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Postby SigmaKnight » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:38 pm

granted, you drop a 20 pound weight on someones foot.

I wish that I could be a CAA mod, or well.. a mod on any forum. XD
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Postby TheSeaAndStars » Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:23 am

sure, but u get bombared with lots of complaints, have to edit too many post, and be constantly on the lookout for trolls.............Annnnnnnndddd.... a whale eats u. ^__^

I wish I could wish for something more relevant than what I am thinking of right now.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:26 am

Granted, but you're not cool enough to post it.

I wish that TheSeaAndStars was cool enough to post it.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:53 am

granted but TheSeaAndStars wishes that he was pinocchio.... and a whale eats him. XD

I wish a whale did eat TheSeaAndStars.
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Postby Photosoph » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:30 pm

Granted, but then he ends up going off to Ninevah and redeeming a whole lot of people. :grin:

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Postby Ssjjvash » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:21 pm

Granted, but nobody else can hear them.

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:29 pm

Granted, but then you get a crippling virus... and eaten by a whale.

I wish I could get my homework done faster
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Postby Ssjjvash » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:34 pm

(oh, I was going to put that one down!)
Granted, but it's always the wrong homework assignments.

I wish I could actually concentrate on work when people are talking.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:52 pm

Granted, but it always turns out to be the wrong work.

I wish I didn't have to wait ten minutes until food dinner ready
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Postby Ssjjvash » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:55 pm

Granted, you have to wait ten months!

I wish I was in softball at school.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:03 pm

Granted, but you suffer a crippling injury going to practice the first day.

I wish this wish wasn't doomed to be corrupted.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:22 pm

Granted but it must be and so you end up wishing that you had NOT wished it
since it's interefering with your love life with your kitty at the moment!

I wish that sao sakura didn't live so far away.
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Postby Spector » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:11 pm

Granted, but now Soa lives in your head.....always talking.

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Postby CookinLikeSanji » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:13 am

Granted, but she only comes to visit on the 3rd day of November every 9 years.

I wish for a hippo!
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Postby Photosoph » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:11 pm

Granted, but do you realise how dangerous they are? My suggestion: RUN FOR HIGHER GROUND!!!

I wish CookinLikeSanji won't get mauled!
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Postby Ssjjvash » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:24 pm

Granted, but instead of getting mauled, he'll get impaled.

I wish I had a sweater with me. It's kinda' cold in here.
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Postby CookinLikeSanji » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:43 pm

Granted, but the sweater consists of a single thread.

I wish I had a collar for my hippo.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:56 pm

Granted, but your hippo goes so fast that the leash rips out of your hands causing a third degree burn.

I wish no one would hear me when I hicupped. U_U
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:49 pm

Granted, but it's because you're in a forest with nobody around. And there are bears.

I wish that all of CAA could get together at once for a giant anime party.
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Postby Ingemar » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:19 pm

Granted, but it's a political party whose platform is making Naruto president.

I hope I get to post before SigmaKnight.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:31 pm

Granted, but he makes fun of you and everyone gives him props.

I wish that Naruto would actually win the election.
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Postby Scribs » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:49 pm

Granted but he makes a lousy president. (how the heck did he get past the you have to be born in america rule?)

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Postby Crosspunisher » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:34 am

Granted but you graple a power cable insted

I wish that caa was the most up to date web site online
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:06 pm

Granted, but you can't access it.

I wish that there were Canadian restaurants all throughout the United States.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:18 pm

Granted aliens land on the planet earth and open up a chain of restaurants that bare their planets name "Can-a-dia"

I wish there really was another planet called can-a-dia
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:21 pm

Granted but they have an even better hockey league and so wipe the floor with
Canada every time they play each other(that's cause planet can-a-dia as plenty
of Wayne Gretzky clones!)

I wish that I had magical powers so that I could turn half of the girls on the CAA
into Catgirls that look like Kagome and Flay!
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Postby SigmaKnight » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:36 pm

Granted, but they all fall in love with the boys that regularly vist the CAA chat room, and eventually end up lagging the chat and the entier site to death.

I wish uh... hmm... I wish that there really were cat girls.
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Postby Puguni » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:58 pm

Granted, but they're an endangered species and you can't ever see them in real life.

I wish physics were a daily part of everyone's breakfast.
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Postby Photosoph » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:51 pm

Granted, but you eat Gravity every morning for breakfast. It's 1000x more potent than prunes.

I wish everything (except people, animals and other living creatures) was made out of candy. Mm.... candy.
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Postby snow_Rock » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:17 pm

granted, the world is now full of ants.

i wish ants were edible
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