DragonBall:
*Goku wanders around, and a bunch of IRRELEVANT stuff happens.*
*FightFightFightFightFightFightFight*
*The Turtle Hermit does something perverted.*
*FightFightFightFightFightFightFight*
*More IRRELEVANT stuff happens*
*They earn TONS of MONEY from the FRANCHISE, then make DBZ*
*hyperkineticfightinghyperkineticfightinghyperkineticfightinghyperkineticfighting*
Anime-a-Minute
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Inuyasha:
Inuyasha:"I know that sneaky wolf pup Koga's hiding somewhere."
Kagome:"SIT BOY!I'm trying to pass my math finals here!"
Miroku(sees attractive young girl):"Will you bear my child?"
Sango(Slaps Miroku):"PERVERT,I thought we were going steady now!"
Shippo:"I want more crayons."
Sota:"Sis,can Boyou sleep in my room now?"
Kagome's friends:"So what's new with Mr.Possive this week Kagome?"
Kagura:"I will win my freedom!"
Kirara:"Mew?"translated:"Is that catnip I smell?"
Dual!Parallel Trouble Adventure:
Kazuki:"er...ah...(blushes)She wasn't here when I went to bed!"
Mituski Sanada:"Kazuki..I swear it's hard to keep every other girl from
falling for you!"(accidentally sits on lever.)
Mituski Rara:"Hey...Anyone know where my Ms.Rah costume went to?"
D:"Mituski wanted to use it for Halloween."
Mituski Sanada(blushes):"You weren't suppose to tell D!"
Yayoi:"Now let's all give Kazuki some room so he can get ready for
school."
Inuyasha:"I know that sneaky wolf pup Koga's hiding somewhere."
Kagome:"SIT BOY!I'm trying to pass my math finals here!"
Miroku(sees attractive young girl):"Will you bear my child?"
Sango(Slaps Miroku):"PERVERT,I thought we were going steady now!"
Shippo:"I want more crayons."
Sota:"Sis,can Boyou sleep in my room now?"
Kagome's friends:"So what's new with Mr.Possive this week Kagome?"
Kagura:"I will win my freedom!"
Kirara:"Mew?"translated:"Is that catnip I smell?"
Dual!Parallel Trouble Adventure:
Kazuki:"er...ah...(blushes)She wasn't here when I went to bed!"
Mituski Sanada:"Kazuki..I swear it's hard to keep every other girl from
falling for you!"(accidentally sits on lever.)
Mituski Rara:"Hey...Anyone know where my Ms.Rah costume went to?"
D:"Mituski wanted to use it for Halloween."
Mituski Sanada(blushes):"You weren't suppose to tell D!"
Yayoi:"Now let's all give Kazuki some room so he can get ready for
school."
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Mai-hime
girls: we got powers
mai: oh no orphans!
mai: kagatsuchi
girls: oh nos! we died
mai: its only me!
Mai: ack!
tate: bwahahaha
kokyou no whatever: i will kill you
girls: we're back
big evil guy dies
yay everyone is happy again!
girls: we got powers
mai: oh no orphans!
mai: kagatsuchi
girls: oh nos! we died
mai: its only me!
Mai: ack!
tate: bwahahaha
kokyou no whatever: i will kill you
girls: we're back
big evil guy dies
yay everyone is happy again!
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
- Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:00 am
Blackjack: the series
Random rich person: Please cure me!
Blackjack:...no.
Random rich person: Please...help me...I'm dying...*ack*
Blackjack: okay fine.
Poor person: Please help me!
Blackjack: *does so without hesitation*
Pinoco: whine whine where's Blackjack whine whine whine he's supposed to be here NOW whine I wanna marry him whine whine OOOH look there goes another cute bish whine.
Random rich person: Please cure me!
Blackjack:...no.
Random rich person: Please...help me...I'm dying...*ack*
Blackjack: okay fine.
Poor person: Please help me!
Blackjack: *does so without hesitation*
Pinoco: whine whine where's Blackjack whine whine whine he's supposed to be here NOW whine I wanna marry him whine whine OOOH look there goes another cute bish whine.
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Maledicte - Posts: 2078
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R.O.D. The Tv:
Michelle:"Oooh...look Books!"
Maggie:"Books?Where?"
Anita:"Stop drooling you two!"
Nenene:"Can you three PLEASE stop arguing...I'm trying to finish my novel that I
can't finish since Yomiko disappeared five years ago."
Junior grabs book mss. and disappears.
Lee:"You must come with me to finish your novel Nenene."
Michelle forms bow and arrow,Maggie her familiar and Anita a knife all from
paper.
Anita:"Over our dead bodies MISTER!"
Lee stumbles well retreating over overturned pile of books.
Moan comes from pile.
Nenene:"Hey I recognize that moan!"
Picks Yomiko out of pile.
Nenene:"Yomiko I thought you were lost!"
Yomiko:"No I only was drowned in a stack of Brontes and couldn't find my way
out."
Michelle and Maggie together:"BOOKS!"
Anita(rolls eyes):"Now we'll never hear the end of this!"
Michelle:"Oooh...look Books!"
Maggie:"Books?Where?"
Anita:"Stop drooling you two!"
Nenene:"Can you three PLEASE stop arguing...I'm trying to finish my novel that I
can't finish since Yomiko disappeared five years ago."
Junior grabs book mss. and disappears.
Lee:"You must come with me to finish your novel Nenene."
Michelle forms bow and arrow,Maggie her familiar and Anita a knife all from
paper.
Anita:"Over our dead bodies MISTER!"
Lee stumbles well retreating over overturned pile of books.
Moan comes from pile.
Nenene:"Hey I recognize that moan!"
Picks Yomiko out of pile.
Nenene:"Yomiko I thought you were lost!"
Yomiko:"No I only was drowned in a stack of Brontes and couldn't find my way
out."
Michelle and Maggie together:"BOOKS!"
Anita(rolls eyes):"Now we'll never hear the end of this!"
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Boogiepop Phantom
*color is leeched out of screen*
Audience: What the heck!??
Toka Miyashita: I'm a mild-mannered high-school student by day, but at night I become...
Jounouchi: Mmmmm....spiders.
Nagi Kirima: I will follow in my father's footsteps and kill the Manticore! Or am I following in Kuroda's footsteps and killing the Manticore?...blah. At least I look good in my leather outfit!
Manaka *giggle* *hic* *repeats whatever is said* *gives people spooky butterflies*
Officer Morita: Whee! I can spin my head around 360 degrees!
Manticore: I eat people! P43@r my double voceover capabilities!! Mmwwaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa!!
Boogiepop Phantom: Whatever. I can do the same thing.
Nagi: Time to die!!
Boogiepop Phantom: Not now, hon.
Manticore: Woohoo!
Spooky Electric: I don't do anything, but my name's darn cool.
Poom Poom: I'm completely malevolent, yet innocent at the same time! here, you angst-filled high school teenagers, have a balloon.
*color returns to screen*
Audience: MY EYES...
Manticore: II''mm ssttiillll aalliivvee!!
Boogiepop: Time to die.
Manticore: Aawwwwww &*%@
Suema: Is it just me, or am I the only normal person in this show?
Toka: It's just you. *whistles*
THE END
*color is leeched out of screen*
Audience: What the heck!??
Toka Miyashita: I'm a mild-mannered high-school student by day, but at night I become...
Jounouchi: Mmmmm....spiders.
Nagi Kirima: I will follow in my father's footsteps and kill the Manticore! Or am I following in Kuroda's footsteps and killing the Manticore?...blah. At least I look good in my leather outfit!
Manaka *giggle* *hic* *repeats whatever is said* *gives people spooky butterflies*
Officer Morita: Whee! I can spin my head around 360 degrees!
Manticore: I eat people! P43@r my double voceover capabilities!! Mmwwaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa!!
Boogiepop Phantom: Whatever. I can do the same thing.
Nagi: Time to die!!
Boogiepop Phantom: Not now, hon.
Manticore: Woohoo!
Spooky Electric: I don't do anything, but my name's darn cool.
Poom Poom: I'm completely malevolent, yet innocent at the same time! here, you angst-filled high school teenagers, have a balloon.
*color returns to screen*
Audience: MY EYES...
Manticore: II''mm ssttiillll aalliivvee!!
Boogiepop: Time to die.
Manticore: Aawwwwww &*%@
Suema: Is it just me, or am I the only normal person in this show?
Toka: It's just you. *whistles*
THE END
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Maledicte - Posts: 2078
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DNAngel:
Daisuke: I'm going to do something that's not in the manga.
Dark: Me too.
Riku: Well, if you guys aren't going to follow the manga-- then crud-- I'm not going to!
Risa: What's with you and acting so superior!? Just because you're three freakin' minutes older than me! Well, I can flout the plot of the manga just as well as you can, and I'll prove it!!
Yeah, that's pretty much the DNAngel anime. . . unfortunately.
Daisuke: I'm going to do something that's not in the manga.
Dark: Me too.
Riku: Well, if you guys aren't going to follow the manga-- then crud-- I'm not going to!
Risa: What's with you and acting so superior!? Just because you're three freakin' minutes older than me! Well, I can flout the plot of the manga just as well as you can, and I'll prove it!!
Yeah, that's pretty much the DNAngel anime. . . unfortunately.
Every year in Uganda, innumerable children simply. . . disappear. These children all stolen under the cover of darkness from their homes and impressed into the guerilla armies of the LRA [Lord's Resistance Army]. In the deserts of Uganda, they are forced to witness the mindless slaughter of other children until they themselves can do nothing but kill. Kill. These children, generally ranging from ages 5-12, are brainwashed into murdering in the name of the resistance and into stealing other children from their beds to suffer the same fate.
Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
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Mangafanatic - Posts: 4918
- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:00 am
- Location: In La-La land.
Master of Mosquiton:
Inaho: O-PART!
::enemy shows up::
Mosquiton: Hono! Yuki! Attack!
::fight::
Camille: I love you Mosquiton!
::Takes her clothes off::
Everyone: @_@
::Count shows up::
Count: Mosquiton!
Mosquiton: Count!
::Mosquiton bites Inaho::
::Mosquiton goes full vampire and becomes amazingly cool::
::Mosquiton beats Count::
::Mosquiton gets a stake through the heart and turns into dust::
The End
Inaho: O-PART!
::enemy shows up::
Mosquiton: Hono! Yuki! Attack!
::fight::
Camille: I love you Mosquiton!
::Takes her clothes off::
Everyone: @_@
::Count shows up::
Count: Mosquiton!
Mosquiton: Count!
::Mosquiton bites Inaho::
::Mosquiton goes full vampire and becomes amazingly cool::
::Mosquiton beats Count::
::Mosquiton gets a stake through the heart and turns into dust::
The End
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Joshua Christopher - Posts: 1982
- Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:00 am
Ranma 1/2:
Ranma falls into spring and comes out girl type.
Akane:"Ranma stop being a pervert and get out of the girls' shower room!"
Ranma:"If you hadn't notice I AM a girl!"
Akane turns on HOT water and Ranma turns back into guy.
Girls change him out screaming.
Ranma:"I'll never find a cure to that Cursed Drowning Man Spring this way!"
Mousse:"Marry me Ranma!"
Akane(dumps cold water on Ranma and he turns back into Girl Ranma):"He can't
marry you as long as he's a she as well...Unless you live in the state of Massachuesstts..Then again THEY keep electing Kennedy..."
Ranma picks up her clothes and runs away chased by Mousse who dumps hot water
on him and he changes back to normal male self.
Akane then dumps cold water on him and he changes back into female Ranma.
Etc. until The End!
Ranma falls into spring and comes out girl type.
Akane:"Ranma stop being a pervert and get out of the girls' shower room!"
Ranma:"If you hadn't notice I AM a girl!"
Akane turns on HOT water and Ranma turns back into guy.
Girls change him out screaming.
Ranma:"I'll never find a cure to that Cursed Drowning Man Spring this way!"
Mousse:"Marry me Ranma!"
Akane(dumps cold water on Ranma and he turns back into Girl Ranma):"He can't
marry you as long as he's a she as well...Unless you live in the state of Massachuesstts..Then again THEY keep electing Kennedy..."
Ranma picks up her clothes and runs away chased by Mousse who dumps hot water
on him and he changes back to normal male self.
Akane then dumps cold water on him and he changes back into female Ranma.
Etc. until The End!
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
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Maledicte - Posts: 2078
- Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:39 pm
My Neibor Totoro!
Father: ha ha you are seeing little dust demons.
Little girl: theres a giant thing in the trees!
Totoro: *makes noises and bounces around cutely*
Mother: I am terribly sick
Girl: I will run away.
Catbus: Reow
Father: ha ha you are seeing little dust demons!
Father: ha ha you are seeing little dust demons.
Little girl: theres a giant thing in the trees!
Totoro: *makes noises and bounces around cutely*
Mother: I am terribly sick
Girl: I will run away.
Catbus: Reow
Father: ha ha you are seeing little dust demons!
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
-Sir Boyle Roche
-Sir Boyle Roche
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Scribs - Posts: 2722
- Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:00 am
- Location: Unknown
Escaflowne The Movie
Hitomi:"Gee,I am so depressed I want to fade away!"
Van:"Gee,I am so depressed that my brother turned evil and is destroying my
world...I wanna die!"
Lord Folken:"HA!HA!HA!I'm gonna take over Gaea and turn all those Sesshie fangirls from Inuyasha into MY fangirls!"
Merle:"Hey Hitomi did ya know your our Wind Goddess...and by the way don't
step on my tail!"
Hitomi:"Where Am I?And where did that giant mecha come from and how come
Van has wings?"
Dryden:"Hey how do you like my cool shades that make me look like a '60s hippie even though they don't exist here and does anyone wonder why if we're in a different dimension I have the name of a famous English poet?"
Van:"Say Hitomi now that you saved Gaea...uh..where does wings come from?"
The End
Hitomi:"Gee,I am so depressed I want to fade away!"
Van:"Gee,I am so depressed that my brother turned evil and is destroying my
world...I wanna die!"
Lord Folken:"HA!HA!HA!I'm gonna take over Gaea and turn all those Sesshie fangirls from Inuyasha into MY fangirls!"
Merle:"Hey Hitomi did ya know your our Wind Goddess...and by the way don't
step on my tail!"
Hitomi:"Where Am I?And where did that giant mecha come from and how come
Van has wings?"
Dryden:"Hey how do you like my cool shades that make me look like a '60s hippie even though they don't exist here and does anyone wonder why if we're in a different dimension I have the name of a famous English poet?"
Van:"Say Hitomi now that you saved Gaea...uh..where does wings come from?"
The End
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
HEAT GUY J In-A-Minute
J: A man should always follow his heart.
Kyoko: Here, Dais, three bullets and a red tab. You moron, can't you see I'm in love with you?
Boma: Bunny.
Edmundo: Daisuke, quit being a pain in my ***!
Shun and Shogun: Daisuke, you never listen to me.
Claire: Wheee fireworks! *throws grenade*
Daisuke's response to all of the above: Yeah, whatever.
The End
WOLF'S RAIN In-A-Minute
*vague plot*
*pointless dying*
*incomprehesible conclusion*
The End
Alternate Version:
*Marvin the Paranoid Android shoots everyone with the Point-Of-View gun and THAT'S why everyone dies.*
The End
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Maledicte - Posts: 2078
- Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:39 pm
Gundam Wing - The Series (I don't think this one has been done yet...)
Heero: I'm going to kill you
Relena: Ok! Can I still tag along though and shout stupid sentences that make me look like an absolute ditz?
*Heero tries to kill himself*
Duo: Weeee! Blowing stuff up is fuuuuun!
Trowa: I have no name
Quatre: Please dont fight!
Wufei: Women are stupid...
*Heero tries to kill himself*
Zechs: I'm going to follow Treize until my mask breaks...
*mask breaks*
Aah well. Been fun.
Colonel / Lady Une: I have a split personality... no I don't!
Treize: I will rule the world! O... and later fight Wufei, even though I've only met the guy once before in a sword fight
*big fight, lots of shouting*
the end
Heero: I'm going to kill you
Relena: Ok! Can I still tag along though and shout stupid sentences that make me look like an absolute ditz?
*Heero tries to kill himself*
Duo: Weeee! Blowing stuff up is fuuuuun!
Trowa: I have no name
Quatre: Please dont fight!
Wufei: Women are stupid...
*Heero tries to kill himself*
Zechs: I'm going to follow Treize until my mask breaks...
*mask breaks*
Aah well. Been fun.
Colonel / Lady Une: I have a split personality... no I don't!
Treize: I will rule the world! O... and later fight Wufei, even though I've only met the guy once before in a sword fight
*big fight, lots of shouting*
the end
- Hephzibah
- Posts: 1494
- Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:00 am
- Location: Australia
Tokyo Babylon in a minute *partly inspired by a hilarious fanfic that disapeared from Fanfiction.net. Where did it go???? 
*
Random character of the day: My life sucks, Living in tokyo is hard.
Hokuto: *wears random incromprehensible costume*
Subaru: I'm worried about my case. There is some dangerous magic involved
Seishiro: *says something deep and knowledgable about magic; something no normal vet should know*
Hokuto: Your the Sakurazukamori aren't you Seishiro!
Seishiro: *changes subject*
Subaru: *is clueless*
Random character of the day: *performs some dangerous magic, or gets into a bad situation*
Subaru: I'll save you *fails miserably, puts himself in danger*
Seishiro: *smirk of evilness* Useless mortal, how dare you hurt Subaru. Only I can do that! *Sakura blosoms blow about. Random character of the day dies/is tramatized for life* I'm going to win the bet Subaru.
Subaru: *wakes up* What happened?
Seishiro: Nothing. Lets go have tea with Hokuto.
Subaru: Ok!
*
Random character of the day: My life sucks, Living in tokyo is hard.
Hokuto: *wears random incromprehensible costume*
Subaru: I'm worried about my case. There is some dangerous magic involved
Seishiro: *says something deep and knowledgable about magic; something no normal vet should know*
Hokuto: Your the Sakurazukamori aren't you Seishiro!
Seishiro: *changes subject*
Subaru: *is clueless*
Random character of the day: *performs some dangerous magic, or gets into a bad situation*
Subaru: I'll save you *fails miserably, puts himself in danger*
Seishiro: *smirk of evilness* Useless mortal, how dare you hurt Subaru. Only I can do that! *Sakura blosoms blow about. Random character of the day dies/is tramatized for life* I'm going to win the bet Subaru.
Subaru: *wakes up* What happened?
Seishiro: Nothing. Lets go have tea with Hokuto.
Subaru: Ok!
Jessie and James, together forever!
AAML forever!
Colorado is EVIL!! Save me!!
Eternal Defender of Tracey Sketchit. If you are a Brock lover, beware ^_^
"Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools"-Bowser, Super Mario RPG
Confused about the meaning of the screen name??
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/RocketShipping
Go here and be enlightened ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Click the above link...I dare you.
http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/87185.html
The best essay on Junzumi shipping ever ^^.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Rocketshipper
AAML forever!
Colorado is EVIL!! Save me!!
Eternal Defender of Tracey Sketchit. If you are a Brock lover, beware ^_^
"Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools"-Bowser, Super Mario RPG
Confused about the meaning of the screen name??
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/RocketShipping
Go here and be enlightened ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Click the above link...I dare you.
http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/87185.html
The best essay on Junzumi shipping ever ^^.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/Rocketshipper
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Rocketshipper - Posts: 1126
- Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:19 am
- Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Digimon Tamers In A Minute:
Takato:"Hey why don't I make my own Digimon and call him Guilmon?"
Takato's Teacher:"Anyone notice how I sound like BOTH Juniper Lee and
Kari from the ORIGINAL DIGIMON?"
Jeri:"I want my own Digimon!"
Leomon:"I'm NOT your Digimon Jer...(after digivise appears)..Ok I guess I am
after all."
Impmon:"I'm sorry Jeri...I killed Leomon...I didn't want to make you sad."
Rika:"Let's not get all feel goody everyone we still have the D-Reaper to
defeat!"
Terriermon:"HENNNNNRRRRYYYY....Please save me from Susie!She's gonna
place diapers on me!"
D-Reaper Jeri:"All Digimon and Humans will be destroyed and remade to
my specifications."
Guilmon:"Takatomon,I'm hungry...when do we eat?"
Takato:"After we save the world...Of Course!"
Takato:"Hey why don't I make my own Digimon and call him Guilmon?"
Takato's Teacher:"Anyone notice how I sound like BOTH Juniper Lee and
Kari from the ORIGINAL DIGIMON?"
Jeri:"I want my own Digimon!"
Leomon:"I'm NOT your Digimon Jer...(after digivise appears)..Ok I guess I am
after all."
Impmon:"I'm sorry Jeri...I killed Leomon...I didn't want to make you sad."
Rika:"Let's not get all feel goody everyone we still have the D-Reaper to
defeat!"
Terriermon:"HENNNNNRRRRYYYY....Please save me from Susie!She's gonna
place diapers on me!"
D-Reaper Jeri:"All Digimon and Humans will be destroyed and remade to
my specifications."
Guilmon:"Takatomon,I'm hungry...when do we eat?"
Takato:"After we save the world...Of Course!"
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
*dies laughing*
the Wolf's Rain by AngelSakura was a killer! Hilarious!
Oh, and Sirthinks2much. That is pretty much what happens in WR.
Hm... what anime hasn't been done yet? *thinks*
*shrugs* don't know...
the Wolf's Rain by AngelSakura was a killer! Hilarious!
Oh, and Sirthinks2much. That is pretty much what happens in WR.
Hm... what anime hasn't been done yet? *thinks*
*shrugs* don't know...
"Be strong, and let your heart take courage, all you who wait for the Lord!" - Psalm 31:24
"MOES: Sig. Or sig not. There is no scroll."
My Fanfiction.net account
My DA account
My MAL
"An XD a post will keep humor at its most." - Goldenspines <3
"MOES: Sig. Or sig not. There is no scroll."
My Fanfiction.net account
My DA account
My MAL
"An XD a post will keep humor at its most." - Goldenspines <3
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Fantasy Dreamer - Posts: 1078
- Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:31 am
- Location: Behind You!
Fantasy Dreamer wrote:*dies laughing*
the Wolf's Rain by AngelSakura was a killer! Hilarious!
Oh, and Sirthinks2much. That is pretty much what happens in WR.
Hm... what anime hasn't been done yet? *thinks*
*shrugs* don't know...
Yes, I'll admit that AngelSakura's WR was a far cry better than mine. ^^;
Hey, if it's already been done don't be shy! Give it a shot, we'd love to see more.
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Maledicte - Posts: 2078
- Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:39 pm
Wolf's Rain in Thirty Seconds
Kiba: Must find flower!
Tsume: My gang kicks! Hey, another wolf!
Hige: You need to use your human form. Look, Food!
Cher: Hubb, we're over! I'm to obbsessed with my work for love!
Hubb: *sobs* why, Cher, why? *cries some more*
Quent: *gets drunk*
Toboe: I kill lots of things by accident. Like owners and birds...
Darcia: *blows up wolves, steals Cheza and kidnapps Cher*
Cher: *kidnapped* why'd he do that?
Hubb: Must find Cher.
Quent: Must find wolves and KILL! first I'll get drunk again
Hagara: *dead and exposed* o.O
Jagara: Darcia, I love you! So I'll kill you!
*Wolves chase down nobles and humans end up in the same place*
*Hub and Cher love each other again and plan a future that doesn't happen together*
Hige: *finds out past* I'm a disgrace to all wolves!
Hubb: *Stuck in a cell across from wolves* how'd I get here? Oh yeah.
Tsume and Toboe: *pointlessly ramming into bars*
Kiba: Cheza!
Cheza: Kiba!
Kiba: Cheza!
Cheza: Kiba!
Kiba: CHEZA!
Cheza: KIBA!
Kiba: What I say next is so predictable. CHEZA!!
etc.
Darcia: *walks in room* look at my eye
people: *pass out*
Jagara: *dies* but I still love you Darcia*
Toboe and Quent: *dies*
Hige and Blue: We love each other, but can't go to paradise for one stupid reasoning or another.
*humans die*
Hige, Tsume, and Blue: *die*
Kiba: *fights Darcia*
Darcia: *chomps Cheza*
Cheza: KIBA!!! AHHH!!
Kiba: *wins fight*
Darcia: *dies*
Kiba: *goes to Cheza* What now.
Cheza: This one dies. *dissolves*
*its the end of the world... right?*
WRONG!
The whole thing starts over again.
ps. I like AngelSakura's better...
Kiba: Must find flower!
Tsume: My gang kicks! Hey, another wolf!
Hige: You need to use your human form. Look, Food!
Cher: Hubb, we're over! I'm to obbsessed with my work for love!
Hubb: *sobs* why, Cher, why? *cries some more*
Quent: *gets drunk*
Toboe: I kill lots of things by accident. Like owners and birds...
Darcia: *blows up wolves, steals Cheza and kidnapps Cher*
Cher: *kidnapped* why'd he do that?
Hubb: Must find Cher.
Quent: Must find wolves and KILL! first I'll get drunk again
Hagara: *dead and exposed* o.O
Jagara: Darcia, I love you! So I'll kill you!
*Wolves chase down nobles and humans end up in the same place*
*Hub and Cher love each other again and plan a future that doesn't happen together*
Hige: *finds out past* I'm a disgrace to all wolves!
Hubb: *Stuck in a cell across from wolves* how'd I get here? Oh yeah.
Tsume and Toboe: *pointlessly ramming into bars*
Kiba: Cheza!
Cheza: Kiba!
Kiba: Cheza!
Cheza: Kiba!
Kiba: CHEZA!
Cheza: KIBA!
Kiba: What I say next is so predictable. CHEZA!!
etc.
Darcia: *walks in room* look at my eye
people: *pass out*
Jagara: *dies* but I still love you Darcia*
Toboe and Quent: *dies*
Hige and Blue: We love each other, but can't go to paradise for one stupid reasoning or another.
*humans die*
Hige, Tsume, and Blue: *die*
Kiba: *fights Darcia*
Darcia: *chomps Cheza*
Cheza: KIBA!!! AHHH!!
Kiba: *wins fight*
Darcia: *dies*
Kiba: *goes to Cheza* What now.
Cheza: This one dies. *dissolves*
*its the end of the world... right?*
WRONG!
The whole thing starts over again.
ps. I like AngelSakura's better...
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Fantasy Dreamer - Posts: 1078
- Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:31 am
- Location: Behind You!
I realize I'm gravedigging, but what the hey.
SCRYED:
Kanami: I'm dreaming again...
Kazuma: RYUHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ryuho: KAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAA!
Straight Cougar: Vroom!
Mad Script Guy: Rewrite!
Scheris: I have an annoying voice, don't I?
Kunniko: Go get 'em. Kazuma! *dies near end of show*
Kazuma: KUNNNNNNNNNNIIIKKKOOO!
Audience: What is this, Akira ripoff?
Me: NAH, it's much better than Akira
Elitist: You @#$%^!, die!
SCRYED:
Kanami: I'm dreaming again...
Kazuma: RYUHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ryuho: KAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAA!
Straight Cougar: Vroom!
Mad Script Guy: Rewrite!
Scheris: I have an annoying voice, don't I?
Kunniko: Go get 'em. Kazuma! *dies near end of show*
Kazuma: KUNNNNNNNNNNIIIKKKOOO!
Audience: What is this, Akira ripoff?
Me: NAH, it's much better than Akira
Elitist: You @#$%^!, die!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
- Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 pm
- Location: Planet Claire
its been done but oh well: DBZ in a nut shell
Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Random villian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I must get the dragon balls
Goku: No i'll get them first
Random:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (shots big yellow beam)
Goku: (dies)
(Half the world is wipped out)
Goku: (comes back to life)
Goku: (hair grows and turns blonde)KAMEHAHAHA!!!!!
Krillian: Hey i found the last dragon ball
(dragon balls fix everything)
Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Random villian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I must get the dragon balls
Goku: No i'll get them first
Random:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (shots big yellow beam)
Goku: (dies)
(Half the world is wipped out)
Goku: (comes back to life)
Goku: (hair grows and turns blonde)KAMEHAHAHA!!!!!
Krillian: Hey i found the last dragon ball
(dragon balls fix everything)
Follow and suggest movies.
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Now running the 15 days of halloween.
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GrubbTheFragger - Posts: 3940
- Joined: Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:00 pm
- Location: Colorado Springs , CO
Final Fantasy: Advent Children
3 bad guys with silver hair: LETS RESCUE OKASAN! (Mother)
*Cloud vrooms on his motorcycle* Vroom vroom
*random kids with a disease*
*Loz fights Tifa* *battle ensues*
*stuff happens then a Monster attacks the city*
*Reno and rude fight silver haired punks*
*reno and rude gets beat up*
*then silver haired guys get beat up*
*clould waltzes in with his motorcycle*
Cloud: "yo"
*random protagonists appear and fight a giant monster and that is all they were put in for*
*turks do random things and Rufus is there and such*
Silver haired guys: OKASAN!
*vroom vroom cloud is chased by 3 silver haired guys on motorcycles*
*3 silver haired guys dissapear*
*Sephiroth appears*
*big unrealistic fight with little swords cutting up giant buildings*
*some cool sword technique*
*bad guy dies*
*Cloud gets shot*
*2 other silver punks die*
*cloud awakens at church*
POOL PARTY IN THE CHURCH! Disease is cured! Hallelujiah!
3 bad guys with silver hair: LETS RESCUE OKASAN! (Mother)
*Cloud vrooms on his motorcycle* Vroom vroom
*random kids with a disease*
*Loz fights Tifa* *battle ensues*
*stuff happens then a Monster attacks the city*
*Reno and rude fight silver haired punks*
*reno and rude gets beat up*
*then silver haired guys get beat up*
*clould waltzes in with his motorcycle*
Cloud: "yo"
*random protagonists appear and fight a giant monster and that is all they were put in for*
*turks do random things and Rufus is there and such*
Silver haired guys: OKASAN!
*vroom vroom cloud is chased by 3 silver haired guys on motorcycles*
*3 silver haired guys dissapear*
*Sephiroth appears*
*big unrealistic fight with little swords cutting up giant buildings*
*some cool sword technique*
*bad guy dies*
*Cloud gets shot*
*2 other silver punks die*
*cloud awakens at church*
POOL PARTY IN THE CHURCH! Disease is cured! Hallelujiah!
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
- Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:00 am
I can't believe I'm about to do this...
AIR IN A MINUTE
[SPOILER]YUKITO: RAMEN SET!!!!!!
MISUZU: Gao...
HARUKO: *gets drunk*
MICHIRU: KUNISAKI YUKITOOOOOO!!!!!
MINAGI: ...
KANO: I'm going to be able to use magic one day!!
HIJIRI: She's not going to be able to use magic one day.
MISUZU: Gao...
KANO: I'm going to try and kill myself now!
YUKITO: *saves her*
MINAGI: My mother is insane.
MICHIRU: KUNISAKI YUKITOOOOO!!! Bai-Bai!
MISUZU: Yukito, you're my friend...*bawls*
*flashback*
*fighting/juggling/CURSED'D!!*
*flashforward*
YUKITO: Misuzu is gonna die!
MISUZU: Gao...
YUKITO: *dies*
HARUKO: I've been a horrible parent!
MISUZU: Gao...
HARUKO: MISUZU!
MISUZU: MAMA!
HARUKO: You're all better!
MISUZU: Gao...*dies*[/SPOILER]
THE END
AIR IN A MINUTE
[SPOILER]YUKITO: RAMEN SET!!!!!!
MISUZU: Gao...
HARUKO: *gets drunk*
MICHIRU: KUNISAKI YUKITOOOOOO!!!!!
MINAGI: ...
KANO: I'm going to be able to use magic one day!!
HIJIRI: She's not going to be able to use magic one day.
MISUZU: Gao...
KANO: I'm going to try and kill myself now!
YUKITO: *saves her*
MINAGI: My mother is insane.
MICHIRU: KUNISAKI YUKITOOOOO!!! Bai-Bai!
MISUZU: Yukito, you're my friend...*bawls*
*flashback*
*fighting/juggling/CURSED'D!!*
*flashforward*
YUKITO: Misuzu is gonna die!
MISUZU: Gao...
YUKITO: *dies*
HARUKO: I've been a horrible parent!
MISUZU: Gao...
HARUKO: MISUZU!
MISUZU: MAMA!
HARUKO: You're all better!
MISUZU: Gao...*dies*[/SPOILER]
THE END
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[color="PaleGreen"]Rushia: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE IGNORANT AMERICAN OF IRISH DECENT. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR POTATOES.[/color]
[color="Orange"]WELCOME TO MOES[/color]
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Radical Dreamer - Posts: 7950
- Joined: Sat May 28, 2005 9:00 am
- Location: Some place where I can think up witty things to say under the "Location" category.
Rurouni_Kaoru wrote:I can't believe I'm about to do this...
AIR IN A MINUTE
that was a really sad show T___T
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
- Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:00 am
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Shao Feng-Li - Posts: 5187
- Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:00 pm
- Location: Idaho
SirThinks2Much wrote:Boogiepop Phantom
*color is leeched out of screen*
Audience: What the heck!??
Toka Miyashita: I'm a mild-mannered high-school student by day, but at night I become...
Jounouchi: Mmmmm....spiders.
Nagi Kirima: I will follow in my father's footsteps and kill the Manticore! Or am I following in Kuroda's footsteps and killing the Manticore?...blah. At least I look good in my leather outfit!
Manaka *giggle* *hic* *repeats whatever is said* *gives people spooky butterflies*
Officer Morita: Whee! I can spin my head around 360 degrees!
Manticore: I eat people! P43@r my double voceover capabilities!! Mmwwaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa hhaa!!
Boogiepop Phantom: Whatever. I can do the same thing.
Nagi: Time to die!!
Boogiepop Phantom: Not now, hon.
Manticore: Woohoo!
Spooky Electric: I don't do anything, but my name's darn cool.
Poom Poom: I'm completely malevolent, yet innocent at the same time! here, you angst-filled high school teenagers, have a balloon.
*color returns to screen*
Audience: MY EYES...
Manticore: II''mm ssttiillll aalliivvee!!
Boogiepop: Time to die.
Manticore: Aawwwwww &*%@
Suema: Is it just me, or am I the only normal person in this show?
Toka: It's just you. *whistles*
THE END
I love that post! It was hilarious! And I'm actually a fan.
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
- Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 pm
- Location: Planet Claire
Spirited Away.
Chihiro: Darn it, we're moving away.
Mom: It's ok, you're going to like it! Hey what's this place?
Dad: It looks cool, let's go in!
(They go IN a mysterious DARK tunnel and come to a CITY. It's DESERTED. They see FOOD and they EAT it.)
Chihiro: *whines* Stop parents!
(They turn into PIGS. Then THINGS start appearing and it's SCARY.)
Chihiro: I'm crazy!
Haku: No you're not, come with me and go to the grandpa spider dude and get a job.
(She GOES.)
Chihiro: Give me a job!
Spider Person: No.
Chihiro: Yes!
Spider Person: Ok. Hey, lady, take this girl away.
Rin?: I hate you.
(They go to the OLD WOMAN.)
Old woman: You are spoiled and weak, but since my obese baby is distracting me, I'm going to give you a job and take away your name. Maybe I'll cook your parents.
New name--> Sen: Ok.
(Sen WORKS and she SUCKS. She VISITS her pig parents. Then she heals a WATER SPIRIT. And everyone loves her. Then Haku comes in HURT. Sen goes to SAVE him.)
Obese baby: Play with me!
Sen: No, I have germs.
Obese baby: NO! *Gets turned to a hamster*
Sen: Haku, eat some disgusting medicine.
(Haku PUKES and gets better. Then No-face terrorizes everyone and Sen has to go to him.)
No-face: Be my friend.
Sen: No, take this medicine.
No-face: AH! You made me puke! I hate you!
(He PUKES everything out. Then he is fine. Then they go to the old woman's TWIN for forgiveness.)
TWIN: I'm the nice one. Haku stole my golden seal, but I forgive him. No-face can stay with me.
(Haku comes to get SEN.)
Sen: I remember your name!
Haku: Ding ding! You are right.
(They come to the bathhouse.)
Old woman: Where's my baby?
Obese baby: Here I am.
Old woman: Ok now, Sen, which pigs are your parents?
Sen: None.
Old woman: Darn. Go away.
Haku: Go to that tunnel again and don't look back, or else.
Chihiro: OK.
(She goes through the TUNNEL.)
Parents: We were waiting for you.
THE END.
Chihiro: Darn it, we're moving away.
Mom: It's ok, you're going to like it! Hey what's this place?
Dad: It looks cool, let's go in!
(They go IN a mysterious DARK tunnel and come to a CITY. It's DESERTED. They see FOOD and they EAT it.)
Chihiro: *whines* Stop parents!
(They turn into PIGS. Then THINGS start appearing and it's SCARY.)
Chihiro: I'm crazy!
Haku: No you're not, come with me and go to the grandpa spider dude and get a job.
(She GOES.)
Chihiro: Give me a job!
Spider Person: No.
Chihiro: Yes!
Spider Person: Ok. Hey, lady, take this girl away.
Rin?: I hate you.
(They go to the OLD WOMAN.)
Old woman: You are spoiled and weak, but since my obese baby is distracting me, I'm going to give you a job and take away your name. Maybe I'll cook your parents.
New name--> Sen: Ok.
(Sen WORKS and she SUCKS. She VISITS her pig parents. Then she heals a WATER SPIRIT. And everyone loves her. Then Haku comes in HURT. Sen goes to SAVE him.)
Obese baby: Play with me!
Sen: No, I have germs.
Obese baby: NO! *Gets turned to a hamster*
Sen: Haku, eat some disgusting medicine.
(Haku PUKES and gets better. Then No-face terrorizes everyone and Sen has to go to him.)
No-face: Be my friend.
Sen: No, take this medicine.
No-face: AH! You made me puke! I hate you!
(He PUKES everything out. Then he is fine. Then they go to the old woman's TWIN for forgiveness.)
TWIN: I'm the nice one. Haku stole my golden seal, but I forgive him. No-face can stay with me.
(Haku comes to get SEN.)
Sen: I remember your name!
Haku: Ding ding! You are right.
(They come to the bathhouse.)
Old woman: Where's my baby?
Obese baby: Here I am.
Old woman: Ok now, Sen, which pigs are your parents?
Sen: None.
Old woman: Darn. Go away.
Haku: Go to that tunnel again and don't look back, or else.
Chihiro: OK.
(She goes through the TUNNEL.)
Parents: We were waiting for you.
THE END.
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Puguni - Posts: 1323
- Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:13 pm
- Location: In a place where I can wonder why good grammar doesn't apply on the internet.
Gungrave[spoiler]
Brandon: I want to be with Maria, so I'm joining her uncle's criminal organization, Millenion.
Harry: Count me in. I want all kinds of power.
Maria: Brandon, can you spend time with me?
Big Daddy: I'm a nice guy for a crime boss.
Bear: I have the most efficient way for getting rid of an enemy--overkills. Sure it's a waste of ammo, but it gets the job done.
Lee: I got some kind of knitting needle style weapon, and I love to use it. I also have mad martial arts skills.
Blood War: My favorite movie is Night of the Living Dead and I look like Sabretooth from X-men . *Blood War is eventually murdered.
Harry: Hey, Blood War, I'd like to continue your research on zombies. Secretly.
*Harry rises through the ranks. He eventually kills Brandon*
Beyond-the-Grave: I'm Brandon as a Zombie and I'm out for revenge!
Maria's kid: Is Brandon my dad?
Harry: Don't kill me, Beyond-the-Grave! I'm sorry!
Beyond-the-Grave: Whatever. I already killed you in the game anyway. [/spoiler]
Brandon: I want to be with Maria, so I'm joining her uncle's criminal organization, Millenion.
Harry: Count me in. I want all kinds of power.
Maria: Brandon, can you spend time with me?
Big Daddy: I'm a nice guy for a crime boss.
Bear: I have the most efficient way for getting rid of an enemy--overkills. Sure it's a waste of ammo, but it gets the job done.
Lee: I got some kind of knitting needle style weapon, and I love to use it. I also have mad martial arts skills.
Blood War: My favorite movie is Night of the Living Dead and I look like Sabretooth from X-men . *Blood War is eventually murdered.
Harry: Hey, Blood War, I'd like to continue your research on zombies. Secretly.
*Harry rises through the ranks. He eventually kills Brandon*
Beyond-the-Grave: I'm Brandon as a Zombie and I'm out for revenge!
Maria's kid: Is Brandon my dad?
Harry: Don't kill me, Beyond-the-Grave! I'm sorry!
Beyond-the-Grave: Whatever. I already killed you in the game anyway. [/spoiler]
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
- Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 pm
- Location: Planet Claire
~DBZ~ FReeza Saga~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Through the episode*
Freeza:*WAting for him to shoot already*
Goku:Freeza you hurt me family AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Again*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Through the episode*
Freeza:*WAting for him to shoot already*
Goku:Freeza you hurt me family AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Again*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[SIZE="1"]A blue, black shade of love.
Sent from above.
[align=center]My hands are tied to worlds
alone,
And this I know.
Your breath's like wine,
And just like clouds, my skin crawls.
It's so divine, the sky it glows with fields of light.
Did you know that I love you?
Come and lay with me.
I love you.
And all this day, I will love you.
You make me feel alive,
and I'll love you
Until the end of time.[/SIZE][/align]
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Reba - Posts: 390
- Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:00 pm
- Location: California
Hikaru no Go
Sai: GO! GO! GO! Hikaru! I wanna play! I wanna play! Please? PLease? PLEASE!!!???
Hikaru: No.
Sai: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sai: GO! GO! GO! Hikaru! I wanna play! I wanna play! Please? PLease? PLEASE!!!???
Hikaru: No.
Sai: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Shao Feng-Li - Posts: 5187
- Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:00 pm
- Location: Idaho
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