm not sure how -_-' but somehow I am the Master and Father of Spectro-King according to his signature ... but hey I'm up for having a minion ... so jump stupid ... I'll have him keeeeel you
Evil child of Fantasy Dreamer and Dark Disturbed Grandchild of Cephas VII
On a quest to adopt Cephas
WACKY BANANA!!! ROCKER!!! glomp of DOOM!!!
Ive noticed something interesting, when a place is really amazing people say it must be seen to believed ... but the most amazing place ever must be believed to be seen.
kenshin: W_^Vx
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Yamato145 - Posts: 194
- Joined: Sun Feb 15, 2004 3:13 pm
- Location: Kansas City, MO
Granted, but now all bank accounts are protected using voice-recognition software. This might mean that you could access his account, but I'm afraid Mitch Hedberg is dead and his funds have been donated to charity, so you are now officially broke. Even worse, everyone finds it creepy that you have a dead guy's voice so you cant get a job either. On the plus side, someone feels sorry for you and gives you a cookie.
I wish someone would give me a cookie, too.
I wish someone would give me a cookie, too.
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A sci-fi drama webcomic updating Thursdays.
PG-13. Rating description here.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A sci-fi drama webcomic updating Thursdays.
PG-13. Rating description here.
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
- Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:11 pm
- Location: Studentville, New Zealand
all right, but it your voice unexpectedly sounded like a chipmunk because of all the stuck cookies in your throat.
i wish i could understand dog language
i wish i could understand dog language
Some days are dry Some days are leaky
Some days come clean Other days are sneaky
Some days take less but most days take more:comp: Some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
Some days your quick but most days you're speedy:bang: Some days you use more force than is necessary
Some days just drop in on us Some days are better than others
-U2 ,"some days are better than others"
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snow_Rock - Posts: 88
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 am
- Location: there's gotta be a way outta here
Granted, but unfortunately this throws dogs into such a panic that they become extinct from mass hysteria.
I wish that all all those creepy hairless dogs would grow soft, luxurious, medium length fur.
I wish that all all those creepy hairless dogs would grow soft, luxurious, medium length fur.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A sci-fi drama webcomic updating Thursdays.
PG-13. Rating description here.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
A sci-fi drama webcomic updating Thursdays.
PG-13. Rating description here.
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CreatureArt - Posts: 1107
- Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:11 pm
- Location: Studentville, New Zealand
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