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Postby CreatureArt » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:55 pm

Granted, he simply looks at you like you are a nice juicy pork chop. Go figure. ;)

I wish I had another large chai latte right now. Mmmm....
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:03 pm

Granted, but Gala's brother's cat takes it.

I wish :dance: would stop following me.
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Postby Gala » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:26 pm

ok, but a dancing squash takes its place

i wish that my house was self cleaning
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Postby snow_Rock » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:25 am

granted, your house will always become empty.

i wish Gaia's house was full of :dance:
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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:07 am

Granted, but they dance so hard that they manage to wear down a crevasse into Earth's core, causing a large volano to form where Gaia's house is. Incidentally, this also kills the dancing bananas.

I wish that the dancing bananas were tasty! :lick:
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:26 am

Granted, but you ate the last edible dancing bananna.

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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:44 pm

Granted, but they're tiny and on your big toe so you can't wear shoes anymore as it crushes them. :evil:

I wish it were Christmas :) :hohoho: :mistletoe:.
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Postby Gala » Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:23 pm

granted, you reach in ur stocking and what do you find? nothing but coal

i wish that i had a turbo jet pack with an ulimited supply of fuel.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:25 pm

Granted but it just keeps on going so that by the time you have flown over Amsterdam for the 500th time you have begun to realize you really should have
packed a lunch.
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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:27 pm

Granted, but 'we' is translated to your big toe and a small 3 metre squared plot of land in a deep underwater trench.

Gala wrote:granted, you reach in ur stocking and what do you find? nothing but coal


NOOOOOOO!!!! I wish that it was a magical piece of coal with a genie that would grant me three wishes of my choice!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:28 pm

Granted but all the wishes you make have to be said in Ancient Celtic as the Genie
is from Gaul.

I wish that Adult Swim would run Inuyasha FOREVER and replace their "comedy"
shows with more anime!
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Postby CreatureArt » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:09 pm

Granted, but for some inexplicable (sp?) reason this causes them to loose ratings and Adult Swim is pulled from TV _forever_, with all other anime related series aired on TV. !_!

I wish that didn't happen!
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Postby Gala » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:34 pm

granted, but all they play are poorly dubbed sailor moon episodes


i wish that characters in movies would stop asking obvious questions.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:03 pm

Granted but unfortunately to do so Hollywood suddenly realizes that there hasn't
been a single decent movie made in Hollywood since John Wayne was still alive
and has a result they move lock,stock and barrell to the Australian Outback and
the Orange growers rejoice!

I wish that Hollywood wouldn't come with such banal movies.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:04 am

Granted, they stop making movies period.

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Postby Yamato145 » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:10 am

very well, but they actually succeed and kill you immeadietly for making them hug your stanky feet

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Postby Tidus20 » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:37 pm

Granted, but you didn't say where...

I wish I had a rabbid foamin' at th' mouth squirrel type.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:23 pm

Granted, but the squirrel turns on you.

I wish I lived in the countryside.
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Postby Nate » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:27 pm

Granted, but Trogdor comes and burninates the countryside.

I wish I could smite the mighty Trogdor.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:30 pm

Granted, but Trogdor's twin brother, Rodgort takes his place.

I wish I could speak Hindi, fluently.
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Postby Tidus20 » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:32 pm

Granted, but it gets you in trouble somehow...

I wish I owned Jhonen Vasquez.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:48 pm

Granted but now you must explain to the entire world who Jhonen Vasquez is
or else go back to Go and do not collect $200.

I wish that Lacus was my girlfriend.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:53 pm

Granted, but she breaks up with you and goes out with Kira.

I wish I had Battlefield 2.
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Postby Tidus20 » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:27 pm

Granted, but it has a glitch, explodes, and your house catches fire and burns to the ground.

I wish I owned an army of squrirrels like Willy Wonka.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:56 pm

Granted, but you have to pay heavy government squirrel taxes.

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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:31 pm

granted, but surviving the landing is the hard part.

i wish i could pop lots of balloons...... right........ about....... now. Yes, right now. Pop some balloons = happy.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:03 pm

Granted but all the balloons are filled with laughing gas and your entire family
ends up laughing for two weeks on end.

I wish that I had Lacus' sense of committment to peace and Vash's skill with
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Postby snow_Rock » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:21 pm

granted, you used your skill with your gun and put yourself to peace.

i wish i could finish my homework essay today.
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Postby Yamato145 » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:50 pm

granted but you get an F ... no scratch that ... you get an A++++ and that pisses off your class mates who filet you unmercifully

I wish I had a york peppermint patty and a can of strawberry faygo
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:40 am

Granted, but they're display only, so you can't even touch them

I wish :?: would get some help
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