apparently no one here cares, but this past saturday, the us national soccer team beat the mexican national soccer team 2-0. for the first time, we are the first country in our group to qualify for the World Cup (mex has always been first)
to celebrate, i will write down the score on my car and drive through matamoros. if you hear a grisly tale on the evening news about murder on the border, know that it was me.