Corrupted wish game

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Postby Radical Dreamer » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:30 pm

Granted, but they bite your stomach...o.o

I wish I could get some food and eat it...>.>;
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Postby Nate » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:13 am

Granted, but you're still hungry.

I wish Kaorrie wasn't hungry.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:49 pm

Granted but now you have an unsatisfiable hunger for chocolate covered ants

I wish kae could have all the chocolate covered ants he could eat <.<;;
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:38 pm

Granted, but they're fire ants... LIVE ones.

I wish the voices would stop telling me to do the things I do
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:00 pm

Granted but they stop just before they were about to tell you the winning number
for the Big Lottery!

I wish that my cat was magical like Kirara!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:06 pm

Granted, but it thinks you're food and eats you.

I wish that I had some pizza.
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Postby meboeck » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:43 pm

Granted, but it's the size of a quarter and topped with anchovies.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:19 pm

Granted. You now have a flat.

I wish that tugboats could fly.
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Postby snow_Rock » Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:06 pm

granted, but your mouse will be broken again tomorrow.

i wish rats eat cats.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:52 pm

Granted but the rats mutate and start eating everyone who hates cats instead.

I wish that when it came to books and DVDs we still were at 1967 prices.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:55 pm

Granted, but a crocodile eats your hands.

I wish that the crocodile had also eaten a clock.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:11 pm

Granted, but it's because you have a wind tunnel in our stomach that sucks up all food as soon as you swallow, thus leaving you STARVING forever!!!

I wish I had more anime soundtracks than I do right now
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Postby meboeck » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:08 pm

Granted, but now you have so many that they are piled up in your room to the point that you are trapped.

I wish I had a Slurpee! XD
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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:55 pm

sure.......but a whale..........eats.......... eats........... your slurpee but collapses from too much sugar. the whale suffers a horrible death and you only have yourself to blame!

I wish that you didn't make such a horrible and insensitive wish! shame on u for killing that poor whale!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:33 pm

Granted, meboek didn't make that wish. But a whale did, and it eats you, collapses from some gastric disorder you give it, and dies.

I wish that TheSeaAndStars wasn't trapped inside a dead whale.
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Postby Banana-chan » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:38 pm

Granted TheSeaAndStars is trapped inside a live whale

I wish that I had a llama to hug and cuddle with
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Postby Nate » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:11 am

Granted, but it spits on you constantly.

I wish Banana-chan's llama didn't spit on her constantly.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:59 am

Granted. But it grows 1000 times normal size and spits on you instead till you drown.

I wish I came to this site years ago and nothing bad happened to me or it.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:36 pm

Granted but in order to do so you have to kiss Myoti's toes!

I wish that there were more anime on Cartoon Network.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:59 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Granted but in order to do so you have to kiss Myoti's toes!

I wish that there were more anime on Cartoon Network.


Granted, but it's all 4Kid's shows for ages 3+.

I wish I had a new watch.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:22 pm

Granted, but it's deformed with just two legs.

I wish I would remember to wash my clothes when I get home.
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Postby Crosspunisher » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:49 pm

Granted you have no clothing

I wish i was able to do a back flip. :sniffle:
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Postby snow_Rock » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:24 am

granted, you can only backflip for the rest of your life.

i wish i can jump so high
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Postby Ingemar » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:28 pm

Granted, but when you jump indoors, you head smashes against the ceiling and you die.

I wish I felt better right now.
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:29 pm

Granted, but so high is only three iches.

I wish my pancakes were finished.
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:32 pm

Sorry posted at same time.

Granted. Now you cant feel bad, even at funerals.

Last wish still counts right?
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:46 pm

Granted, your pancakes are finished, done for, dead. They cannot be rescued from... a whale, who eats them.

I wish that we could get rid of all these hungry whales in the forum. Dump them out to sea or something.
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:10 pm

Granted, but they have no more food so they have to eat parts of you that regrow dayly.

I wish someone would rescue Kaligraphic.
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Postby Ingemar » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:12 pm

Granted, but it's a St. Bernard.

I wish that foolish pride wasn't all that I had left.
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:20 pm

Granted, now you have nothing.

I wish Ingemar had something good.
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