Corrupted wish game

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:37 am

Granted, you have it for all of two milliseconds before a freak swarm of locusts appears, devours it, and disperses just as suddenly as it arrived.
So, technically you had your sandwich. :evil:

I wish I had and continued to have for a long period of time my own portable swarm of locusts to command.

Postby **IZ&Trigun4life** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:00 pm

granted but the locust turn to stone in daylight

I wish I were loved!

Postby **starfire** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:04 pm

Granted, but unfortunately it's the pirate king on One Piece that loves you. :lol:

I wish I was Batgirl.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:35 pm

Granted but it turns out you are Batgirl from one of the Earths that was destroyed
during CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS and so no-one even knows you existed!

I wish that Lum Cheng would get out of my head!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:09 pm

Granted, but you're left with a pretty large hole in your head as a result.

I wish The world was made out of Pickles

Postby **Photosoph** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:48 pm

Granted, but then we're plagued by giant pickle-eating creatures. The worst part of it is, along with the world, humans were made into pickles too!!

Mmm... *wishes she had a pickle right now.*

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:38 pm

Granted, but you find that it is a balloon cunningly disguised as a pickle so that when you bite into it you are rewarded with a shocking BANG!!

*cough*

I wish... that I was fishing right now.

Postby **Ingemar** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:44 pm

Granted, but it's for compliments, and you get NONE.

I wish someone would tell Creature Art that she does not need to fish for compliments.

Postby **Banana-chan** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:16 am

Granted. She elephant hunts for them.

I wish I had a live Haruka from Tactics!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:23 am

Granted, but it's all a virtual reality simulation created to keep you under control as the machines use your body as a source of power.

I wish I had some lunch

Postby **starfire** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:40 pm

I wish I had some lunch
Granted! But it's an otherworldly sushi bar that wants to eat you!

I wish I knew what time it was.

Postby **snow_Rock** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:53 am

granted, you have trained your jaw so much that you become a neanderthal.

i wish that the world is full of gum.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:06 pm

Granted but it is now also full of high school teachers that keep nagging you to
spit all the gum out.

I wish that they would hurry up and invent the holosuit so I could have the
fun of participating in as well as watching Inuyasha!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:10 pm

Granted, but you play demon #69845 and get a face full of wind scar in the first 30 seconds.

I wish Adult Swim was on at a more convenient time

Postby **snow_Rock** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:42 am

granted, you can now watch it at a convenient time. now, adults can't watch adult swim.

i wish i could swim throug oceans.

Postby **Yamato145** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:47 am

very well, enjoy this shark infested ocean of doom

I wish I had 50 caliber machine guns instead of head lights

Postby **starfire** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:33 am

Granted, but while testing out your new machine guns, you shoot a pile of rocks sitting precariously atop a VERY tall cliff. The results are not 1337.

I wish I was captain of the Nadesico.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:40 pm

Granted but you end up having to surrender to Lum Cheng from Silent Mobius
because the crew wants Chinese for dinner.

I wish that Vash would serve us donuts.

Postby **Gala** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:49 pm

ok, but there is arsenic in them

i wish that my purplemoose will have life long servitude to me.

Postby **Yamato145** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:41 pm

ok, but he accidently dropped that arsenic from earlier in your toilet ... giving you poisonous hemroids

I wish that nothing bad happened from me making this wish

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:58 am

Granted, nothing bad happens to you after you make that wish because NOTHING HAPPENS AT ALL. You are frozen in time for eternity so that nothing bad can ever happen to you... and being frozen doesn't count because you're not even aware of it. *pants*

I wish my dog didn't snore.

Postby **snow_Rock** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:45 am

ok. the dog is dead. no more snoring

i wish i could eat dogs.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:56 am

Granted but the price of ketchup has gone up and so you can only have a half a
dog.

I wish that Yuki Saiko from Silent Mobius was real and was:1)my girlfriend and
2)the owner of a real coffee shop called The Labrynth.

Postby **Gala** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:34 pm

granted but 1)u end up getting married to her and she dies by food poisoning in her own coffee. 2) her coffee shop turns into a chain and u are the one who inherits the store and u have a major panic attack from all the law suits.

i wish that i could catch an evil martian dust bunny and keep it as a pet.

Postby **Yamato145** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:53 pm

okay, but it eats your colon

I wish I could have a little sephiroth who lives in my pocket and stabs my enemies in the toes with his little masamune.

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:17 pm

Granted, but he also stabs you in the toe, or when in your pocket keeps kicking you.

I wish Gala's evil martain dustbunny wasn't evil.

Postby **starfire** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:47 pm

Granted, but now he's just annoying. And he keeps singing the Hamtaro song over and over and over.

I wish I had a donkey.

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:43 pm

Whoo! The hamtaro song! I could handle that.

Granted! But BINGO is his name-o, and that's what he'll constantly say, when he's not hee-hawing, which is practically even second second.

I wish my cat could curl up on my lamp without hampering my ability to type.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:18 pm

Granted... but then Godzilla shows up an the world is DOOMED!

I wish I'd gotten more of my homework done than I did.

Postby **Gala** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:29 pm

granted, but a big wind storm comes by and flies it off into a shark infested sea.

i wish that my brothers cat would quit looking at me like im a nice juicy steak. :wow!:

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