Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:50 pm

Granted, he has a photo of the whale that keeps eating stuff.

I wish that the photo was autographed by the whale.

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:01 pm

Granted; you now have a photo signed by Eudora Welty (don't bother asking how she managed to do this despite her crippling physical hindrances, ie death).

I wish for um... world peas.

Postby **Nate** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:06 pm

Granted, but everybody hates peas, so it makes the entire world irritable and causes World War III as a result.

I wish the power was back on at my house.

Postby **Photosoph** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:22 pm

Granted but... hang on, then are you on a laptop or what?! *Gets confused, causing the wish to fail.*

I wish 'confuzzled' would replace the word 'confused'.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:06 pm

Granted, but it's misspelled as "confused".

I wish that my laptop had a larger hard drive.

Postby **Banana-chan** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:48 am

Granted, but its constantly crashing your computer.

I wish I could meet Roman Dirge ((awesome poet!))

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:13 am

Granted, but he takes out a restraning order against you and no famous people ever meet you again.

I wish there was an anime channel on terestrial t.v.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:15 pm

Granted it but you can only get it in black and white and all the characters look
like they were drawn by Dr.Seuss.

I wish that we could stop arguing over subs and dubs and just plain enjoy anime.

Postby **SnowLeopard** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:18 pm

Granted, but now everybody has to watch subs.

I wish i had 1337 photoshop skillz.

Postby **Icarus** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:19 pm

Granted, but photoshop is outlawed.

I wish I was good at english.

Postby **SnowLeopard** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:24 pm

Granted, but now everybody speaks Germen.

I wish i had a new car.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:18 pm

Granted, but it's a Matchbox car.

I wish that Ingemar would fess up to his involvement in the international Humekitty conspiracy to sap and impurify our bodily fluids.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:30 pm

Granted but at the same time it is revealed that he is also secretly an alien from
the planet Melmak whose job it is to round up all cats for Melmakian Stew Surprise!
I wish that every other person on this forum was:1)female and 2)looked like
a member of the AMP from Silent Mobius.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:36 pm

Granted, but you have to pay for sex change operations, plastic surgery, and lawsuits from those of us who would prefer not to undergo those operations. Plus, during your own surgery, you get an infection, go septic, and die.

I wish that mitsuki lover hadn't made that wish.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:18 pm

Granted, but your cat registers on this forum and gets whisked away to Sweden, where, suddenly a lookalike for a member of AMP from Silent Mobius, the poor feline goes into politics, seizes control of Sweden and declares war one the United States in revenge.

I wish that mitsuki lover and that wish that causes everyone to be shuffled off to surgery would both be eaten by a whale.

Postby **Ssjjvash** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:05 pm

Granted, but the whale spits them right back out because he isn't able to chew them.

I wish I has a new pair of shoes

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:52 pm

granted, but they have been chewed up by a whale.

I wish that I could eat some pizza.

Postby **snow_Rock** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:41 am

granted, it has one whole whale as the only topping.

i wish pizza hut gives away free whale pizzas

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:41 pm

Granted but you have to go to Japan and buy the whale meat yourself!

I wish that it was legal to marry as many anime characters as possible so
that I could marry my dream anime harem.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:17 pm

Granted, but that destroys any chance you had of finding a real woman, so you end up living with two-dimensional images as wives. Plus, they're Mormon, and a whale gets them wet and the ink runs.

I wish that a whale would eat whale pizza and be a cannibal whale.

Postby **Chocobo777** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:34 pm

Granted, but then the whale gets mad whale disease and dies.

I wish that I would get something really great for my birthday.

Postby **FelinaofL2** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:28 pm

Granted, but the rest of the day is ruined.

I wish I could ride a ceiling fan like Starfire1. (XD)

Postby **snow_Rock** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:42 am

granted, you're now older, but smarter

i wish clouds were edible.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:31 am

Granted, but you're never actually physically able to go out and check if this wish has been granted :evil:

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I wish I owned Stuart Island.

Postby **TheSeaAndStars** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:07 am

Sure but it sank under the sea..... and whales live there now.

I wish that Sephiroth form FF would finally realized that all he really wanted was to be loved.*awwww poor lil Sephiroth*

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:32 pm

Granted but Sephiroth finds out that the one he is in love with is really Kagome
thus incurring the wrath of both Inuyasha and Koga at the same time!

I wish that I could vote for Ryoko and Ayeka.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:03 pm

Granted, but whales eat them.

I wish that someone would put up a sign saying "Beware of Whales".

Postby **meboeck** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:36 pm

Granted, but a whale eats the sign.

I wish my phone hadn't been run over.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:11 pm

Granted, it was only flung fifty feet into the air to land on concrete wharf and then bounce off into the ocean. ^_^

I wish I had awesome new guitar strings for my guitar.

Postby **Banana-chan** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:40 am

Granted, they are too awesome for you

I wish I had a baloney sandwich

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